* Bumps Nak into the fire *
*gasp in surprise as clothing begins to catch on fire*
Oh no fire, that's bad!
*gets out of campfire and pats down the flames to put them out*
Bad fire! Bad fire go away!
*flames begin to grow*
Please Stop Burning, Nothing Else Burn, I Mean It!
*skin begins to burn*
Oh God! Now I'm Burning! That's Much Worse Then My Clothes Burning!
*begins running in circles to in vain attempt to get away from the flames, only to be completely engulfed in a blaze*
OH GOD WHY DOES IT KEEP CHASING ME?!?!?!
*sprints towards a nearby stream, tripping and face planting into the water putting the flames out instantly, moments later I surface from the water before gasping for breath*
Ahhhhhh.... that's nice...
*gets out of the water and appears completely unharmed by the flames, clothes look badly burned*
Ok, let's try that again. But With Less Fire On Me This Time!
*goes back to campfire to dry off and cook another marshmallow with a smile*