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You too, Ken
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@Skwint On my poopy of a head
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7 days ago
Omg it's Mae! *gasp* How's my hair!?
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I can see a green flag from a mile away. But my favorite color is red sooooooo
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 30
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Most Recent Posts

Will gave a wicked grin as she looked up to him, and he cut the rope that held up various tools that easily weighed as much, if not more than he himself did. The rope broke, sending them falling onto where he had been launched up, hitting the teetering platform and sending Vivienne flying upwards just as he had been. If she didn't collect herself soon, he'd have her.
@AngelBites15
He knew he needed to keep the Ogre stationary, so he did something that was usually considered foolhardy when fighting an Ogre. He attacked first. As it seethed with rage, he ran at it, blade poised like a striking snake. He wished he had a fireball left, but he'd need to prepare the spell again. Without that, he'd likely knock himself out attempting to conjure another.

The Ogre prepared itself, and swung its massive fist in an uppercut that scraped the ground right as Markus got within range. He barely leaped aside in time, and didn't have the time to hack at the arm. Instead, he continued with his momentum and stabbed the beast in the gut. It wasn't a deep stab, unfortunately. The Ogre rumbled with pain, and even more anger. It attempted to grab Markus. It was all he could do to backpedal, slashing at the fist.

He was a good swordsman, but without his spells (and unless he got lucky), a one on one fight with an Ogre would eventually end up with him being crushed if he kept at it. He spun and cut the monster where he could, dancing back and forth with a leading blade as his Elven tutor taught him. He hoped Valerie would get there soon. The Ogre was getting faster with its movements, having enough of this farce.
@Luminosity
@The Fated FallenNo need (unless you want to). I'll post in a day or two :). Maybe tonight.
Just as Valerie leaped out, Markus did likewise. He hit the ground running and booted one of the Goblins on the ground in the chest, cracking its ribs and sending it flying into the closest tree to fall crumpled on the ground. His sword leading with his next step, it clove the nearest Goblin's head in two, the heavy blade chopping through between the mouth and nose. He finished his next step, and two Goblins were already dead.

His dark eyes fell upon the other two, promising more death. They were understandably perturbed, especially because to the side they saw Valerie dispatching the rest of them with practiced efficiency. The last two hefted their weapons however, and came forward. One held a short spear, and the other a scimitar.

The spear wielder gave a thrust forward while the bladed one attempted to hack at Markus' legs. He backpedaled for a moment, before knocking the spear to the ground and stepping onto its haft. The weapon was yanked from the Goblin's grasp. The flat of his blade hit the Scimitar wielding Goblin in the face, staggering it. He passed it by and kicked the spear Goblin. It lay sprawled upon the ground from the force of the blow, and Markus finished it off by stabbing his sword into its small body.

Markus turned, knowing the scimitar wielder wasn’t dead. As he turned, he was met with dirt in his face, flung by the Goblin.
“Ah!” he reacted. Damn it. He slashes his blade in a wide arc to keep it away from him, but once he regained his vision he saw the Goblin fleeing rather than attacking. Once he wiped his face with the back of his sleeve and saw the creature using the opportunity to sprint away fast as it’s stubby legs could carry it, he gave chase. He knew he could catch it. His legs were as long as it’s body.

He gained on it easily, but before he could reach it, the greenskin dived into the bushes. The Swordmage groaned, slowing down only slightly to see if he could get a better view of the thing. Just as he realized how hard it would be to spot a green Goblin among green leaves, a massive...something moved the closest tree canopy with a rumble. He heard a Goblin’s pitiful squeak, and the Sellsword's face went from concentration to shock when he saw an Ogre step out of the tree line. It held something in its meaty left fist, a small Goblin hand sticking out from within its fingers.

It squeezed, and blood began to pour out between its thick fingers.
“Ugh.” Markus uttered, feeling a bit sorry for the Goblin. Plus that would just feel unpleasant in general.
The ten foot tall monstrosity dropped the broken creature onto the ground, and turned its head to regard Markus as the man backed away.
No matter how experienced you were, an Ogre was an intimidating and dangerous adversary.

He eyed the creature as he backed up beside Valerie. This thing might not be able to traverse the forest as easily as they, but right now they were in a small clearing and his legs might just be able to carry him fast enough to catch them. Then again maybe not, but Markus wasn't going to chance it.

He grabbed Valerie's arm. "Look at me." he said. When he had her attention, he spoke quickly. "Act like you're running away. Go into the tree line and go 'round. Keep out of sight. I'll distract it here." His voice was breathless. "Once you're around behind it, slice its hamstrings. Once its on the ground, we can attack it easier."

The Swordmage looked like he wanted to say more to her, his lips parting. But he dismissed it and gave her a light push. "Go."


He turned to see the Ogre looking at Valerie hungrily. Hell no. For that, a throwing knife suddenly bloomed upon the Ogre's massive wall of a chest. It roared in agony, and hate filled eyes glared at Markus. That's it, keep your eyes on the prize. He felt like he should say something, but how does one mock an Ogre? Just treat it like you're at a bar fight back home, he told himself.

"By the Gods." he said theatrically, as if noticing for the first time just how hideous the Ogre was. His following tone was casual. He pointed his other throwing knife nonchalantly at the Ogre. "You know, you remind me of my step mother." he told the monster. "Fat, you butt into things you shouldn't, and just ugly as sin." Despite himself, he grinned. He never did grow out of his rebellious sarcasm.

The Ogre was not amused. "Die human!" it cried.
@Luminosity
Her kick, and wink truth be told, caught him off guard. He had a counter though, stabbing upwards with his blade, through her manacles and stuck them to the wooden beams above them before he was knocked off. He hit the ground and the air was knocked out of him, and he blinked, shaking his head and gathering his senses. He finally got to his feet, and stepped back onto the teetering plank now firmly weighed down on his side. @AngelBites15
Are there any openings? I'd probably enjoy joining if I had time.
M A R C H I N G O R D E R S ; R O A D T O N U B I N A - 1 5 T H D A Y , 9 T H H O U R


Drimbold had helped remove the pikes, his bulky arms and stout stamina being a valuable aid in such an endeavour. He had gritted his teeth and growled at the ghastly undead speaking earlier, and he used that anger to help him with his manual labor here now, moving things only the strongest men could with nothing but his Dwarven physique and determination. He heard calls from far off, of pursuit of those fleeing. He merely snorted, and tore another pike down that held a huge corpse still writhing. He ended its writhing with his axe. In the end, we all become corpses.

M A R C H I N G O R D E R S ; R O A D T O N U B I N A - 1 9 T H D A Y , D U S K



Finally. The attack had come when the manlings had been harried for days on end by endless hauntings and visions far off in the mists. It had annoyed the dour Dwarf more than frightened him. He wanted nothing more than the Undead to come closer so he could cleave with his Axe, but they saw fit to weaken the men around them with fear and doubt. A tactic they no doubt were using to great effect, but it showed they were not without their misgivings about victory. If the horde was truly terrible to fight, they would have simply rolled in and destroyed this vanguard army.

Skeletons and rotting corpses shuffled and clanked their way over to the lines of the living at long last, with Ghouls being used as attack dogs and shock troops to disrupt the formation of the army and to open gaps to exploit. Not a bad strategy, but a predictable one. The Undying in their ranks with glowing, baleful eyes were the true deadly enemy, he realized. They would pay without a doubt, he promised.

He had been holding the flank at the shield wall, cutting down any skeleton that came near to him. One Ghoul leaped at Drimbold with a frenzied strength, but the Dwarf struck forward with his shield and sent it skidding across the ground. He felled it with his weapon before it could rise. Just as his Axe left the beast's head, he heard the call to hold the breach at the back.

Everything seemed to be held here, so he charged at the destination that needed reinforcements. As he made it to the lines, and to the surprisingly flimsy spellcasters and women that had answered the call, he did not even slow his run. Instead it became a shield rush, bashing through three shambling enemies. The first one literally exploded into bone fragments, and the other two were run over and savagely damaged by the sheer strength of the Dwarf.

He found himself surrounded by corpses, and a song of Belias played on his lips as he hacked and punched and struck, back and forth and two and fro. A ghoul's claws sliced under his eye, causing a fierce bleeding. He took its head in response, and spun, his Axe leading and shattering a corpse.
Sorry guys, I just can`t fucking write today.

Happens to the best of us. You're quite fine, my friend.
<Snipped quote by MiddleEarthRoze>



goddamnit, Roze


My thoughts exactly.
Not sure if I should stay Sketti or be a different Dwarf.

OR EVEN A LIZARDMAN.
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