Mob Name: Da 'Ardest Boyz
Mob's Faction: Gorkas
Mob's Boss:Warboss Nazdakka
Mob's: History: Oy, I was once a git like yaz fighting for som udder Boss, gud timez does. We waz not da biggest or da baddest but we 'ad some gud timez stompin gitz. Eeventualy do tings gotta change and oy felt dat perhaps oy should be da new wahboss. Da old boss, he dun disagreed wit me and gave me a good krumpin afore sendin me on me way. So der uh was, no boyz wit me and no boss. Ah was free, but all ah had was ma choppa and shoota, not much ta go wit but I made due. Krumped a few gitz in Mektown and got dem to follow me, one o' dem turned out ta be a spanner boy, good find that. So weez headed out, me and my new couple o' boyz thinkin I had a plan. Seez here, I knew bout deez umies who kept drivin round in dees trukks shootin up anyone who came near dem with dat laz dakka and word waz dey ad some ard bits.
So, naturally i took my boyz and decided to get dees umies settin up one a doez tree tings. Da umies came by jus' like ah said and den we openned up wit every tink we gat. Course we kinda forgut about coming out der for a truck but dat was what we gotz a spanner boy for eh! He sets about fixin one o' da truckz and afore ya know it we was moving. We raided doez 'umies a few more times takin what dey gotz and sellin it in Mektown afor I gotz the boyz, da dakka, and da ard bitz to go in and stomp does 'umies good. Dat was a fun timez i tellz ya. So now we done sold off whatz we gotz and now we lookin for da next group to krump.
Number of gangers in the mob: 6
Nob - 12 teef (23)
- Eavy armor 7
- Shoota 2
- Uge Choppa 2
Spanner Boy - 6 (13)
- flak armor 2
- Kannon 3
- Choppa 1
- Choppa 1
Boyz - x4 - 20 (32)
studded armor x4 - 4
Choppa x2 - 2
Shoota x2 - 4
Uge Choppa x2 - 4
vehicles in the mob: Trukk - 15 (30)
- 'Eavy Shoota 15
Other: Da key to Da Ardest Boyz victoriez is dat Nazdakka is da biggest and greenest git around. Plus he clever, like some o' doez 'umies. He has his boyz fire DEN yellz out da Waaagh. Dem odders neva seez it coming. He also figured out wit his smatches dat if youze sitz back behind something and dakka da enemiez az he gets closer youz can kill a lot o' dem afore they get to youze, den you chargeze dem. He a clever git like dat, ya kill as many as you can, den charge'em and krump'em good with a choppa. He sayz dat if youz hit first and hit 'ard enough nobody can hitz back you don't need as many 'ard bitz. Datz why eaze'z da boss.