Mogreeb

OtherWorld Inc (Sci-Fi Tycoon RPG)

In this forum you will play as a newly-promoted Other-Dimensional-Extortion-Facilitator, and
journey into the unknown, with the intention on labelling, patenting and packaging pretty much everything you can, all in the name of profit. With small army of expandable* employees at your call players will start as they venture forth through the portal into the 'other-space'.

Q. What is the other space?
A. The 'other space' is the landscape through a series of strange doorways in, ahem, 'sacred' temples found in the middle of the Northern Territory. The areas inside these doors defy the laws of time and space, and vary from wind-scoured plains to lush rain-forests.

Rules:
Don't squander your employees. People are tools, and tools can be expensive.
I'm not used to using a OCC/IC, so kindly just 'attempt' actions on your regular post.

Character Sheet (To be posted above all posts for my convenience):

Name:
Callsign:
Rank: ODEF Sub Rookie

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Research:
None available.

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Employee Equipment:
Hunting Knives, Tracking Chips/Tracker,
Probe-Rods, basic MedKit.

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Employees:
((Yet to be distributed))

One Quest (Statless RPG)

(Bump-le Bee)

One Quest (Statless RPG)

BIO:
(In the form of a piece of literature by a local poet, Mj. Mutt)
This day as the bubbling sun did rise,
a note was left on the door step of you guys,
a note to say you have to help,
a neighbor, be they sniveling whelp,
in the adventurers feet, best,
one single bleeding quest.
(He was promptly mowed down by machine gun fire following the first recital.)

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Based on a new policy, designed to increase togetherness and camaraderie, every citizen must on this day, engage and complete a quest for another citizen.
Venture forth, to keep on the better side of the government, by aiding one of your fellows in the most epic way possible, in the slightly unnatural world of Gnomescape.

RULES & STUFF:
GibberFish may be used to better express influenced or poor English

GibberFish

By which I mean my interpritation of phonetic English:
All consonant use is the same, except C and X have both been outlawed.
Vowels look a little like this:
(Note, the use of 'r' in the vowels can either be only voiced or fully pronounced (Non-rhotic/Rhotic).
ay- Such as in A, day or fake.
air- Such as in care or where.
ah- Such as in cat or crack.
ar- Such as in car or bath. (Resembles a stretched out 'uh' sound.)
a'- Such as in bath or glass (IF your American/Irish/Liverpudlian/Scottish...) in standard English it is the sound you would make if you were unexpectedly stung by something.
ow- Such as in O or how.
ore- Such as in thought or sore.
oh- Such as in dog, or chocolate.
eey- Such as in beat or any.
eh- Such as in bet, or net.
ere- As in work or nerves.
uh- Such as in cut, or buck.
ooh- Such as in put or foot.
oo- Such as in boot.
yoo- Such as in cute or mute.

Players will start by the notice board in Sqig Town and be left to find a quest on their own.
I may miss days/weeks of posting at a time due to the satanic evil of enofadoV.

ALSO IMPORTANT RULE:
Players are to post their character sheet above every post. Speaking out of character shall be represented by (brackets), and the OCC will be reserved for complaints about my weird system.

CHARACTER SHEET:

Name: The more random the better.
Race: Gnome/Pony/Misc
Quest Log: NAN
Inventory: Empty

One Quest (Statless RPG)

BIO:
(In the form of a piece of literature by a local poet, Mj. Mutt)
This day as the bubbling sun did rise,
a note was left on the door step of you guys,
a note to say you have to help,
a neighbor, be they sniveling whelp,
in the adventurers feet, best,
one single bleeding quest.
(He was promptly mowed down by machine gun fire following the first recital.)

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Based on a new policy, designed to increase togetherness and camaraderie, every citizen must on this day, engage and complete a quest for another citizen.
Venture forth, to keep on the better side of the government, by aiding one of your fellows in the most epic way possible, in the slightly unnatural world of Gnomescape.

RULES & STUFF:
GibberFish may be used to better express influenced or poor English

GibberFish

By which I mean my interpritation of phonetic English:
All consonant use is the same, except C and X have both been outlawed.
Vowels look a little like this:
(Note, the use of 'r' in the vowels can either be only voiced or fully pronounced (Non-rhotic/Rhotic).
ay- Such as in A, day or fake.
air- Such as in care or where.
ah- Such as in cat or crack.
ar- Such as in car or bath. (Resembles a stretched out 'uh' sound.)
a'- Such as in bath or glass (IF your American/Irish/Liverpudlian/Scottish...) in standard English it is the sound you would make if you were unexpectedly stung by something.
ow- Such as in O or how.
ore- Such as in thought or sore.
oh- Such as in dog, or chocolate.
eey- Such as in beat or any.
eh- Such as in bet, or net.
ere- As in work or nerves.
uh- Such as in cut, or buck.
ooh- Such as in put or foot.
oo- Such as in boot.
yoo- Such as in cute or mute.

Players will start by the notice board in Sqig Town and be left to find a quest on their own.
I may miss days/weeks of posting at a time due to the satanic evil of enofadoV.

ALSO IMPORTANT RULE:
Players are to post their character sheet above every post. Speaking out of character shall be represented by (brackets), and the OCC will be reserved for complaints about my weird system.

CHARACTER SHEET:

Name: The more random the better.
Race: Gnome/Pony/Misc
Quest Log: NAN
Inventory: Empty

Bing Pushy With My Foreign Ways

Well.

Bing Pushy With My Foreign Ways

Just realized I misspelled the word being. I'm so sorry. If you would forgive me I would give you my severed tongue.

ANYWAY:

I'm used to having my character sheets pasted above posts, and not utilizing a OOC at all.
Could I get away with doing a thread like this, or would the other profile pictures look at me weird?

Generally Strange Improvised Play

(Lump bump)

Generally Strange Improvised Play

(Bump.)

Generally Strange Improvised Play

Basically we're goin' a have us some improvisational acting goodness, in the form of script writing.
Me: Your post should look like this y'all. (Gestures with hands) And this!

RULES:
Each poster can only act as one cast-member.
Try to act your character in a way relevant to your characters name.
No double posting.

ACT ONE, SCENE ONE.
Cast:
Narrator: Me.
Gerald (Hero): Available
Mario the Parrot (Talking Animal Side-kick): Available
Gerald's Mother: Available
Greta: Available
Officer Noggsy: Available.
Angry Lolly-pop man: Available

After we get some 'actors' signed up we can get started. Just post the name of the character you would like to act as.

Generally Strange Improvised Play

Basically we're goin' a have us some improvisational acting goodness, in the form of script writing.
Me: Your post should look like this y'all. (Gestures with hands) And this!

RULES:
Each poster can only act as one cast-member.
Try to act your character in a way relevant to your characters name.
No double posting.

ACT ONE, SCENE ONE.
Cast:
Narrator: Me.
Gerald (Hero): Available
Mario the Parror (Talking Animal Side-kick): Available
Gerald's Mother: Available
Greta: Available
Officer Noggsy: Available.
Angry Lolly-pop man: Available

After we get some 'actors' signed up we can get started.