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2 yrs ago
Current PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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3 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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3 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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3 yrs ago
Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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3 yrs ago
Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
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Oz returned the hug without a second thought. He was but three years older than the princess, and had been all but raised from birth to be her Lord Protector.

The life he led did not leave much room for socializing, and so he considered the Princess to be his best friend. As he walked away, he heard her speaking. He replied, loud enough for her to hear.

"There's no law saying you must be married. However, it would certainly cement your rule, particularly if you married someone powerful." He sighed. "Even if he's not powerful, there are a lot of folks who'd like to see a man on the throne. Capable as you are, you can't end sexism. Marrying for love may be an option." He laughed a bit. "Don't worry about the Duke. He may have finally given up on marriage, I heard he wanted to hear your opinion on Haldenz's famine. Probably requesting aid." With that, he briskly walked away and took his place by the throne, waiting for the princess.
I'm in another group like this. I May or not hop in on yours, but figured I'd throw in a bit o' advice. Etherpads are exceptional tools for this sort of thing.



Oz liked to think of himself as a fairly tough person, stubborn, perhaps. Yet every time the princess hit him with her puppy dog eyes, he caved like a decrepit roof.

"Well, we certainly can't ditch it all. The Duke of Haldenz will have a stroke if he can't commune with you." He sighed. "Tell you what, eh? Make it to lunch, and I'll take you hiking. He didn't wait for an answer. He turned around and got the guards in position. It wouldn't be long before the Princess's first visitor arrived. He stood by her throne, slightly behind. He clutched the hilt of his sword. He doubted anything would go wrong, but it never hurt to be ready.


Ozmond sighed and smiled.

"G'morning, princess." He handed her the food in his hand, a plate of scrambled eggs, with some assorted greens. "I'd have prepared something more, but I had a lot to do today." He sighed. "You'll find that I've taken care of most everything around the castle. What will you be doing today, princess?" He needed to know so that he could get guards in position. Coronation Week brought out the worst of the Kingdom's enemies.









Ozmond had been up for hours. There was much to be done. He had to conduct short interviews with all of the dignitaries that were visiting the castle. He had to brief all of the guards on the increased danger during coronation week. He had to make sure that all of the deliveries were safe. He had to sew some of the princess's old garments, and to top it all off, he had to make her breakfast. Some may have complained, but not Otto.

Oz loved his job.

Or, at least, he loved most of his job. He did not love waking up the princess. So, he had Eleanor do it. He waited outside in the hall for the princess to finish dressing, breakfast in hand. What they did today was her choice, but wherever she went, he'd be there. Such was the job of the Lord Protector.
@sassy1085 Okay. I'm not sure if it was intentional or not, but I noticed a multitude of grammatical errors. If you clean that up a bit, I'd be happy to accept her.
@MysteriousHero I certainly don't see why not, friend.
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