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TFW you lose 20,000 souls in Dark Souls and then on the way back to retrieve them you get distracted by your phone ringing, a telesaleman btw, and die again, thus losing it all permanently.
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TFW you lose 20,000 souls in Dark Souls and then on the way back to retrieve them you get distracted by your phone ringing, a telesaleman btw, and die again, thus losing it all permanently.
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7 yrs ago
*Sitting drunkenly in the corner* "Happy birthday to me..." *Takes swig from whiskey bottle* "Happy birthday to me..."
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Nothing quite like a school that teaches a dead language. "Should we teach our students first aid? How to apply for a mortgage? Nah, teach em latin."
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Watching Walking Dead again and I realised something: In a series with cannibals, homicidal megalomaniacs, and literal flesh eating monsters, Lori is still somehow the worst character in the show.
Well thanks for the time, but I'm going to withdraw my application from this. Aside from Zarkun, I've come to feel a bit ignored by the other GMs. No hard feelings, but it does give off a bit of an anti-newcomer atmosphere. I was iffy about coming in blind to such a long running rp, as in my experience the ones who've been there from the start tend to be less inclined to let in newbies, but I was encouraged by some here, and took a shot at it. Oh well. Thanks again for the time.
Eheehee~! Ms Patoots here, thanks for that little clicky-doo. If you're here then hopefully it's because you're interested in some smutty roleplay action. The actual amount of smut in the roleplay, whether it's non-stop bedroom antics or an equal balance of plot to PLOT, will depend on the theme of the roleplay and what we agree on before hand. But smut will be featured in every roleplay, to some degree, so please keep that in mind if you're thinking of contacting me. While I've got you here, I will be playing the female role in any pairings. I'm not against crossplaying in normal rps, but I'm more comfortable writing smut as my own gender.
In the mean time, I've written up some rules below that I'd very much like you to have a look at first, and then you can continue on down to the plots. Each plot will really just be a basic premise or idea that will set up the bare bones of the roleplay, the details can be worked out in OOC. The number of available plots may be low to begin with, but the list will be added to over time.
Anyway, I'll quit rambling now and let you move on down the rules. Thank you for reading this, and regardless of whether or not I see you in my PMs, I hope you have a wonderful day.
Sincerely, Ms Patoots Your Friendly Neighbourhood Loli
Rules
18+ only.
Be willing to create a character sheet.
Use correct spelling and grammar.
Be capable of upholding a Casual - High Casual roleplaying standard.
Post reasonably frequently.
Inform me before ditching or taking a break.
Don't be shy about your Kinks.
By that same token, no Kink Shaming.
Have fun!
Plots
In the modern day, students are routinely graded not just on their knowledge and comprehension of the subjects they study, but they are also graded on their usefulness to society. Those who pass, continue in their studies and go on to become functioning, contributing members of society. Those who fail are instructed in other ways that they can serve society, by serving those who contribute. Failures are removed from the standard curriculum and trained as slaves, to serve those above them in every way, from cooking and cleaning, to providing sexual relief. And as a Slave Student learns nothing without a Master to serve, they are assigned to those students who passed the contribution exams. Those who mark particularly highly can even have their pick of the Failures, and more than one if the number of Failures is high that year.
Hidden away in a remote corner of Kabukicho, Japan's Red Light District, lies a little known, but widely rumoured, soapland named the Bubble Princess. Previously a seedy love hotel, like the countless others found in the area, the location was purchased a year ago by a mysterious and wealthy patron, who had it converted into the soapland, a full service bathing and massage parlour, that it is today. Catering only to it's list of high paying members, the Bubble Princess is so successful due to the unique services it provides, that more than justify the high cost of membership. Unlike other soaplands and massage parlours, the Bubble Princess does not advertise publicly, and new members are only accepted under recommendation from existing members, adding to the mystique and exclusivity of this unique venue.
She's the most popular Idol in the industry at the moment, and you might just possibly be her biggest fan. You go to every one of her performances, you buy all her albums, you've gotten all the merchandise, and you collect figures and posters of characters that she's voiced in anime. But despite your adulation of her, she surely doesn't know you even exist. To her you must simply be another face in the crowd of cheering fans. But then, one day, you receive a once in a lifetime opportunity. In buying the limited collectors edition of her newest album you were placed into the running to win a day long date with the idol of your dreams. But having been placed into a raffle with a hundred other guys, surely there's no way you'd be the lucky guy to win.
Right?
Roughly a year ago, the entire world was thrown on it's head with the sudden arrival of an intelligent spacefaring race of extraterrestrials. Many feared that the arrival of these aliens heralded the begining of an intergalactic war. However, after a tense first contact with these visitors from beyond the stars, it became apparent that this was not an invasion. These aliens, calling themselves Kinara, were the last survivors of their race, having fled their homeworld to avoid a planet wide catastrophe. They came to Earth, not as invaders, but as refugees, seeking to assimilate into Earthling society rather than return to the cold of space. After spending the months since their arrival contained up in their ship, the Kinara have finally reached an agreement with some of the governments of Earth. Certain Kinara will be permitted to live among humans, staying in chosen households in a form of extraterrestrial "homestay", to determine whether the two species can truly co-exist
Previously an all girls boarding school, loved by it's students for it embrace of femininity and liberation, Roshutsu Academy has only very recently begun to become integrated. Now allowing male students to attend the academy for the first time since the it's founding, it made the perfect option for a new transfer student. Having just moved into the area with his family, this new transfer student enters the predominantly female student population of Roshutsu Academy. What adventures await this intrepid trail blazer as he delves bravely into this garden of femininity?
It's was practically a dream job. A relatively new company in the adult video game industry, Sakura Softworks, attained popularity among the otaku culture, specialising in Yuri productions. Despite the appeal of their projects, no one from SakuSoft had never made any public appearances at Comiket or any other otaku conventions, adding a certain mystique factor to the company's popularity. Recently the small company announced their decision to expand into Hetero projects and placed an advertisement on their website, for an intern. As an avid fan of SakuSoft's work, you applied. By some stroke of luck you succeeded in getting the internship, and arrived on your first day, excited to get to work. How surprised you are to find out that Sakura Softworks, an Eroge company, is staffed entirely by five young women.
Elnea specialises in creating animated, humanoid creations from ice to assist her in combat. Despite being animated her Ice constructs are mindless, and act only as she directs them with her magic.
Ice-Make: Arm - Having lost her right arm, Elnea crafts an animated replacement from ice. Forced to create the arm using one-handed Ice-Maker magic, it is roughly crafted, focusing on stability and utility over aesthetics. If necessary, Elnea can substitute the hand for a sharp ice blade, increasing her deadliness in close quarters combat, but sacrificing her ability to cast two-handed Ice-Maker Magic until the hand is returned.
Ice-Make: Golem - Elnea crafts a massive hulking man from ice. The Golem is extremely strong but slow.
Ice-Make: Knight - Elnea crafts a remarkably lifelike figure of a young man in armor wielding a two handed sword. The Knight is a balanced warrior, matching speed with combat ability.
Ice-Make: Sentinel - Elnea crafts the same figure as the knight, however this time he is wielding a large kite shield and longsword. The sword may be used to attack, but the focus of this construct is primarily defensive.
Ice-Make: Archer - As the name implies, Elnea crafts a masked Archer that fires ice arrows at her opponents.
Ice-Make: Dwarves - Elnea crafts a gang of small, three foot tall, humanoids, numbering between 5-10. These constructs are weak and possess little combat skill, but are intended to distract and harass her enemy with their numbers.
Magic Level: A
History: Elnea grew up in the mountainous northern reaches of Fiore, living an Idyllic life with her family. One day however, during her adolescence, a group of Dark Guild Wizards arrived with the intent of destroying her town. Elnea never knew the reason, perhaps they were hired to do it, or perhaps they simply enjoyed murder. Either way the Wizards burned Elena's hometown to the ground. Elnea found herself pinned under a burning roof beam in her home, trapped by her right arm. Trapped and panicked, her screams for help became simple screams when her arm started to burn.
All the noise drew the attention of a passing Wizard, a young man who was drawn by her screams and pulled her out of the burning wreckage of her childhood home. He arrived too late to save her arm, but did save her life. Sadly her's was the only life saved that day. Her saviour turned out to be a user of Maker Magic, using Iron-Make to craft weapons and armor for himself. In gratitude, Elnea travelled with the man for a time, and learned the rudiments of Maker Magic from him, though he insisted she find her own style rather than copy his. And so, in time, Elnea found her way to Ice-Maker Magic.
One day, Elnea awoke at their shared campsite to find herself alone. In the night, her long time companion had left, leaving a note to explain that he had something to do and that he couldn't involve her, that he'd enjoyed their time together, but it had to end. In that moment Elnea realised that she might have fallen in love with her one time saviour. The note went on to mention that if Elnea ever felt lonely, she should travel south and seek out a guild, where she might find companionship and perhaps a new family to fill hole of the one she lost.
Personality: Elnea is a bit of hot-head, and can lose her temper easily, leading her becoming rash in her actions. When drunk however, she becomes the life of the party, flirting and joking with anyone and everyone within reach, though occasionally, she might be caught in a melancholic moment. Despite her short fuse and raucous drinking habits, Elnea does care deeply for those who earn her trust.
Guild and Guild Mark location: TBA
Team Members: TBA
Three Strengths: 1. Resistant to Cold 2. Strong Stomach 3. High Pain Tolerance Three Weaknesses: 1. Afraid of Fire 2. Over Confident 3. Heavy Drinker Greatest Love: Alcohol Motivation: Comfort, Cash, and Companionship
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Additional Details: Elnea's right arm is missing, at the shoulder, leaving nothing but an ugly burn scar where her arm would have been.
Still foggy on the current year, but that's an easy edit, if it's even relevant. As for the guild she joins, I don't know much about the guilds or story so far, so I'm leaving that up to the GMs to figure where Elnea would best fit into things.