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    1. Orlan 9 yrs ago

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So for some odd reason you want to read a summary of the git you see the said summary of before you... Well aren't you bored if that's the case?

Orlan, the name itself was an odd little thing I came up with in a dispute with a Dutchman based on the place in France; Orleans. Just take the e and the s out and you've got Orlan... The name I use. Never actually visited the place bizarrely enough. That Dutchman was later caught robbing the bank I had just closed down my old and empty account in, even said hello to the unlucky git on the way out.

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Do not bother me with Anime, manga or whatever else fits in that group, not a big fan of the art styles. Just give me traditional artwork and I'll be happy.

I quite like science fiction, especially star wars because I met David Prowse, poor bloke signed his name as Prowsf on the signed picture I have... He was the last person I expected at that flower show.

I tend to make up little tales and stories, which some people find to be true for some strange reason because of how well I lie according to a few friends and colleagues, the Dutchman Bank tale about the name is actually true, so is the David Prowse autograph event as well, met him in a local town's flower show at the beginning of the reasonably large event.

During my childhood I went on forty holidays, seven of them going to Paris... and I honestly cannot tell you the exact number of how many of them I've been on across Europe... A lot of them to see art and history museums because I cannot help loving the world's beauty in an odd way to most.

I have this strange instinct not to trust or listen to anyone who has tattoos, my own brother's an exception on the listening half, I dissaprove of such things naturally, and nothing has managed to change my views or opinion on it.
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That's all you're getting, can't be arsed to fail at describing myself accurately and I have nothing else to share... Off you go now and do something more interesting, find intreaguing people, after all it is your important time I am wasting, drivelling on about my holidays and my improvisations which are almost identical to the truth at times.

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Another smart old man with experience in cutting something up and booze who has been in the Commonwealth... @Azazaa I think Lewellyn and Adams will both complain about the same things.
Late to the party, a bit, but what a freakin' scene we have already. A crazed old man talking to a huge mutant as he holds a ghoul hostage with his dog.


It's a good way to start off an adventure, have many of us go off hunting for a local monstrosity with a feral glowing one in tow... Can't think of a better one really.
If there wasn't a ghoul being treated like a piece of meat being tortured in multiple restraints,


What's better really: A ghoul left free to attack a town or a ghoul in chains to help an old man get rid of a local menace?
"I ain't planning on letting the thing live to be bait, and I came here to hire someone who can deal with the radiation and help me hunt... I guess you will have to do if you'll accept a large portion of the harvest from the hunt... Even let you put the poor thing out of it's misery whenever you want! You know I was damned lucky with this feral, found it and a few others about to attack this charming place, perfect opportunity really because the best game love a good ghoul!" The old man enthusiastically responds, beginning to pet his trusty old compatriot.

"Fancy working for the Commonwealth Carver? It'd put that... Red Glare I think to good use. Never tell with missile launchers. Same offer's up for all by the by! Anyone who fancies helping an old codger take down some big mean abomination gets a free meal made from our bounty and anything else you find along the way is a bonus! I'll sort me own scotch problem as well!" The Carver offers jauntily, beginning to drink from a full bottle he takes from one of his pockets.
Lyons did a good job really but in 4 they're no better then a personality cult, haven't a clue about them before Lyons.
@Marshall Yes, I personally think of them as trumped up scavengers... Lewellyn has a slightly stronger version of that opinion.
The old protectron beeps to life, standing upright the Robco product stands still, it's head innards whirring and beeping. "What is he going to do officer?" Coil asks, waving his buzz saw around lazily. "It's meant to be your assistant until those mr gutsies are repaired." The officer responds as the guards and the engineer return to their duties Coil begins tweaking his new assistant with a sneer every few moments.

"It would give security a frontline they deserve to help defend our home, the reserve robots can take care of security in the lower levels and it'd give any recon teams a better shot at surviving with a small first aid area outside." Elias says just as quickly.
An old man and an irradiated dog enter Pandora's Tears, almost kicking the door open, an alive glowing one on the old man's shoulder attempts to thrash out in a violent rage, a muzzle stopping it from biting while a strait jacket and ankle restraints keep it from moving and tearing anything apart. "Get a strong scotch ready and the location of something dangerous out there on a map." the old man happily orders before dropping the ghoul, smiling slightly with the satisfying thud the imprisoned creature creates.

After attaching a leash to a collar the old man drags the annoyed ghoul to the bar where the man sits on a nearby stool and the dog starts resting beside the stool. "Don't mind the bait, have it in line for my welcoming hunt." The old man states heartily to Rusty after looping the leash around another stool, the feral thing straining to no avail, attempting to lash out at the floor.
Well we know the favourite so far then.
Anyone have any ideas for what unique treasures lurk in The Florida Jungle?
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