....no, and I'm not sure I want to. *ehem*
Anyway, as said before, I reconsidered and decided to play the guide for the characters instead. We don't want them wandering around, beating up villagers and oohing/aahing at the kingdom instead of fighting the villain, do we? (Do we...?) I have three ideas for what your guide could be, and I'll let you choose: an animal, (probably a cat,) magicked to be able to talk and that had served a mage before; the prince of the kingdom; or a page/stableboy who just hears a lot and knows how to get you where you're going. It's like a tabletop game: you can choose who you hire.