MikkishtheLeprechaun

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@ZAVAZggg “Pfft. Law enforcement? The law enforcement in Culrud burns people alive at best. But a more likely scenario is they shove a sharp pole up your arse made leave you impaled. You know a man can live several days on a pike?”

Jesse spoke the truth of the law men he was familiar with. He had no idea how cops here handled criminals.

“Anyway, I’m getting out of here. You can stay and be friends with these law men if you want.”

Then a single, terrified lone SWAT man peaked over some cover and shot Jesse, knocking him to the ground again.

“You!” He shouted at Teo “Don’t move!” The man said, trembling.

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Btw the year of the rp is 2018. I didn’t want to think about Covid. I rp to escape reality after all.

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@ZAVAZggg “Yeah?” Jesse was confused by Teo’s attitude as bullets continued to hail around them. “How do you axe a man to death politely?”

Another five men were headshot from a distance by Jesse.

“A man doing a job to kill you is still trying to kill you. And a man with a chainsaw for an arm as soaked himself in blood many times. Think.” Jesse said, waiting for more gunfire. There seemed to be no more SWAT, however.

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@ZAVAZggg Teo’s comment struck a cord with Jesse. It brought him back to his earlier interaction with Ash.

“Yeah? And what the fuck did I do? Kill some people trying to mug me? Kill these blue men when they shot at the chainsaw man? Fuck these guys!” He insisted with his brow furrowed, shooting some more of them.

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@ZAVAZggg Jesse could deal with intense pain with little reaction, but the human body reacts to the kind of force delivered by gunshots the same way with everyone. Jesse lay on the ground stunned and a bit dazed. It was still a mystery to Jesse how Teo could withstand gunshots with so little reaction. When his body was no longer seized up, he stood as quick as he could, which was still sluggish.

“Let’s get the fuck out of here!” Jesse said, reloading his gun and using the portal as cover.

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Ya know, to think all this happened because Jesse defended himself from some muggers xD

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@ZAVAZggg Given the lack of public education in the apocalypse, Jesse had a limited understanding of the world. It was explained to him at a young age that the world was a giant lake and there were many islands. To his understanding, the world was a shrunk down version of what it really was. He always had too many problems to focus on geography. He wasn’t familiar with America in spite of living on it’s carcass, but knew bits and pieces of other lands, including a place called “Aurup.”

Before he could started asking questions, however, Teo described quiche. It was amazing the inventive things people could do with something so simple as eggs to him. He knew the Nobility had cooks that made elaborate meals, but the best he ever had was a “sand witch.”

“Woah...I only ever fried my eggs.” He was unfamiliar with the other ingredients in the quiche like cheese or crust.

The conversation was interrupted by lasers pointing on them from the tactical assault rifles of a SWAT unit.

“Blood soaked assailant! This is your final warning. Surrender now or we will open fire!” They had a warning for Teo as well “Suspect with the light saber, drop the weapon. You will also be taken in for drug testing.”

Just like he would normally do, Jesse drew his gun quick and shot the heads off three the swat members, when he heard a click. What followed was a hail of gunfire on not only Jesse but Teo as well. Jesse collapsed as the machine gun fire showered the ground all around him. Luckily he was wearing a bulletproof vest and the closest thing to a headshot was a bullet grazing his cheek.

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@ZAVAZggg The expression remained on Jesse’s face.

“What is quiche?” He shouted “And what is peanut butter? Who are these cops and who commands them? How do I get out of this territory? This...Amrika?” Jesse said, having never heard of egg pies or America.

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@ZAVAZggg Jesse stopped attacking and sneered with confusion.

“No, I don’t want a bite of that...whatever that is.” He said with irritation “What the fuck are you? You don’t seem like one of the cultists to me. How can you take so many gunshots.?”

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@ZAVAZggg “Not this time.” Jesse said as he moved his glock away from the schwartz saber.

He was impressed by Teo’s persistence in spite of how many gunshots he had taken. Regardless Jesse was going to get some answers. He shot Teo in both arms, unsure if it would disarm Teo considering there were three gunshots in Teo’s legs and he was still standing.