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2 yrs ago
Current PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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3 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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3 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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3 yrs ago
Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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3 yrs ago
Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
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I think we could use a Medical Doctor. The only person as of right now trained in physical ailments is a Combat Medic. Or may Loretta, but I figure she's probably pretty busy with the whole Cryogenics thing.

EDIT: I should think before I post. We have a surgeon.
@The Spectre Dude, that's pretty fucking sick. I'll definitely use it, thanks a billion.
@VerdauxIf you could, that'd be sick
@OrangeInk "Orphan Bat"


The Rook



He didn't know his name. This was the first and most startling of the facts that occurred to him. The next was that he didn't remember anything. Sure, the ingrained knowledge was there. He was fairly sure that he could walk. He knew that he could speak. He could identify the things around him. Trees, grass, massive, tendril-like roots that pinned him to a tree.

Wait...

He didn't know much about the world, but he was fairly positive that being bound by a tree was not the normal state of affairs. He thought about struggling, but the massive man next to him was unable to break his own roots, it seemed like a waste of energy to try.

Giant man?

Yes, there was a giant man. As well as several others. He sighed.

"Well, this was bound to be interesting."

Name: Jarod Edric

Nickname: The Serpent: "Aye, he's tricky, that one. He'll find what he wants, then he'll slither back down his hole. He's a fucking snake, you should keep your eye on him."

Age: 19

Appearance: 5' 11", 145 lbs, Dark brown hair and bright green eyes.

Outfit: A simple blue long sleeve and black pants, with a dark grey ankle-length overcoat. A mechanical left arm.

Occupation(s): Private Investigator, with the occasional bounty hunting to supplement his income

Biography: Growing up distant from his family, he started a PI firm at the age of sixteen with his best friend, Eric King. They were quite successful, becoming local celebrities. All was well until a gang leader they helped arrest escaped from prison. He and his gang attacked the friends. King had his grey matter splattered on the ground by a well-placed rifle bullet. Edric had his left arm blown off by a shotgun. The gang left him to bleed out, but a trade caravan found him and saved his life. He spent a year building himself a mechanical arm. He's finally recovered enough to travel and fight, and he wants to make the Edric and King PI firm known all across Ravage.

Equipment: One handed sabre on his hip, Single action revolver with an eight round cylinder (Ammo-16 bullets), small blade in his mechanical arm.

Skills and Flaws:
  • Fair Shot: He's nothing legendary, but he's skilled enough to use a gun.
  • Home Made Prosthetic: Due to the lack of proper insulation, large amounts of water will shut down his left arm.
  • Great Swordsman: He's quite skilled with his sabre.
  • Electrophobe: Moderate amounts of electricity, when applied to his arm, cause it to shut down.
  • Perks of being a PI: His work has made him reasonably intelligent, he also has a few people who owe him favours.
  • Enemy of the gangs: After his spat with the gang leader who took his arm, most criminal organisations have a high price on his head.
@vosenedich Just a thing I noticed about Archimedes, since he's bound by Asimov's laws, particularly the first law, he's not able to harm humans, which you mentioned in the sheet. Does that law not extend to Alien species, or is Archimedes also unable to harm any Devastators (Or other alien lifeforms) we might come across?


Nevermind, I just read through it again. I goofed up.
@vosenedich Just a thing I noticed about Archimedes, since he's bound by Asimov's laws, particularly the first law, he's not able to harm humans, which you mentioned in the sheet. Does that law not extend to Alien species, or is Archimedes also unable to harm any Devastators (Or other alien lifeforms) we might come across?
Posted. Only took me five goddamn days.

@Airalin
Alek could hardly believe his eyes.

It had been, perhaps, seven years since he had last seen her, but there she was. Many things failed him. He had scars as a testament to the times his wits, his speed, his ability to hold his liquor, had all failed him. There was, however, one facet of himself that he was sure that he could trust. His memory.

His father had brought him to court once or twice. Certainly not as often as, say, his real sons, but often enough. On one of those occasions, he had read a book he had smuggled in. On another, he had fallen asleep. On the third, his father forced him to pay attention. On that day, Princess Fyaira had been there. He couldn't help but laugh. This tavern was dingy even by outer ring standards. He didn't even like this place, which certainly said something about the establishment. As he approached the Princess, one of the serving girls bumped into him. Or rather, one of the "Serving Girls" had bumped into him, based on the seductive look in her eyes and the amount of time her flat palms lingered on his chest.

"You look lonely." She practically purred.

"Yes, very." He said. "And flat broke." She rolled her eyes on stepped to the side allowing him to pass. He hadn't lied. He was flat broke. Though, if his plan worked out like he was hoping, it might not be that way for long. He slid into a chair next to the Princess. Before there could possibly be a reaction, he leaned towards her and whispered.

"Have you heard? They say the youngest Princess escaped the Rebels." He sighed. "I do not envy her right now. Imagine, she's got enemies at every corner. Oh, she's doomed. Unless of course, she can find a brave, handsome, fearless soul to guide her to safety. Of course, such a stranger would doubtlessly need a reward. After all, the Princess has a hefty bounty on her head." He leaned back in his chair with a smug smile. "Or so I've been told."
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