MikkishtheLeprechaun

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@Kenshi@ZAVAZggg

These couldn’t be the Times Long Past Jesse had heard of, but surely it was like that. Which meant there was law. Not only in a small territory or one city, but a vast one which could span many large populous cities like this. He cleared his throat.

“You killed a kid, have a chainsaw arm...and you’re just going to stroll along and go to dinner?” Jesse asked, turning to the cheetah.

@Letmehaveone2

“Mind helping me out here?”

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@Kenshi@Letmehaveone2@ZAVAZggg

Jesse didn’t know half of what Ash was talking about, but knew he was an asshole. Clearly Jesse seemed crazy to Ash, but from Jesse’s point of view this whole world was an insane one.

“I trained with axes for as long as I can remember.” Jesse said, patting the two at his side “As for what I want, clearly something is going on here and we’re stuck together in it. You, me, this talking lion and probably several others. We’re not going to get to the bottom of this until I figure this world out. What is butter? What is peanut butter? And who was this kid?”

Jesse was familiar with cows and beef, but nobody had much time to make cheese or butter where he was from.

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@KenshiJesse understood to a minimal degree what “basket case” meant. He knew it was a saying and not literal, but didn’t realize it meant crazy.

“Look, guy, I don’t know what that means honestly. All I know is I was shot in the head but instead of Helheim, I am in this strange place with mountain lions that talk, but there is no way this is Valhalla.” Jesse said with conviction.

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@Kenshi Jesse was still trying to comprehend the reality of a talking mountain lion) cheetah, when he saw the chainsaw guy from earlier.

“Hey you!” He barked “Explain those armed men in uniform, this world, and this talking mountain lion.”

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@Kenshi Oh goddamnit.

Why did this guy have to keep finding ways the Terminator and Connor we’re screwing up? These...boxes were surely some kind of prototype. And surely they would endanger the human race and John Connor.

He picked up one of the kiosks with his Android strength, and smashed it on the ground, then punched a hole through it.

“Hey!” Yelled the bartender “You owe the bar for that machine!”

The Terminator knew nothing of what the barkeep spoke of, and smashed another machine.

“Get out!” The bartender yelled, before immediately backing down, and staring helplessly as the Terminator destroyed every game.

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@Kenshi Really? Lol Either way how is a hat supposed to hide the terminators nethers?

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@Kenshi Aww shit. The Terminator had only been there a few minutes and already he was fucking it up. He never noticed how much humans liked their clothes. Regardless, he had to keep a tough, stoic front.

“He is the one meant to save the world from the machines.” He put bluntly...even though he himself was a machine.

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@Kenshi I think I know where this is going with Merlin and “The King”

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@Letmehaveone2 A cheater? Jesse was confused.

“You cheated someone...and then were turned into a mountain lion?” Jesse asked, having never heard of a cheetah before.

Meanwhile, outside the barcade a flash appeared. When the light vanished, a naked muscle bound man could be seen.

“Must find...John Connor.” He said to himself in a German accent...but what did John Connor look like? He knew next to nothin about his assignment. Only that he was reprogrammed to protect this John Connor.

@Kenshi

So the Terminator walked into the barcade...butt fucking naked. He looked around at the patrons who hadn’t fled when the gun went off and the flying boy was killed. Eventually he turned to Ash.

“Are you John Connor?”