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whizzball1 said
Wonderful! I am glad.What do you mean? Are you not a pony also? *after a few seconds, facehoofs* I am sorry, I sometimes forget that not everypony here is a pony like myself. You are a humanoid, I presume?


*Sighs loudly and heavily*
Third time today I explain myself. Here goes.

I'm half Yoma. A claymore. I hunt Yoma.

Yoma hunt humans. Just ask David if you need more information.
LegendBegins said
But how did you figure out something non-physical?


It is physical. It works with your memories too you know.
*Chuckles, causing my eyes to flash orange*
I'll forget them though. In about.. 35 seconds.
whizzball1 said
Yeah!I am?? You're the one who touched my mane. But then again, you didn't know that I don't like my mane touched!! Either way, Rubala's pushing to get fresh air, so I'm going to switch out Awarenesses! If she offends you, remember that she hasn't heard our conversation so far since she's been busy with other manners!! Please cut her some slack!! *her eyes glow and she grows in size, her horn growing longer and her wings growing larger* Good day, everypony. *sees Para* I have not seen you before.


I'll ignore that pony comment for now.
*Stands*
I'm Para. You're Rubala. We're met. Can I sit down now?
LegendBegins said
I don't see how you could have possibly figured that out.


You allowed me to touch you with skin contact. Claymores can find out practically everything physical about a friend or acquaintance, not a hostile, just by touching their skin.
LegendBegins said
*Turns red*I'm fifteen, okay?!


You're also a male, so I'll cut you some slack.
whizzball1 said
*kicks at you suddenly on impulse* Hey! Don't touch my mane!Chocolate Satin Pie!! It's got cinnamon filling with an Oreo crust... So good...


*Stands instantly and almost swings at you before pausing and calming down*
You're pushing your luck. Go eat the pie on your own.
*Sits again with a thump*
LegendBegins said
Hey! I have a totally female physique!


*Moves my hand under my breasts and points at them*
LegendBegins said
*A smile plays on my lips*Hm?


... Why do you have a somewhat female physique?
...
*Looks confused and sits against my sword again*
whizzball1 said
Pie??


*Ruffles your mane a little bit*
Sorry for my outburst.
LegendBegins said
How about we all calm down and have a piece of pie?


*Takes a deep breath, and returns to full human form and sheaths my sword*
What kind of pie?
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