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    1. PrivateVentures 8 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current FIRST THE HOSPITAL BILLS, NOW ALL OF MY DOCUMENTS ARE GONE. GONE. FUCK. GONEEEEEEEEEEEE
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8 yrs ago
still in and out of doctors and chiropractors. at least i get drugs for it lol
8 yrs ago
Locked into a new schedule. Only gonna be on here around 11:00 A.M. EST to 1:30 P.M. EST.
8 yrs ago
I don't understand why people like Supernatural so much.
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8 yrs ago
Might have to move back in with my parents. This town is toxic and my leasing company is criminal. I'm tired of spending my free time with my attorney.
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Bio

I write a little bit of everything. If you really want to know what sort of things my mind goes to, here's a link:Pens and Swords

In the end, I like to think I'm an easygoing, friendly, and personable fellow. And I would certainly consider myself skilled in the art of non-aggressive communicatio- WHATCHU SAY ABOUT MY MOM

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@SgtEasy Praising his holiness got me into heaven. It's this sick condo complex, overlooking hell, so I can see all the people who got it worse than me. Can't gloat, though, his holiness forbids it.

Oh my god, @Silver Fox, I bet Ellis and the Geth could interface. That opens up some really cool possibilities.
Ellis: Kill the geth.

Wait, what, no

KILL IT.

It just saved my life-

ALMOST KILL IT AND THEN REVIVE IT.

WHAT-

YOU'LL BE EVEN
Ellis: *deactivates his suit's life support*
@MrDidact Oh no, I understood. No worries.

I like the Salarians and the Adjuctants particularly out of all of the races in the ME universe. I like the Salarians for a combination of the mystery of their paramilitary efforts as well as their tendency to overexplain everything. I particularly like their attention to detail.

The Adjuctants, I like for the opposite reason. They're a perfect organism and a nigh-unstoppable predator, with no instincts other than predatory ones. God, they're so cool. Plus, they're weird Reaperbeasts.
@rivaan "GIVE IT ALL THE COOKIES! Wait, Herr Geth, did you enable cookies yet? You have to remember to do that. Also, enable plugins."

Are you tech support now?

Shut up. I'm human resources.

Good one. Asshole.

You're the asshole. Asshole.

Shut up.

You shut up.

What are we doing?
@Silver Fox

Ellis: "Do not, I say again, do not recap again, Herr Geth. I don't want to have to mute all of you. That would be counterproductive to communication, but if it means I don't have to hear a rerun of the episode we just endured, I'll do it. I swear, I'll go deaf."

Do it. DO IT!

I already did. Shut up.

You shut up.

No, you shut up.

No, you!

SHUT UP!

MAKE ME


"JA'FAR, GIVE HIM THE COOKIE, I BEG YOU."
<Snipped quote by rivaan>

*glomps*


*glorps*
@MrDidact I see what you're saying. I'll hold off on the planning for now, and work on a rewrite. I would posit, however, that the Genophage was not psychological, so much as biological warfare, designed to prevent reproduction, a trope of average unconventional warfare, just as Agent Orange was in Vietnam, or the Atomic Bomb in Japan.

It's not so much an underhanded tactic I'm referring to, so much as a different style of warfare, designed to attack the mind, rather than the body. I understand why the concept of conventional warfare seems more honorable, though. PsyWar has a bad rep, as it should. I would like to mention a more modern version of PsyWar: some American personnel leaving the middle east brought back accounts of painting or writing "Infidel was here" in areas of combat. It wasn't so much warfare as it was Psychological reinforcement, but I think it applies.

And yeah, the Salarians, FOR SURE, know how to fuck up a mind. They've got just as many creepy experiments as Cerberus.

I would also like to mention that holy shit, Salarians are scary. They've got that creepy abusive-mental-health-doctor feel.
@SgtEasy That makes me feel better. You know what would make me feel even better than that? A steak, some mashed potatoes, some grilled squash and tomatoes, and a glass of scotch.

Also, morphine. Morphine makes everyone feel better.

EDIT: Bourbon. Screw scotch.
@SgtEasy

That is just... Disgraceful, brah. Really uncool.

I TYPED IT ALL PERFECTLY! EVERY. SINGLE. NAME.
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