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8 yrs ago
Current Hello, status reader! Yes, you! Have a great day, y'hear!
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8 yrs ago
I wonder if this place would ever run a proper Play By Post with dice rolls and whatnot.
9 yrs ago
The average life expectancy of RPs here leave something to be desired.
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10 yrs ago
Ah yes, looking up words in Google Translate. Used an actual paperback dictionary back in the day, but still - looks like I'm back in the saddle.
10 yrs ago
It's not the size of the brain that counts, it's how you wield it

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A short stalactite, aimed at the face of the shortest prisoner in the Royal Dungeon, released small drops of water from the ceiling at near-constant intervals that would prove to be quite chaotic if someone would actually sit down and record them. They would explode against her forehead, cleaning a small blotch of dust and machine oil, the shape resembling a gunshot wound. A breeze made the next dangling drop change course slightly, falling at an alarming rate towards the girl's eye... but finding a leather glove instead.

Harmony blinked herself awake. The look of the metallic protrusion used to hold the bench she lay on gave her an immediate splitting pain in the forehead. Soon after, her entire body joined in. Sore back, sore feet, burning sensation in the throat, itching eyes, and a powerful urge to cough her guts out, attacked in unison. She spent an agonizing few seconds looking for a blanket to just go back to sleep, and realizing she didn't actually have one, sprung to her feet and walked towards the bars of the cell.

The previous night was foggy, and she did remember taking longer than usual to get to the guardhouse, but where the hell was this? It was so gigantic, with corridors extending out of view in every direction, weird echoes and shadows... There was no way the guards managed to renovate and extend their dungeon in such a short time. Then there were the royal sigils on some of the iron protrusions used to hold the lanterns... Could it be?

She was suddenly struck by an urge to look around her cell. If her guess was correct, this was bad. And why would fate disappoint? A gigantic, scarred man sat against the wall across her, his eyes hidden by a shadow that his forehead cast on his face. Sitting down, he was almost as tall as her. Her hands slapped against her tunic instinctively, quickly searching for anything the guards let her keep on her person, anything that wouldn't look important enough to take - It was at this time she realized how much of a vice it was to keep tidy and organized pockets. Everything looked important.

Then again, they did let her keep her clothes, and weren't as smart. She found one of the more useful tools she made herself, hidden in a double seam in her undershirt. A thin iron rod, about six inches in length, sharpened to a point on one end, chiseled to have protrusions of various shapes on the other. It could double up as a low quality replacement for half of her tools, and had saved her skin more than once. As a weapon, it wasn't deadly at all, unless it goes into a person's ear, eye, artery, privates, and other unpleasant options. Indeed, the element of surprise was her only advantage. And she hated it.

It took immense effort for her to not shake the giant awake to get the whole thing over with. Instead, she tried to push her head against the bars. The cells were not made to keep children, and she had the feeling that with a few grazes, her skull would pass through. Her hips, however, were an entirely different story. But even if she were ten years younger - where would she run? The place was probably swarming with guards. And the entire story was suspicious as hell - Sure, she was framed, but how does a dustie that'd done no harm other than toss some chairs find herself in the Royal Dungeon?!

In a ritualistic manner that probably made absolutely no difference, Harmony sat crosslegged in front of the bars, removed one glove and put her hand on the cold, ancient iron. Her eyes closed, she tried to remember the night before, but not in the normal sense - She tried to recall memories she did not have, events she did not witness. At first it was all noise, but as she recalled her nightly trip, she noticed a change of hands between the patrol leading her and another. They seemed confused. She then remembered sitting in the cell across, hurt and angry, disappointed and helpless, disgusted and wary. In a furtive, fearful kind of way her attention shifted to her own cell. The feeling was of a brilliant diamond, cut by a master craftsman, sunk into an infinitely large tank of oily mud.

Weird. But you can't argue with the results.

She got up again, put her glove back on, and waved at the three sitting in the cells across.

@The Angry Goat That's fine, whenever you are free, no rush. Y'Vanna will be alright, just a bit concust. I'm hoping to get a brief dialogue between the cellies until I bring on the next portion of the plot. This is the first official gathering of the group.


So am I to assume we are all in the same cell?
@Peaceless

Nice posts! I assume the leader has some kind of Illusion type of magic?

PS: Did the leader play too much TES and wanted to make his own Dark Brotherhood? :P


It may seem like it. But Harmony is in fact clairvoyant. And they all wanted to stab her. She just can't control it properly so it's on an instinctive level.

I have made the descriptions muddy and unclear on purpose, as it is from her point of view.. I will expand on this ability in future post.

As for the gang name - they're posers, is what they are.

And thank you for the compliment :)
Slums, Dusk


Harmony's world became very sharp. She still wasn't sure whether it was an overy vivid imagination or some kind of phobia, but she could swear she felt the points of the knives drawn against her skin. She tried prepairing for this mentally, but the time that took for the exchange to derail was too short. It took much effort to hold the leader's stare instead of looking at Garth - that would immediately be written up as a sign of weakness. Unbeknownst to her, Garth was calmly polishing a glass with a practiced motion, mentally adding the damage to ensue to Harmony's tab.

"Grab her!" The leader roared. She felt hands tightening on her shoulders, struggled against nothing for a confusing second, then weaved under and behind her baffled would-be captors. Most of them blocked by furniture and patrons, she now faced only two tall men, their hungry eyes dissecting her for a delicious meal. "Come along girlie," one of them chimed, "we will hurt you just a little!" He lunged at nothing. Harmony's steel-tipped boot sent his privates to a meeting with his teeth. A knife brushed against a strengthened leather plate on her shoulder, and she turned just in time to meet a large gloved fist face-first.

"Oh you will do this, miss Titanfoot." The leader growled, walking towards her, as his companion loomed over. She pushed away the chair she crashed against, but did not get up just yet. "You will do this job for free, or die trying, because until you do, the Dark Companionship will be breathing down your neck from every alleyway, every cranny, every -"

He stopped at the sight of a shiny flintock aimed at his midsection. His 'dark companion' suddenly realized there was a chair between him and the girl, and he had to bend too far to stop her from shooting. Breath was held. Time seemed to slow down.

Some guards barged in.

"Now what do we have here." Chided the eldest of the bunch, a bald man with a greying mustache. The gang leader didn't miss a beat. "As you can see, officer, just a poor drunken lass picking a fight she can't finish." The officer's eyes moved to the bartender, who raised his hands in a don't ask me kind of fashion. He sighed.

"Alright, drop that thing missy, you don't want to hurt anyone do you?" He said, in a surprisingly kind voice. "Come, we'll get you sorted out, don't you worry." He purposefully placed himself between Harmony and her assailant while helping her up, gently disarming her in the process. She was led outside politely but firmly, and finally looked at the bar to notice Garth avoiding her gaze. When her eyes moved to the gang leader's face, there was a strange, tiny smile.

Two guards waited outside, with their backs turned towards the bar. "It's really alright," Harmony started, "I'm from the upper district, and - " the officer cut her off, slamming his palm into her chest. She felt a crinkling not unlike breaking glass, and a strange smell filled the air, pushing its way into her lungs. She coughed with surprise.

"Yeah, looks like we have another one over here." The mustached man said with fake exasperation, his tone alarmingly different than before. "Probably some laced stuff, violent tendencies and all. We'll let 'er sit it off for a few days, and then decide what to do." Still coughing, Harmony failed to resist the steel cuffs closing around her wrists. Her head began to spin as she desperately tried to cry out. They pushed her onward, and when the effect finally subsided, she found herself behind a patrol, on what seemed to be the way to the guardhouse.

Listen, this is all a mistake! She said in her mind, but realization hit only a few seconds afterwards. It wasn't. It was all him. She licked her lips. Revenge is going to be a delicacy.

Status = CAUGHT
Yo is this still recruiting?
Slums district


It was already dusk when they poured in. An ominous dark mass, slithering to a corner table, the lantern light around it sucked in by its blackness. The shape twisted and rippled slowly, lazily. Tiny brilliant orbs floated to its surface from time to time. Harmony Titanfoot, sitting at the bar, was gradually becoming more nervous.

This is going to be so awesome.

One of the tiny, reflective orbs scanned the room and froze on her. It measured her from head to toe, meticulously, with the patience of a master jeweler. A long moment after, the mass, which was in fact a huddling of black-clad backs, spit out a chair from its bowels and moved it away from the table. As if with invitation. The short woman rose from the bar, walked the distance to the corner table with confident but much less aggressive strides than was typical to her, and carefully sat on the chair. The dark mass closed around her.

When her eyes adapted, she was greeted by rough masculine faces, huddled together in a way that made their eyebrows and mustaches connect into a furry fairy circle. Their wrinkled, evil eyes narrowed at her, some of them licking their lips with thick, greasy tongues. It was a Hydra of lowlives, hungry for victims, misdeeds, and who knows what else. Harmony felt as threatened as elated - this was uncharted territory, and she was good at adapting. There were lessons to be learned here. Her loaded flintock became heavy and cold against her thigh.

"Harmony Tiiitanfoot." The central head of the hydra chewed on her family name. She could see the physical effort it took him to not look at where her feet would be had the table been transparent. These locals were always so literal. "We've got yer name from, sources, nevermind where, and believe you will be of service to us." The absolute nature of the last statement did not escape her. "There is a - a kid, a vagrant of sorts, moving material around, illegal trade and the like, steppin' on our toes all along the way. We want an accident to accidentally happen to him. Maybe a roof was too loose around the edges. A wheelbarrow not fastened strong enough. Water leak on a steep street - you get the gist of it. You will provide the materials, and have full, uh, creative freedom. And no downpayments - After all, you still need to prove you self, eh, Harmony of Titanfoot?"

They chuckled as he looked around. "Hard to believe a noble's daughter would hang out with the likes of us, eh boys? But then again, how boring must life be in the upper district. It's no wonder this little girl came out to play - " He reached out for her chin with a thick gloved hand. With a hard, swinging motion, she nailed the glove's hems to the table with a fork, and pushed a flintock against it with her other hand. There was an awkward silence.

"You know - " The short woman said, rising from her seat, "Most flintoks don't vork in dis orientation, since dey rely on gravity to hold the gunpauder and bullet inside. This one is a little different. Hauever, the solution to dis problem has a side effect, one that does not leave just a hole when the veapon is fired from a range of one foot or less. The effect is similar to... vat's the vord... Oh yeah. Meatloaf."

The large man pulled his hand back, his face visibly contorted from being forced to visualize Harmony's explanation. "You tiny b*tch, don't you know who I am?" He growled, "You have one week. And the payment is halved for insulting me." The fairy circle became visibly hostile. "I'll make it easier for you - I refuse de job." She sank back into her chair. "I don't knou hoo you tink you are, but you don't have half of vat it takes to say da Titanfoot name so easily."

"What the hell?!" He roared at her, pushing the table away. The dark mass spread outwards, splitting into its members. "Nobody refuses the Dark Companionship!"
It's sooo weird how this platform has no post deletion solution... I'm sure Mahz can kill it so prefer not to gamble with putting more stuff in there. My next post is in the works, but I prefer not have it spontaneously vanish, so it will be an additional one.
@Arkitekt accidental double post in IC, can you please delete?
What harm can it do?


Slums, Evening


The gloved hand faltered a little before opening the swinging door to the pub. A job interview? Why was it so disproportionately exciting? On one hand, she had heard of this local band of small fry and the nonsense they limited themselves to - but on the other, this was crucial experience for her. And you gotta start somewhere.

"'ey 'arm!“ a voice called out from behind the counter, "Check it!" And the lanky bartender with the large voice pushed a tap handle and poured some beer-looking substance into a mug as if it was an amazing trick. He only had a second to flinch at the short woman rushing at him from the door and climbing the counter with two swift hops. She tore the mug out of his hand and took a swig. She had to see for herself. And it was exactly what she expected.

After some swishing around in her mouth, she spit the liquid back into the mug. "You kould not help yurself, ah Garth?" If contempt was a solid, the nervously smiling barkeeper would've already been stabbed to death by her eyes. "Cheked it yesterday? Dis is beer flavored seeling vax. Do you knou vat dis meens?!" Garth was still frozen in a flinching position.

The loud girl hissed through her teeth as if letting out steam, her childlike face losing some of its surprisingly frightening tension. She jumped down from the counter and pushed the man away from the tap, to get a closer look. "Next pipeline inspektion in one month instead of three as I promised before. I vould redo this, but I don't trust you, Garth. For damage kontrol, run vater through da pipes for tvo hours. You kan recycle it. Just don't forget to swap it for yur beer or peeple may mistakingly tink dere's someting vorthvile here to drink."

"Ey shut the 'ell up 'arm", the man finally regained enough composure to reply. "I work 'ard for this stuff!" He obstinately filled another mug, and with just a hint of hesitation committed to a swig. "What the 'ell, this is normal beer!"

"Yeh, dat's yur problem rite dere, Garth." She sighed at him, and somehow shot a sideways glance at the mug on the counter. "My problem is I kan't even trust my barkeeper for unvinding material." With much less energy than what her day started with, the girl walked around the table to sit at the bar, her back against it. She grabbed her mug.

"Now c'mon 'arm, 'm sure I can offer ye somethin', eh? Eh?" her head turned with excruciating, owl-like slowness to meet his eyes, and even the smallest hint of a smile vanished from his face. "Yah, didn't tink so." she said into the mug, then took a swig. "Eh, dis will do. I've alvays been a lightveight anyvay, yea?"

Garth laughed nervously, wondering what kind of marketing strategy to employ to prevent Harm Titanfoot from ever walking into his bar again.
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