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I think I speak for everyone when I ask:

Kal-El, where are your apps?

Rade, where are your ICs? Same for you, Drew.

Where is thatguy?

Byrd, where the bitches at?

Gowi, where's the beef?

EE, where is my "Stan Lee approves"...........please?

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Gowi said
Wasn't he married to Emma in Ultimate continuity?

House of M. Also in another one she married Iceman.

She got in on with old Professor X in Ultimate. That old squeaky wheel.

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From the Marvel Wikia: Cyclops possesses the mutant ability to project a powerful beam of concussive, ruby-colored force from his eyes. Cyclops's powers were originally believed to be ambient energies (such as solar radiation, photons, and cosmic rays) absorbed and metabolized by his body into concussive blasts that are released from his eyes. However, the energy supply of his optic blasts are later revealed to originate from a non-Einsteinian universe that opens up whenever he uses his optic blasts.

Also there was that time Scott was all up in Emma. Seems he's the Marvel Universe's man-slut.

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...........I spelled him wrong again didn't I? Damn it! There is no character named Draken at all and it sounds better and like an actually superhero/villain name.

I did not know that one could "write" Liefeld differently. I must investigate this further.

Jesus VS Dawkins. Now that would be an awesome comic-style battle if ever I've imagined one. Fair enough though.

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Sloth said
You think I'm bad?Wait until you meet Byrd.

But that's the thing, I'm usually one of "those" guys too! It will be a never-ending cycle!!

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Rade said
Well, they don't call me the Nerd Blasphemer for nothing.EDIT: *Cough cough* Raider, double post alert *Cough cough*

Sshhhhhhh, it was averted. My box spazzed out for a second and didn't know if it went through.

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The one that will always know of that one little tidbit of info that'll me need to look it up and make go "well of course..."

That guy. :P

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Sloth said
Know who's never lost in the history of anything in the Marvel Universe?The One Above All.

.............You're one of "those" guys, aren't you?

Well of course not, he's the God. The Creator of everything we're currently fighting over and talking about.

He surpasses even EE's almighty GM powers.

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Sloth said
Guys....I think we've got another Liefeld fan over here.

Jesus Christ NO! Don't even joke about something like that!

Yes, I know Deadpool is a Liefeld creation. No, that does not mean I like every piece of horrible excrement that man has put on paper.

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DEADPOOL WINS EVERYTHING!!

Rade said
Oh, please. Use non-propagandistic references, Raider. Spidey would have easily dodged that.

Ok, I'll admit that that was really biased. But isn't that the whole point of comics feat. the title characters? Of course Spidey's gonna beat Hulk, Hulk was probably the "villain" in that case. Of course he punched a T-Rex, it would have been a short comic run if he'd ended up like that guy from Jurassic Park.

What I mean to say is, we could go back and forth all week about how "how he can do this" and "she can melt that with her mind" but at some point, there has been an example of "X has beaten Y" in the Marvel Universe. So let's agree, all our respective guys are awesome.

Now then, more sexual innuendo jokes please.