NotAMouse

I turned 21 and got my first kiss all in the same weekend

It's like a Secret Society: You have to get a referral from somebody who is already a member.

@Vilageidiotx

You have to get a referral from somebody who is already a member.

@Vilageidiotx

referral from somebody who is already a member.

@Vilageidiotx

who is already a member.

@Vilageidiotx

a member.

@Vilageidiotx

member.

member

@Vilageidiotx

member

@Vilageidiotx

Double Post

up fuck the shut

Game: What's the Last Thing You Put In Your Mouth?

I'll start.

Popcorn.

Saying something right out of a song

I was trying to think of the last few songs I've listened to, and trying to think of a line that wouldn't sound either stupid or pretentious.

Then I remembered I don't care and nobody cares and everything is meaningless.

Have you ever changed your mind about one of those big issues?

<Snipped quote by Awson>

God made egg yolks runny and, no judgement, but hard boiling them is an abomination against nature. You can't just hard boil an egg, it once had the potential to give life. But I'm not going to argue further because turning the other cheek is the Christian version of MDK's calling things stupid thing.

@KnightShade

What if you eat a hard boiled egg and give birth to a live chicken?

Immaculate cluckception.

Have you ever changed your mind about one of those big issues?

I recently had a change of heart about something. Before a few weeks ago it didn't even occur to me that I could entertain a different opinion than the one I'd previously held.

I decided that I like brussels sprouts and didn't mind if my eggs were runny.

Whew. Boy does it feel good to get that off my chest.

got me right in the feels

So really, he knew his whole life how it would end.

Guys I got this really cool new thing

aws r u ok tho

who that

A shitty, forced meme.

@BrobyDDark

o shit

who that

these are all chipping away at my sanity

in the best possible way