oakman

Monsters Hotel

Snazzy The Reaper

Snazzy nodded at the wendigo smelling man, his hand still clutching the scythe as the extraterrestrial party crasher came back from the resting rooms.

"Well I don't expect you to like my drinks, you come from a different place, Different taste buds, if any." He served a new face some margarita, "I myself don't really like half the shit I make, the Angel Blood Elixer that I made earlier tonight? UTTER SHIT. I mean angel blood, duh, that's like drinking my own piss."

Snazzy turned his attention to the new arrival, she was drinking her margarita, "Snazzy, I am not really a bartender here, just a friendly neighborhood grim reaper of the 12th order of the lord, not lord de gravee, THE lord. So what are you? I smell something familiar? Reaper? WakWak? Shinigami?"@KawaiiOshiri

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@KawaiiOshiri Should be interesting, welcome to the hotel

!@Earnest Evans Comedic License.

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Lord De Gravee
The Lord was contemplating the view in the distance, a ghost would occasionally serve him whatever Snazzy is cooking up in the bar. He'd tried over ten different cocktails in the last minute, some tasted like mint, others avocado and Egyptian salt. The Lord leaned on the railing, his legs crossed as he eased his neck to suppress his urges.

A wave of merry thralls invaded his personal dark lord bubble, he didn't mind. His head in more entertaining sports, hunting. He got off and walked through the balcony into the lobby and by the bar, avoiding contact with the reaper. He levitated in a spooky manner up the stairs and walked to the first floor. Hall of The Lord, it was basically his study, books and Animal portraits. He wouldn't trust taxidermy, something about gypsies curse.

He sat down behind an ebony desk and wrote two letters, titled 'Hunting Pack'.

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@MonsieurShade Was thinking something close to that, if I don't end up with a good write up on the squad I might pass the task to you to take control of them, will let you know.

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<Snipped quote by oakman>

Question #1: Why do the guests have to raid villages for food?

Question #2: Why doesn't the hotel get shipments of this stuff so we don't have to wage warfare just to feed the guests? The only reason Laputa got away with this shit is because they solely targeted a medieval society and traveled well above any defenses.

@Earnest Evans

1- Guests don't raid villages. It is just the Lord that raids a village every year with a few guests, call it a lust for hunting, something monsters do duh.

2- The Lord will break the 4th wall again and answer you, "You kidding? I am the Lord of all the supernatural beasts of Europe, I don't just order a ton of human flesh and spleen. Lords hunt. Hunted flesh tastes better, I am starting to question your motives."

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2 upcoming subplots,

- Raiding the nearby town of Selica for meat and blood and souls for the Hotel storage.

- The imminent arrival of the squad. (the fucking Spanish inquisition, well sorta)

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Somewhere in an unspecified cellar.

"The demonic Lord hath his annual heretic celebrations burning the god's blessings and mercy from the lands, Antonio."

"I am aware of that."

"Should we act perhaps?"

"We must wait for aid, the squad is said to be on the horizon."

"And of Selica? What of the infants? Bloodthristy demons lurk about that Hotel. We are a meat market down here Father Antonio!"

"We wait for the squad.."

"What fucking squad you religious yanker?"

"who let this falsesayer heretic in here?! He is known to lollygag about the barns!"

"SILENCE! Demonic eyes are surveying us as we speak, we must hide the little ones."

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Snazzy The Reaper

"Ah fuck this."

Snazzy got up and stood on his stool, he looked at the good looking fellow that smelled like dog hinds, Reapers have supernatural smelling sense duh, he grabbed his scythe harder at pointed it at the gentleman grabbing beer.

"DROP. THAT. TASTELESS. BOTTLE. OF. CHEAP. BEER. MY. FRIEND." Snazzy jumped back to man the bar, music playing, *eye of the tiger by Survivor*.
"SNAZZY IN THE HOUSE BITCHES, I WILL MAKE YOU THAT GHOST JULEP BABY."

Snazzy started rocking behind the bar, causing mad chaos as he made super awesome cocktails for everybody in the Hotel.

Beware the rust! [robotic discovery/survival RP]

Then why don't you just post? Ain't no harm done if it truly is dead, after all

@WilsonTurner

Who's gonna read it? There is no harm done alright, but no gain from giving time to this RP. Would rather invest my time in other RPs.

Dreamers' Cafe (Drama, Realistic, Character Driven)

@Bunnita One big dream, think Pursuit of Happiness