Upon hearing Mado’s distant voice, Leon replaced the broken jade vase on the rickety dresser and made his way out of the messy living room. It truly was a mess; it looked like a hurricane had blown in and displaced everything. Not to mention the occupants had had a bad taste in decoration, even for Nobodies, Leon added to himself, wrinkling his nose. Taking to the stairs, he raced up the uneven slabs of wood two at a time, careful to keep his hands off of the decaying walls which were slowly turning a shade of garish neon pink.
Checking the first two rooms showed no Mado anywhere; the bathroom and the spare room were in chaotic disarray just like the rooms downstairs. What exactly had happened? Leon wandered down the hallway to the last room, its door ajar. Peeking inside, Leon saw Mado’s form with his blazer almost down to her mid-thigh. She seemed to be standing over a box, whose contents she’d scattered around. Leon stepped in, his face alight with excitement. Had she found something?
The items on the floor and bed were nothing related the Song. As his eyes fell on the whips and handcuffs, his face completely blanked out, unable to find a proper expression. Confusion raged inside him as he picked up the carrot and inspected it, jerking slightly as it started vibrating when he flipped a switch at the bottom.
Dropping the carrot, he watched it roll awkwardly across the floor. Taking the leather suit from Mado, he held it up to himself. “I don’t think this is going to fit me.” There were a lot of places to be left bare in the suit, defeating its purpose as armor. It was extremely small, only reaching the beginning of his hips. “…maybe you should try it instead–“ He was in the middle of handing the suit to Mado when it finally hit him.
The purpose of the other items in the box hit him like a ton of bricks and he smirked slightly. “Mado-san, close that box unless you’re planning on trying some of those out.” Oddly, it seemed like something Hakuren would’ve said. It was something Leon would’ve expected to come out of the boy’s mouth rather than Mado’s. However, his smirk only grew as he reached down and replaced all the items in the box. “Looks like the previous occupants were a tad adventurous.”
Straightening, Leon turned and walked out of the room, beckoning Mado to follow him. “Next house. There’s nothing here apart from those… things.” Absentmindedly, he wondered how the nervous girl, Jasper, would’ve reacted. It’d have been amusing, no doubt.
Once again walking across the length of the hallway and descending down the stairs, Leon left the house and stepped onto the street, squinting at the bright sunlight that assaulted his eyes. It took several seconds for his vision to return to him and he turned to the next house, surveying the shabby walls with interest. There had to be something there, right?
Knocking on the door, Leon impatiently stood outside, bouncing lightly on his feet. He was about to kick the door down again when the sound of shuffling filled his ears. Bracing himself, Leon plastered a genuinely welcoming smile onto his face, his face taking it on with practiced ease. The scene would’ve looked ridiculous to an outsider; a tall, lean young man with dark hair and feather earrings flashing a blinding smile at a closed door. To an unknowing stranger, it almost seemed like he was in love with the piece of wood. That lasted for only several seconds, however, as the door was yanked open by a large, neon pink sea urchin, never mind the sea part. Leon’s smile never faltered, even as he was inwardly looking the sea urchin over, wondering where exactly its face was, or if it even had a face.
His eyes followed the bob of the brightly blue spikes striped with yellow and purple, moving along with the Nobody’s breathing. Despite having nowhere to look, Leon could tell the Nobody was already convinced he was friendly. A light wisp of smoke escaped a pipe lodged into a hole into the urchin’s body, almost like another spike. So it has a face. Leon thought, nearly laughing. …Somewhere.
“Hello, it’s a pleasure to meet you, sir.” Leon started.
“I’m a woman.” The thing rasped, contradicting her own words.
“I’m terribly sorry, miss. You look fantastic, by the way. I’m digging the colors.” Leon added, laughing lightly. The compliments were genuine; the colors truly were fabulous, especially the neon blue. Perhaps that would be the shade of his next suit.
The urchin only bobbed in response, prompting Leon to continue. “I’m here on behalf of the Queen, conducting a survey on the inhabitants’ living conditions. May I come in?”
The urchin grunted in response and rolled away towards the living room, Leon following it into a cove-like area. Turning his head slightly to make sure Mado was with him, he sat down on an oyster-shaped couch-thing and patted the space next to him, telling her to sit down.
“So, any complaints? Any improvements you’d like to make to your living standards? Though I already see you have an amazing house.” Not too much flattery, just the right amount could have the recipient mellowed-down and eager to talk. And that was just what happened.
“I’ve been living here for a very, very long time,” The urchin paused, taking a long drag of her pipe. “Back when Mr. Syook was still alive, this house looked even better. The outside is really falling apart, ever since he died.”
Leon’s ears perked up at ‘very, very long time’ and ‘since he died’. Perhaps he’d committed suicide as well? But it would’ve been terribly rude of him to ask. “Would you care to describe this house in detail at its finest?” He let Mrs. Syook talk for over half an hour, nodding along to her words. Her detailed descriptions of her home were of no significance and when she showed signs of slowing down, he took the opportunity to switch the topic slightly. “That sounds absolutely wonderful. I’ll make sure to add a note for the merchants to bring marble curtains back, they sound lovely. Shame I can’t see them.” Mrs. Syook made a raspy, hissing sound and turned slightly pinker, if that was possible. “What was Yonder like back in the day, though?”
Mrs. Syook seemed to have taken a liking to the young lad as she started talking again, describing Yonder in vivid detail years and years back. Leon wasn’t exactly sure where her eyes were but he was pretty sure she was making lovey-dovey eyes at him, despite being as ancient as the town itself. He absentmindedly wondered how she kept the wrinkles away and was tempted to ask her her secret when he heard ‘witch’. The single word commanded all of his attention and he stared at various points on the urchin, listening intently.
“At some point, something strange happened. Mr. Syook was away on business when I remember a huge crowd rallying up the streets, up this very street, carrying a couple of Nobodies above them, tied up of course. They were screaming about something… let me see… ah, yes. They were yelling ‘To the fire! Witches to the fire!’ I couldn’t see the Nobodies but later I heard those were false accusations among real ones, though I never saw the real culprits. They say that the innocent to guilty ratio was 20:1.”
Leon nodded, eyes fixated on the urchin’s pipe puffing out a steady stream of smoke among her slow words. “Culprits? What were they accused of?”
The urchin stopped puffing smoke for a moment, hesitating as she searched her memories for anything relevant. A minute later, she spoke again. “Of helping some ‘witch’ or something. I think she was their boss, you know what I mean?” Leon nodded in response, cracking a small smile in gratitude. Everything she’d said concerning the witch hunts had been lodged firmly into his mind, even now, she was still going on. When she was done, Leon closed with a few residence-related questions and stood up when she’d answered the last one. And then he’d realized he’d stared at her mouth the entire time; specifically, at the pipe, but she couldn’t tell as she rolled closer to Leon on her spikes. “Why don’t you stay here a little longer? The girl can leave.”
A polite smile made its way on his face as he inched away, unsure of what to do when being hit on by an ancient urchin. He sure as hell didn’t want to be the next Mr. Syook. “I’m flattered but I need to give this information to the Queen. You really need your marble curtains back, they’d make your house even more gorgeous.” Mrs. Syook huffed but rolled away from the door, allowing them to leave. As soon as he stepped out and inhaled a breath of fresh air, he waved to Mrs. Syook and made his way down the path. When Mrs. Syook finally closed her door, Leon turned to Mado and raised his eyebrows. “What did you think of that?” He wasn’t sure whether he was referring to Mrs. Syook’s liking to him or the information she’d just given them; he wasn’t even sure Mado had been listening.