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LegendBegins said
*Sighs*So these guys are rapists. Great.

Yep. *Grunts and an aura forms around me*

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LegendBegins said
Why are they so stupid?

Failed development of the brain usually. Most are really really intelligent.

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*The first Yoma charges at me, and I decapitate it with one swift movement, killing it*
-Oh come on, surely you have more than that?
*The first Yoma regenerates, grabbing me with its tentacles. The other two Yoma laugh*
-...
Yoma: Do you speak Japanese?
-...
Yoma: heh. *The Yoma tries to undress me, and I yell loudly, causing my eyes to burn orange, and my teeth and nails to become jagged and sharp. I swing my sword so fast against the Yoma it de-exists*
-ANYONE ELSE WANT TO TRY THAT?

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LegendBegins said
That grammar was so bad, I lost IQ points. Luckily, I have plenty to spare.

I have to deal with this a lot.

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*A young girl falls out of the bushes, bleeding profusely*
Girl: AGH! RUN!
-You're hilarious.
*The girl transforms into a hellish, all-round disgusting creature. It begins to sprout tentacles*
Yoma: I try.
*Two Yoma come from out of the trees. One looks similar to a centaur but more exaggerated and demonic. The other is the most powerful, which is clearly displayed as is has no apparent weakspots in its bodily armour*
Yoma 3: You lerk entimerdated, is ther somthig rong?
Yoma 2: She's too weak for us! Bwahaha!
-That it?

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*Takes a very passive stance and draws my sword*
-Distant footsteps can be heard-

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LegendBegins said
*Smiles*Aww, thanks. So is yours.

*Smiles and stands up, sheathing my sword*
There's Yoma nearby. Let me take them?

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LegendBegins said
Really? I wonder why.

*Giggles, causing my eyes to flash orange*
*Clears throat*
I appreciate your kind words. Your hair is great.

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LegendBegins said
Your eyes are really pretty.

*Looks surprised* Thank you! That's the first time anyone's said that.

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LegendBegins said
Yeah, that. It looks cool.

Oh, thank you! We all get one, to symbolise us. *Smiles*