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2 yrs ago
Current PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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3 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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3 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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3 yrs ago
Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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3 yrs ago
Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
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Can't say I've done anything like this before. Interested.
I don't mind if someone else wants to go talk to Ruby, or wants me too make her talk to someone.


She could come hang out with Tommy and Lucia. Poker is usually played with three or more people.
"How you entertain yourself." He whistled, high and long. "This better be something. If you tell me like 'Oh, I play solitaire' then I'm going to be rather cross. You're talking this up." He laughed. "If you ask me 'do you really want to know', then you need to follow it up with something interesting!" He stood, stretching and rubbing the area where his leg met the metal of his prosthesis.

"Because I've lived for a fair few years, friend. I was at the siege of Ulrioch! I was in the Webley Riots!" He sighed. "Yes, I want to know how you entertain yourself. Sorry for that...outburst."

@Raptor
<Snipped quote by Mr Allen J>

well we had keemstar at one point so i guess so


Damn it. I think I've got a few of the Keemstar sheets saved somewhere. I should fix that. Finally let dead memes lie.
I'll have a character up tomorrow.
This is still open, no? My only group RP has slowed to a crawl, so I'm free as a bird at the moment. Mind if I board this train? Er, bus.
I just wanted to let you know, that was, by far, the most entertaining interest check I've ever read. I was worried, at first, that it wouldn't live up to the hype that the title generated, by fears were quickly laid to rest. If I could get this in my obit, I'd die happy.
@Claw2k11@datadogie

Ruby and James: *Passionate kissing*
Edric, gesturing to Alicia and Daveth: "Take notes!"
Daveth, for whatever reason in the voice of a twelve-year-old-anime-girl: "H-how can they do such l-lewd things?"
Alica, having reverted back to a third-grader: "Ew! Cooties!"

-An actual situation (probably)
@Raptor Once again forgot to mention you, but I posted.
Thomas Dunn



@Raptor- Lucia


Thomas brightened immediately, pumping his fist.

"Yes!" He shouted, perhaps louder than he should have. "Now, I finally have enough imaginary money for my imaginary yacht!" He grinned, taking in the cards and shuffling professionally. When he finished, he burned a card, then laid three on the table. He dealt one card to himself, and one to Lucia, one more to himself, and one more to her. He thought, pondering her question. "They're probably doing something romantic, like looking for a nice place to watch the sunset." He said, chuckling. "The thing is, I couldn't care less about their romance, I just wish they would make it a romance already. All of this, and they have the gall to suggest that they're just friends." He turned over his cards, sighing. A two and a king. They were both clubs, though. He could make something of this. He looked at the flop. Jack of Hearts, Seven of Diamonds, Six of Diamonds. He sighed again.

Or, not.

"I dunno, I'm beginning to think that I'm subconsciously living vicariously through them." He said, scratching the back of his hand as he dealt out the next card. Two of Diamonds. "It's like watching one of those old soap operas. But, after a year of watching, I'm growing tired of the old 'will-they, won't-they' game." He flipped over the last card. Eight of Hearts. He laid out his cards. "Pair of two's." He said. "We all got to keep entertained somehow. How do you do it? Do you give your tools names, and act out complex story lines?" He put on a stage-feminine voice. "'Oh, Erik the Drill! How I long to be with you!'" He snickered, before putting on a deep, masculine voice. "'Alas, Jane the Screwdriver, it is not meant to be."
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