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Horrible pick-up lines

@Keyguyperson

I enjoyed this a little too much.

Gonna have to go wipe up this mess, now.

Horrible pick-up lines

@Dinh AaronMk What is this a reference to!?

Horrible pick-up lines

get it get it

My mom ran over the family cat.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@Larfleeze

Hey, man, just telling the truth.

EDIT: Though I will say that that gif perfectly explains how i felt when my dad told me to tell me what happened.

In other (related) news, we're looking for another floppy cat to take in. Not as a replacement (no floppy kitty can ever replace Little Beau Peep), but we're a family of outcasts, and now there's a kitty-sized void.

I really hope one turns up. My little sisters are devastated V_V

My mom ran over the family cat.

My dad said there would have been no pain and no awareness of death (its head was crushed) so I'm glad for that. And my family just moved to a new wide open property, so the cat was buried out near the edge. We'll call it "Peep's Garden."

It's a really sad thing for my family. The cat was only a few years old and disabled, so very endearing. And my youngest sisters birthday was yesterday. Bad situation, bad timing. :(

My mom ran over the family cat.

On accident.

;-;

But still.

I'm very sad.

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I would ask if anyone has tried it, but that would be absurd, right?

@Joegreenbeen

Completely absurd. The only people I can think of who would have tried it would be mothers. And I don't know many of those who frequent Spam these days.

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How did you know this?

@JGBPhone

I'm female. It's innate.

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Placentas are edible, and high in nutrients.

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I want to know its quirks before I worship it.