Congrats! You've been click-baited. Or maybe you just clicked this thread to report it. I don't know. Either way, joke's on you, Joe.
Really, though, if you wanted to discuss improving your writing skills, that's better for a 1X1 conversation. Message me. I'm sure I'll learn a lot from you, too. We're all constantly improving, right? That's the point of all of this? That or I'm in the WRONG place.
I guess I should talk about myself. I'm horrid at this stuff. You picked up on that already, though, didn't you? I'll make a quick list of the 5 most important things about me for easy (and quick) reading so that you can get on your way.
1. The (middle) name's Noelle. But you can call me Noelle.
2. I've been PbP roleplaying on and off for about 12 years now...which I just now realized is half of my life. Weird.
3. I just received my Bachelor's in Psychology concentrating in Human Factors and Applied Cognition...which is just a fancy way of saying I'm interested in people and love technology. So talk to me about that stuff.
4. I live in the good ol' US of A, which I love, though I also adore travelling abroad.
5. I currently work as a university writing tutor, though I'm seeking other employment. I love my job, but it only helps me scrape by.
And that's all, folks. Please don't report me.