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Evil Rises Again




Maximillian stepped forward onto the stool so his diminutive form could be seen over his podium. He looked out over the gathering of minions. Scientists, Spindoctors, Mercenaries, and many more had arrayed themselves before him to bear witness to his grand announcement. For the past month, they had been confused, lost without his guiding hand and he was now confident enough in his understanding of the situation for him to enlighten them. Behind him, his loyal henchmen stood at attention, observing their lessers.
Jubei, Max's first and most loyal henchmen stood straight as a razor with one hand on his katana, ever ready for another attempt on his master's life. Dr. Neurocide was more relaxed in her stance, arms crossed and lazily surveying the assembly from behind her angular sunglasses. Colonel Blackheart stood with proper military decorum, eyes straight ahead and arms behind his back with his erstwhile companion Pendragon, a chimpanzee, resting on his shoulder. Lord Kane lurked in the shadow of the big-game hunter, eyes hidden by the shadow cast by his top hat. Montezuma shuffled from foot-to-foot and straightened his trench coat and floppy top hat with a small wave of his fingers. Eli Barracuda stood tall, glaring down at the minions with his arms folded in front of him; the perfect image of a criminal enforcer. Lastly, the Matron serenely attended to her knitting, humming a little tune to herself, but how she managed it with only one hand remained a mystery.
Max coughed once dramatically.
"Loyal minions! It is time for me to resume my conquest!" he began as the minions cheered their approval, "The Lair has been forcefully removed from my island by an unknown enemy," at this, the minions broke out into concerned whispers, "Fear not! For I, in my brilliance, have had the foresight to survey this new location. As it stands, I am stronger than ever!" he proclaimed, slamming his fist onto the podium. The minions applauded his announcement, stopping when he raised his hands. "The science team has discovered a device of near-endless potential, and, with it, I shall bring this new world to its knees!" he concluded to raucous applause.
Maximillian stepped down, soaking up the cheering crowd's enthusiasm. He walked off the stage, leaving the gathered army to disperse and attend to their individual tasks. As he entered the adjoining corridor, his henchmen filed out behind him and followed him into his Inner Sanctum. Once again, the team of elites stood at attention as Max seated himself at his desk, awaiting his orders.
"Doctor," he began without preamble, "gather a team of our best quantum physicists, a handful of scientists, and as many technicians as you need to establish a research station around that Node. Security will be handled by you, colonel. Two teams of Guards led by two Mercenaries each as well as a single Marksman. Will that be a problem?" he finished.
"Not at all, darlin'," Neurocide chirped.
"I'll handle this well enough," Blackheart declared.
Max nodded, "You two are dismissed," he said, "now, Montezuma, you and a team of Guards are to scout our perimeter. Stay out of whatever open areas you stumble upon. If they are not traps, then they are places where enemy surveillance will be most likely to spot you. You are also to find some local birds and... entice them to carry messages between the Lair and the doctor's research station. We cannot risk radio communications about the Node being intercepted. Understood?" he asked.
"Ya, mon. I'll be headin' right out," he intoned with a tip of the hat and turned to leave without Max's prompting. Max ignored the disrespect; the voodoo priest wasn't military and no amount of ranting or shows of power would change that.
"Kane, Matron, I want you to patrol the Lair for now. Make your presence known to the minions and encourage those you find to be slacking in their duties. Go," he ordered with a wave of his hand. Lord Kane bowed low and the Matron quietly deposited her knitting into her purse. The pair left, Lord Kane leaving first to open the door for the aging lady who smiled and passed through with a "Thank you, dearie."
Max regarded the remaining henchmen. "You two," he said to Jubei and Eli, "are to remain at my side. I do not know who dared to interrupt my plans, but the chance of them coming for me is too great to risk being caught alone." With that, he swiveled around to face the monitors lining the wall of his Inner Sanctum, clearly ending the briefing. He leaned back in his high-backed chair and rested his head on one hand as he took in the delightfully mundane goings-on in the Lair mixed with the occasional screen of static where his hotel surveillance feeds once were.
"Whoever you are, wherever you're hiding, he swore mentally, "you will regret costing me my victory, and you will beg for your life as my Freaks rip you apart!" Max chuckled low in his throat as he imagined his invisible foe being torn to pieces by the hulking abominations of science.
Dibs on the rain forest.


I had actually forgotten we're playing host to a Touhou character. Between the space bugs, gods, and future armies, one of the personifications of bullet spam somehow slipped through the cracks.
I am giddy with anticipation.
Apparently Starcraft is the flavor of the month. Sadly, it seems I won't get to answer my longstanding question as to what would happen if Tyranids went up against the Zerg. General consensus among those I've asked is that the 'Nids are hardcore and would sweep the Zerg.

Oh well. Guess I'll have to settle for Terrans vs Tyranids. I'm especially amused at the prospect of a Ghost going up against a horde of anti-psychic bugs. Perhaps the Shadow in the Warp doesn't apply here what with the Array's shenanigans, or maybe a Ghost's power is sufficiently different for it not to have mattered anyway. In any case, I can't imagine her trying to scan the Hive Mind would go well.
Hope she has the protective equipment to do so, otherwise the skin on those hands will probably burn off. Though to be fair GDI in themselves will not be bringing Tiberium with them. Sure the Nodes could produce Tiberium (it's always a fallback option) but the Node itself can provide the same materials that Tiberium is comprised of. Bringing in Tiberium is like having a middleman and at the moment is unnecessary.


You would squander such a marvel?! Do you not understand the evil one could accomplish with such a thing?

Tiberium bombs, tiberium enhanced Freaks, tiberium firearms, perhaps even some kind of tiberium spike trap. Once Max and GDI make contact, the arms race is on! I'll need the edge for dealing with monstrosities like gods and *shudder* 'Nids.
So far, it seems Valerie has her own room. I consider this a victory.
@Frater Jeremiah

Shame on you for not appreciating the clarity of the Prophet's vision for mankind! Clearly, this is why you and yours were dragged to this world.

In other news, I look forward to stealing the secrets of tiberium and your future-tech for my own nefarious purposes.
Taking advantage of the distraction Yuki had created, Valerie mumbled her excuses to Angel Heart Spirit and made for the library. She had never been one for loud noises, but they certainly had their place. There would be orientation and such later, but, for now, she could at least manage some independent study. She fingered her books again.
"Quiet please, and no powers!" the sign declared. Sure, most of the school had rules against using your powers for one reason or another, but the librarian had experienced too many twisters, fires, and plain disruptions to her precious stock for there to be any question regarding whether this or that was okay. Sadly, it seemed that the library was closed until after orientation.
Resigning herself to a boring morning, Valerie slumped back towards the entrance, carefully staying out of sight of the rest of the growing crowd. She leaned up against a wall and retrieved one of the her school books from her bag. She'd already read the lot from cover to cover, but, well, sometimes you just had to make do. She adjusted her glasses as she settled in to waste time.
Oh lawdy. 'Nids are on the move.

It's funny. Gods, they're beyond mere men, but whatever. 'Nids? Shoot them and they die, sure enough, but I would actually rather feed myself my Lasgun than deal with them.

That said, Colonel Blackheart now has something he can hunt in earnest.
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