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but Trump's still better than Shillary or Le Bern XD


I feel sorry for you.

I adore Trump.

(etc.)


I feel sorry for you.
Granted, but every night your dreams are plagued with the consequences of your old mistakes.

Since I've been perma'd in Old Guild, I wish I were Hank.
Granted. You're a fourth trimester abortionist, paid below the minimum wage through a customer service loophole.

I wish for all English speakers to have impeccable grammar.


Granted, but now the only language you speak is Arabic.

I wish Old Guild were resurrected.
gum, fuk yea i did
Granted. It's a 50 year old foot fetishist.


Soooooo Dexfoot?

Granted, but your neighbor immediately starts acting weird and then eventually kills you.

I wish Nex weren't such a grammar Nazi.
Granted, but now you're unable to sleep, so you die of exhaustion in a few days.

I wish I had someone to massage my feet right now.
I like the idea he is making excuses though. Has Trump become some sort of forbidden fruit? A naughty secret in all the local conservative meeting houses?


Yes, because, believe it or not, he's controversial even for conservatives.
Twist: The meeting was a Bernie Sanders rally.


doubtful, considering my dad is so republican, he'd rather support someone who said he could shoot someone and get away with it than vote for a dem.
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