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Orlan
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So for some odd reason you want to read a summary of the git you see the said summary of before you... Well aren't you bored if that's the case?
Orlan, the name itself was an odd little thing I came up with in a dispute with a Dutchman based on the place in France; Orleans. Just take the e and the s out and you've got Orlan... The name I use. Never actually visited the place bizarrely enough. That Dutchman was later caught robbing the bank I had just closed down my old and empty account in, even said hello to the unlucky git on the way out.
Notes:
Do not bother me with Anime, manga or whatever else fits in that group, not a big fan of the art styles. Just give me traditional artwork and I'll be happy.
I quite like science fiction, especially star wars because I met David Prowse, poor bloke signed his name as Prowsf on the signed picture I have... He was the last person I expected at that flower show.
I tend to make up little tales and stories, which some people find to be true for some strange reason because of how well I lie according to a few friends and colleagues, the Dutchman Bank tale about the name is actually true, so is the David Prowse autograph event as well, met him in a local town's flower show at the beginning of the reasonably large event.
During my childhood I went on forty holidays, seven of them going to Paris... and I honestly cannot tell you the exact number of how many of them I've been on across Europe... A lot of them to see art and history museums because I cannot help loving the world's beauty in an odd way to most.
I have this strange instinct not to trust or listen to anyone who has tattoos, my own brother's an exception on the listening half, I dissaprove of such things naturally, and nothing has managed to change my views or opinion on it.
End of Notes
That's all you're getting, can't be arsed to fail at describing myself accurately and I have nothing else to share... Off you go now and do something more interesting, find intreaguing people, after all it is your important time I am wasting, drivelling on about my holidays and my improvisations which are almost identical to the truth at times.
Orlan, the name itself was an odd little thing I came up with in a dispute with a Dutchman based on the place in France; Orleans. Just take the e and the s out and you've got Orlan... The name I use. Never actually visited the place bizarrely enough. That Dutchman was later caught robbing the bank I had just closed down my old and empty account in, even said hello to the unlucky git on the way out.
Notes:
Do not bother me with Anime, manga or whatever else fits in that group, not a big fan of the art styles. Just give me traditional artwork and I'll be happy.
I quite like science fiction, especially star wars because I met David Prowse, poor bloke signed his name as Prowsf on the signed picture I have... He was the last person I expected at that flower show.
I tend to make up little tales and stories, which some people find to be true for some strange reason because of how well I lie according to a few friends and colleagues, the Dutchman Bank tale about the name is actually true, so is the David Prowse autograph event as well, met him in a local town's flower show at the beginning of the reasonably large event.
During my childhood I went on forty holidays, seven of them going to Paris... and I honestly cannot tell you the exact number of how many of them I've been on across Europe... A lot of them to see art and history museums because I cannot help loving the world's beauty in an odd way to most.
I have this strange instinct not to trust or listen to anyone who has tattoos, my own brother's an exception on the listening half, I dissaprove of such things naturally, and nothing has managed to change my views or opinion on it.
End of Notes
That's all you're getting, can't be arsed to fail at describing myself accurately and I have nothing else to share... Off you go now and do something more interesting, find intreaguing people, after all it is your important time I am wasting, drivelling on about my holidays and my improvisations which are almost identical to the truth at times.
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Oh good lord... Skateboarding because you can more easily survive a skateboard.
Being tortured for ten years horrifically in unbelieably and excrutiating agony then winning a life of luxury.
Or
Die instantaneously with a decade's worth of insidiously cruel pain, torture and anguish washing over you just before?
Being tortured for ten years horrifically in unbelieably and excrutiating agony then winning a life of luxury.
Or
Die instantaneously with a decade's worth of insidiously cruel pain, torture and anguish washing over you just before?
Be banned for not having the ghoul-like madman around, and just a... Well a pillock which for apparent comedic effect has been crudely cropped.
Quickly! Batten the hatches and hide from the onslaught from the madness that resides within the internet's foulest bowels, it be a cow I will cry to the tempest! It be a Cow!
The trainee really would be a good idea in my mind, so he could witness the clashes between what I imagine are the experiment vault engineers and the vault tec staff area engineers sometimes violently. Just keeping the same basic duties in mind, the vault's apprentice.
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Joshua manages to stifle his laughing at the irony of the tackling but a ladle and two pans land on the corner's table. "You mind throwing over some soup ingredients while you're at it?" Joshua muses, ducking as a glass flies from the main crowd, not shattering surprisingly enough, beginning to laugh at the situation.
Joshua manages to stifle his laughing at the irony of the tackling but a ladle and two pans land on the corner's table. "You mind throwing over some soup ingredients while you're at it?" Joshua muses, ducking as a glass flies from the main crowd, not shattering surprisingly enough, beginning to laugh at the situation.
He sounds like he could fit well.
Banned for using the word "ye". I bet you wear a fedora too and walk around with a thesaurus.
I do not, I use odd words to either annoy or amuse people, I hate dictionaries and thesauruses or whatever the plural for thesaurus is, I know me Englais.
To the game itself ye be banned for being reasonable in banning.
You get that but it isn't enjoyable enough for the partner so they shoot your privates with a shotgun they had wedged up their arse.
I wish for nothing.
I wish for nothing.
You get that, with a bomb strapped to it, set to detonate in your presence.
I wish for a flawless career.
I wish for a flawless career.
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