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LegendBegins said
You're not very scary looking. You just need to use less eyeshadow.


*Rolls eyes*
I'm not, but people know I'm have Yoma blood. And the eyeshadow is there for a reason.
whizzball1 said
*smile fades into a frown* Are you threatening me, my dear? You must be one of those aggressive races. Please 'keep your cool', as my counterpart sometimes says. I do not really understand the statement, but supposedly it means something like staying calm.


I'm not threatening you, I'm promising you; that if you continue to offend me, I will carry your head into the next village.
*Calms down after a second or two*
It's nothing against you. You're just picking the wrong wording, and I'm quite sensitive right now.
LegendBegins said
I was! Multiple people hit on me!


*Smirks* You should see what happens when Claymores enter a village. We're feared beyond words' explanation. Affection is something I'm yet to receive!
whizzball1 said
But Equestrians are sentient species, my dear. If I were referring to a mute, non-sentient animal, then it should be offending. But know that there are many Equestrians in Existence, and they are sentient. It should not be an insult, for if it were, that would be an insult to our entire species, my dear. We are not an aggressive race, however.


You're Equine. That's a sub-species. Refrain from calling me after it, if you favour to keeping your head.
LegendBegins said
Hey! I was hot as a girl!


I beg to differ!
LegendBegins said
*Laughs*


You've definitely made a visual improvement.
whizzball1 said
I am not trying to call you something offensive, my dear. It is only a force of habit. I will try not to say Everypony and Anypony. Do you have a suggestion as to what to say instead?"


Say whatever you want. Except Yoma, or an animal. Call me Witch or Para.
whizzball1 said
A Yoma then. I will try not to refer to you as a pony, but please do not be offended if I refer to you as one. 'Tis a force of habit, my dear.


*My eyes burn orange, then my teeth become jagged*
I AM NOT A YOMA.
*Breathes deeply for a while until I return to normal*
I am a Claymore. If you must call me something offensive, call me Silver Eyed Witch. I'm used to that one.
LegendBegins said
*Laughs*I have some tricks up my sleeve. I'm used to people trying that.


-My knowledge of you fades-
Oh? That's inventive!
LegendBegins said
*Shrugs and grins*Whatever you say. I have three minds with three sets of memories anyway.


*Smirks* I'm aware.
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You have? That's cool.
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