
Crying boy.
Oh no.
Help.
âHey⊠Songbird? Take care of yourself, okay?ââKid, the way you look now, youâd best stick to those words too,â Songbirdâs muscles swiftly relaxed and he nodded at Harper. The item hunter remained seated on the couch as the Lost Soul (so very lost indeed, poor mite) walked away until Brandy nudged him, suggesting that they leave the dance floor as soon as possible. As he regained his bearings he couldnât help but feel grateful for his friendâs quick intervention; with Songbirdâs level of luck, it wouldnât be long before he got roped into this competition despite having no sense of rhythm. With a heavy sigh, the crestfallen nobody pushed himself up.
Although he really wanted to make Harper feel better, he couldnât deny that the boyâs words were true. Even if he couldâve said something like âI donât mind dying for you humansâ he would be lying. They were strangers. One of them is a jerk. Half of the lot are probably going crazy. This nobody sure as fudge ainât dying for weird biscuits like that. His life was a bit painful in a few places but he treasured it very much, thank you, not to mention that Songbird wasnât sure that the other humans would echo such loyal sentiments if the situation turned around. Frankly, he just wasnât that type to sugarcoat things, but he wondered whether he shouldâve done so for Harper.
Ah, whatever. Everybody has a tough life.
That kid should toughen up.
Songbird sighed deeply.
Yeah, maybe he should have lied.
Fortunately, Cello was there to sling a new task at them which took the item hunterâs mind off the current issue. Although Songbird narrowed his eyes at the prospect of presenting the humans to Martini, he was able to prevent himself from chomping down on Inadiâs head and wordlessly turned away from the three, then nodded at Brandy to take the lead.
The walk to the mermaidâs room was quiet and he busied himself with balancing two plates of cheesecake on his good arm.
They entered the beach.
âUuuuugh,â Songbird whined under his breath. Maybe it was just him, but for some reason whenever he entered this place it felt like his whole body was melting. The aesthetic was too sunny! âIf youâre fine then Iâm a woodland princess,â He couldnât help but quip back at the mermaidâs reply, although the lack of interest she had before quickly changed as she surfaced from the depths.
Uh-ooohhhh. She wasnât looking at him, right? Songbird glanced over her shoulder and realized that Martini was gaping at Inadiâs horrendous excuse of a suit, but he sidestepped away just in case. The white-haired nobody kept his eyes on Martini, getting more and more worried the longer she remained silent until an all too familiar emotion flashed across her face.
"Unacceptable! I will not have this!" He couldnât help but step forward in alarm when the mermaid suddenly dove back into the depths of the lagoon, and barely had no time to react when she reappered, plopping herself down on a chair and wheeling towards their group with a vengeance.
"Who in the whole of Nowhere dressed you? They put you in a white dress? You need color! COLOR! You look like a total ghost in that. Oh don't look at me like that, I should be feeling sorry for you the way you're dressed. And they put you in a suit? Not as bad, but don't you worry I'll get you in a dress fitting the occasion that will look just gorgeous on you."â
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I⊠I meanâŠ!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!â Songbird covered his mouth but it was too late to stop the waves of laughter (which, strangely enough, sounded like a bevy of birds singing as it faded away) rolling out from his center. Oh celery, she just went⊠Dive! Then sploosh! Then chair! Then righteous fashion anger! âWhoooooh. I think Iâm okay now. Hehe,â The item hunter blushed and crossed his arms over his chest, adopting his usual grumpy stance but now with a grin on his face.
Martini turned to glare at him and Brandy next.
âYou made this, donât complain! Itâll be self-contradictory,â Songbird smiled and made a halfhearted attempt to cover his mouth again when she harrumphed then wheeled away to lecture someone else.
"And you! You will take that horrid thing off and burn it first thing, you understand? Nobody deserves that thing." âHe shouldnât just burn it; he should also bury the ashes in the ground in case someone catches a case of criminal ugly,â Songbird retorted under his breath, but in a cheerful, uncharacteristic tone of voice that actually made it sound as if he was making a good-humored joke instead of a sarcastic remark.
But seriously, the nobody who made that sorry excuse of a banana replica should be thrown in the dungeons.
The mermaid showed them her gigantic closet and ushered the humans inside, but the item hunter dawdled.
âIâm glad youâre back, Martini,â When she looked at him, Songbird smiled gently and said those few words, and then patted the mermaid on her head.
And then he grimaced, said something along the lines of âbleeeeughâ, then ran towards the rack she pointed him on to.