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Jerkchicken said
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They're some pretty enjoyable shooter/exploration things, though I'm not sure if Samus can be called a "woman" anymore, seeing as she's a human/chozo/x-parasite/metroid/phazon-mutant hybrid.
She's got some fucked up DNA, is all I'm saying.

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The GI Joe/Transformers crossover in the comics was enjoyable, though.

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My issue with Bayformers is that it makes the mistake many of the cartoons made: It doesn't center things on giant robots beating the shit out of other giant robots, but instead focuses on some asshole nobody cares about (Sam Witwicky). Having some token human puttering around really detracts from the action; I'd rather that screentime be spent on either introducing additional Autobots and Decepticons, or developing the ones already there.
Just putting that out there.

Char sheet dump for Divoria

Name: M-23/Tanya Tinker
Sex: None/Girl
Race: Robot/Human
Appearance:

pics

Personality:
M-23 is pretty much defined by its constant desire to wrestle things and its desire to protect Tanya. Not a whole lot else to say.
Tanya, on the other hand, is a spastic, absent-minded mess of a girl who has two loves: Chocolate-Chip Cookies, and SCIENCE. Mostly SCIENCE, though.

Gear:
M-23: None
Tanya: Toolbox, Glasses
Misc: ROBOTS

Abilities:
Servant 2 (Tanya)
Tough 4
Armor 4
Barrier 1
Life Support 4
Vitality 4
Strong 4
Combat Skill 1
Martial Arts (Wrestling) 1
Intimidate 1
Hobby (Wrestling) 4
Power Move 2
SUPLEX.BAT (Extra Damage x2, Extra Knockback, Empty Hands) cost 25
PILEDRIVER.EXE (Armor Piercing x2, Empty Hands, Slow) cost 20
FULL_NELSON.CMD (Entangle, Empty Hands) cost 15

Weaknesses:
Bizarre Appearance 2
Size 1
Guardian 2
*Emotionless 2 (Closer to 1.5, really)
*Amnesia 1

HP 120
Endurance 120

2+4+4+1+4+4+4+1+1+1+2+2-2-1-2=25

Tanya said
Abilities:
Invention 4
Smart 2
Hobby (Mechanic) 2
Passion: SCIENCE 2
Pilot 1
Hammerspace 1

Weaknesses:
Absent Minded 1
Ageism 1
Jittery 1
Impulsive 2
Obsession: SCIENCE 1
Size 1

HP: 40
END: 40

Background Blurb: Tanya was exploring the Ancient Ruins of Generica one day when she came across an old-ass broken-down robot. Deciding that robots are cool, she lugged the thing back to her house where she fixed it up, turned it on- and watched as it immediately went about suplexing everything in sight. After getting it turned off again, and making some more repairs on the thing, she set out with her horrifying killer robot pal on a journey of excitement and SCIENCE.

Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

M23 found its legs suddenly swept out from under it, it's sensors tingling with information. Like a bolt from a clear sky, realization struck the machine.
"YES. M23 HAS NO DOUBT. OPPONENT'S GRIP IS THAT OF A TRUE WRESTLER."
M23 rotated its torso to face the elf, its normally-soulless mechanical eyes bright with a hidden passion. It had not felt such a powerful grip upon its chassis in quite some time.
"WE FIGHT AS MEN.", M23 said as it attempted to grab Wrasslin' and slam him into the ground.

[[7(roll)*1(base)+4(strong)]-10(armor)=25 damage]

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Professor has a guy that punches things to death, actually.

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I would also appreciate this.
Or at least seeing the bits that are finished. Like the crafting thing Light was taking about. Sounds interesting.

Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

Hey Descartes, I know it doesn't really matter since I critfailed, but your initiative would actually be 6d6 instead of 2d6+4- which in all probability means that your initiative will be higher than what you currently have.
Remember, just about everything that isn't damage operates on dicepool and adding matches together.

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"HUH?"
Big Bang awoke as his capsule, broken loose from its position on the bottom of the Dreadnought (Placeholder), streaked through the mesosphere.
"ARE WE THERE YET? I HOPE WE ARE, THE CAPSULE IS BORING."
The capsule's heat shielding began to degrade as he neared the surface.
"GUYS?"
What little remained of the capsule that hadn't already melted off or disintegrated was destroyed as Big Bang hit the Atlantic. A massive aircraft carrier bobbed in the center of the wreckage, undamaged save for a few scorch marks.
"DOES THAT MEAN YES?"
Somewhere in the back of Big Bang's mind, a subprocessor instinctively checked his supplies.
Spark Stasis Rigs-Fully Intact
Stored Jet Chassis-Fully Intact
Energon Reserve-Fully Intact
All Systems Green
"HOORAY!"

Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

In response to this stunning display of tactical thinking, M23 did nothing.
"M23 ASKS AGAIN. WOULD OPPONENT LIKE THE FIRST BLOW."