Mystery Bard
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STATUS: If I had the money to spare I would have plastic surgery done on my face in a split second. Then I would try dating again. Ha, zing. (It's true though sadly.) 7 yrs ago
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If I had the money to spare I would have plastic surgery done on my face in a split second. Then I would try dating again. Ha, zing. (It's true though sadly.)
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7 yrs ago
Guy Rejects Girl ~ "Your an asshole! She liked you you idiot! Such a jerk!" Girl Rejects Guy ~ "You don't own her you pig. She's a strong independent woman! Get over yourself. Your ugly anyways."
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7 yrs ago
If Oprah Winfrey runs for president and wins we're screwed. Well, men are anyway. It will suck to be a man in an Oprah-run dystopia. Trump is a fairy princess compared to how bad she'll f*** us.
7 yrs ago
First test of the semester and the professor weighs down the hardest question with a 30 point value. As a self harming individual, knowing that I missed it, out comes the hammer tonight.
7 yrs ago
Your phone has a volume lowering button, FUCKING USE IT. This is a library by the eight.
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