Melodious

Myriad Reality

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No can doobiedo, even if I wanted. I know things about him but can’t track him down exactly.

@Webmaster

...
*Scratches my head*
So confusing, man.

Myriad Reality

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Right, so I dunno. Maybe he’s figured something out and just wants me off-air so I can’t do anything about it?

@Webmaster

Have you, like, talked to him about it?

Myriad Reality

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Yeah, that does make sense... plus, I dunno if he gets to keep my powers if all my shows get cancelled.

@Webmaster

If he's dependent on you then that makes even less sense to do.

Myriad Reality

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Maybe he’s trying to get my stuff canceled to make his own instead? I dunno.

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You two worked together?

@Webmaster

That doesn't make sense at all. Monopolizing a network never works long term.

Myriad Reality

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I don't know what he has against me, but I don't like him because he's canceling all my contracts. And that's uber dooper bad.

@Webmaster

Not even an inkling of a hint of an idea?

Myriad Reality

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Yep! Which means that even if I locked him up and threw away the key, escaping is as easy as turning sideways and walking through the bars.

@Webmaster

Why are you opposed to each other to begin with?

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Interesting.

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I assume you were framed?

@Zeal

A notch below that. Falsely accused, never actually convicted or anything. There’s a reason no one’s chased me down yet even though they could.

Myriad Reality

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Yeah, you’re getting it! Since he’s in my stories, he’s as real as, well...
*Tries to think up an example for a few seconds before a lightbulb flashes above my head*
Aha! Like this light!
*Grabs the bulb and twists it around in my hand*

@Webmaster

So… Real?

Myriad Reality

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Because you can't really get rid of him when he's running around in all my stories. Now instead of a fan or an enemy, he's an idea, and those are much much harder to get rid of.

@Webmaster

Sounds profound, but unless this person is a concept on the same level as like, emotional spectra or aspects of reality itself or something like that, there's no way it's so deeply rooted.

Myriad Reality

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But it seems like you may do some more tricks than anyone else. Are you sure you are not a jester of any kind?

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That is quite a crime.

@Zeal

It is, if you're actually guilty of it.

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Doing that many retractions would be pretty much impossible! And it's not like I can get rid of him while he's in the story—that wouldn't make sense at all.

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I don't think so! But maybe somewhere out there.

@Webmaster

To put it bluntly, who cares?

Myriad Reality

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That's where it gets harder. You see, he's sorta written himself into my stories.

@Webmaster

Why worry about his character when you can just deal with him?