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    1. Phaesaris 9 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current Oh insomnia, why must you keep me up so late when I've got to wake up early tomorrow?
9 yrs ago
FINALLY done with finals! Time to RP ;D
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9 yrs ago
Guess whose birthday is tomorrow? ;D
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How you doin'?
My sense of humor mainly consists of crappy puns, self-deprecating jokes, and bad language. Usually into supernatural fantasy or modern stuff. Usually something exciting and fun. Expect all my characters to be slightly snarky assholes.
I apologize in advance if I do not post often. Real life can be quite of a doozy.

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"Thanks for not eating me, Whistletoe," Owlkit mewled as Nettlefang picked him up. He stared at the large cat in unhidden awe and waved a small paw as he was carried away. The little kit was fascinated by the powerful cat. There was no one like him in the clan—no, in the whole forest! He shivered in excitement. Wait until his mother and siblings heard about this. Speaking of which...

Owlkit grinned when he spotted Willowkit and Sagekit. He scampered to them as soon as he was set down, his fur fluffed with excitement. "You won't believe what happened! I saw something better than a smelly badger. I saw a cat as big as...as the mountain!" It wasn't true, but it wasn't false either. Just something to make the story exciting. "And he almost ate me but I managed to fight him off and he became my friend and it turns out his name was Whistletoe and I got to ride on his back and..." The black kit continued his exaggerated ramblings, oblivious to the hysterical queen behind him.

"What in the name of Starclan were you thinking?!" Ravenfeather dove onto her kit, covering hum with frantic licks. "I told you to never leave camp on your own, and what did you do?!" She sighed and gratefully nodded to Nettlefang. "I'm sorry for this troublesome kit. Thank you so much for bringing him back."


Ripplepaw remained light on her feet, her steps nimble as she dodged her mentor's blows. Several times the hits connected, but they were light and quick. Only because this is training, she chided herself. In a true battle, I would be dead. Ripplepaw feigned to the left before sharply lunging right towards a small opening. Her small form collided into Nightmist's as she aimed to tackle her mentor.


"Kittypet, no," Roseclaw said as she raced through the undergrowth. "Dumb, very much so." Her pace quickened as she heard familiar voices up ahead.

Briar offered a sheepish shrug and nudged the dead bird forward with his paw. "I just wanted to pay a visit and share some news. Sometimes I forget how strict you lot are with your borders."

"Just like you forgot my multiple past warnings." Roseclaw stepped out, scowling at her kin. The two were truly polar opposites in temper, yet outside they were near undistinguishable. The same sandy pale fur, same small frame, even the same stubborn glint in their eyes. The medicine cat flushed as she glanced at the patrol, clearly trying to hide her embarrassment. "Briar, what are you even doing here? I told you before and I'll tell you again: leave!"

The loner smiled crookedly and waved his tail. "Just wanted to pay a visit. And look, I brought a gift!" His smile wavered at Roseclaw's persistent scowl. "I promise I'll leave soon. I really did just want to see you and warn you that there's been some strange scents around your side of the river."
@AngelKitten
It's fine!

Sorry I haven't been posting, school's been pretty much taking over my life. I'll try to get something up by tonight or tomorrow.
Gah, sorry I haven't been that active! Everything's been kinda crazy.
Happy New Years!!
@AngelKitten
Whoops, sorry! I'll try to post earlier as I'm going to a party later.
A munchkin cat with short-man syndrome?
@CLIW
He will be the hero to forest deserves, but not the one it needs.

I'd love to have a cross-breed. More kitty to love. Then again there's also more claws to scratch me, but that's beside the point.
Owlkit's apprehensiveness gradually eased the farther he walked. Every step brought on a new wave of confidence, and his worry for his mother's reaction faded. Even the uncomfortable rocks gradually turned to dirt soft enough to cushion the kit's fragile paws. It seemed like nothing in the world could stop him.

"Boo!"
"AHH!"

A large creature bounded on top of Owlkit, trapping the him between its legs. The black kit thrashed around in panic and confusion before finally curling up into a tight black ball. His fur bristled and his needle like claws gripped the ground. "Please don't eat me!" he squeaked pitifully. Owlkit trembled, slowly opening up a single eye to stare at the creature that had trapped him. The longer he looked, the more it seemed like a cat. In fact...the kit blinked in surprise. It was a cat! But it was enormous, bigger than the largest warrior in his clan.

"Y-you're not going to hurt me?" he asked hesitantly, slowly rising up. Owlkit's eyes grew bigger at the offer to be escorted back to his clan, and he gave a timid nod. While the kit was far from ready to stop his little adventure, there was no way he was going to say no to this giant of a cat.

"Can I ride on your back?" Owlkit requested, his fear quickly turning to awe. "Why are you so big? What's your name? Wht are yiu doing here? Are you gonna join Boulderclan?" His tail lashed excitedly with each question. "I'm Owlkit, by the way."


Roseclaw gave a stiff nod of affirmation. "Not bad," she growled. "But not good either. A blind badger without a nose could tell the difference between juniper and blueberries." The words were harsh, but it was the closest thing she could to a compliment she would ever offer. Roseclaw crouched and began harvesting the herbs. "Juniper is particularly useful. Its berries can ease bellyaches and treat shock. The leaves are particularly useful for coughs. I expect you to remember all of this, or else." She finished and gestured for Copperpaw to carry them.

"Now, next we--" Roseclaw froze as her nose caught a faint yet familiar scent. One that should've been on the far side of the river. No...please don't let him be here. She had warned him many times not to visit, and still the idiot wouldn't listen. The medicine cat muttered an empty prayer, a hint of panic flashing in her amber eye before the usual irritation took over. "Sorry, Copperpaw." She turned in the direction of the scent. "There's been a change of plans."


Sunflame followed his leader through the dense woods. He kept up surprisingly well enough, though occasionally he did lag behind. Gone was his usual nonchalant mannerisms, instead choosing to remain quiet for the duration of the patrol. The kittypet jabs surfaced too many feelings he had tried to keep hidden with his jokes and flirts and, while he was indeed thankful for the deputy coming to his defense, his history was still too sore of a subject to really get over.

An odd scent shook the red warrior from his thoughts. The young warrior slowed to a stop and looked around, trying to decipher who or where the the scent was coming from. It wasn't Oakclan nor their rival Boulderclan, but it didn't seem like a loner either. Feline, but at the same time not. Sunflame's fur bristled in paranoia. "There's an intruder," he reported, claws sheathing and unsheathing.


The patrol was close. Briar's ears pricked in interest as he took note of this development. Perhaps it was time to drop a visit. If he was lucky, they would even remember his brief time as a member of Boulderclan. Though the loner didn't blame them if they forgot. He had stayed for less than a few days, and even then he spent most of his time outside camp. Being around so many cats like that felt so unnatural and, while Briar was generally friendly, felt uncomfortable sleeping in a den so full of other cats. But though he left, he held no animosity towards them. Quite the opposite really.

With a shrug, Briar continued to walk, following the scent until he caught sight of the patrol.
@Iatos
Heheh, I think your idea is a much more entertaining alternative.
@CondorTheMole
It's be cool for Venuskit to meet up with Owlkit. and maybe kickstart a future forbidden romance because I'm shipping trash imsorry.
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