"That's... unusual..." Tommy said as the Smile Pact began hitting Lucy. "Hang on, I got this... It might be a Shadowfax!" Tommy said as he tried to grab the Smile Pact. That's when August shouted out the proclamation for free drinks. Nearly all the patrons began to cheer. "YEAH! FIVE GOLD AND A PARTY!" Most of them said. The bartender took the 100 gold coins.
"Nay! A hundred gold and a party! Everybody! Drink to your content! Happy hour has just begun!" The bartender said. One of the patrons stood on the tables.
"Let's sing the song of the greatest Multiversal Hero the world has ever known!" He said. On cue, everyone sang out in a single chorus:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE..."
From there, it had become a mishmash of various words, telling stories of a hero known throughout the multiverse, though the only few words that are the same were no, one, like, and Gaston. Jason sighed and headed to August, patting him on the shoulder.
"You did good, kid." He said.
Off at the edge of town, an old man was tending to some of the cattle. A girl, no older than 13, was playing in the open desert. However, something caught her eye. A simple, white cat with two long rabbit-like ears protruding out of them.
"Hello!" The cat said.
"W-what are you?" She asked.
"My name's Kyubey! I've looked all over the multiverse for someone to help me fight the Witches. If you agree, I'll grant you a special wish!" It said.
"A... wish?" The girl pondered a bit. "I'm happy with my life right now... And I love my grandpa too much to leave him and fight Witches..." She said.
"... Well, that's okay. It's not in our nature to force you to contract." Kyubey said, keeping us usual cat smile. That's when winds began to pick up. "But then again, I won't be the one doing it." As the Incubator said that, a teenaged woman with long blonde hair and green eyes wearing a flight suit flew down next to the Incubator and smiled.
"Helll-ooooooooooo!" She shrilled.
"W-who are you?" The girl asked.
"Oh, you can just call me Wendy! I'm gonna be your bestest best friend! Now, confirm with me on this, Coobs, she doesn't wanna be a magical girl because of her grandpappy?" She asked.
"Yes. That's correct." Kyubey said.
"Alright! It's time for a fixer-upper!" Wendy smiled as she waved her hand. The grandfather looked up and saw the woman talking with his granddaughter. Before he had time to speak, a gust of wind picked him up and flung him across town. He screamed as the winds ripped him away at high speed. "Round and round he goes, where he stops, nobody knows!" She then paused. "Wait... he wasn't spinning. Crap! Okay, next time, Wendy. Next time."
"W-what did you do to grandpa!?" The girl asked her.
"I dunno. Blew him away. To another dimension maybe? Fufufufufufufuuu!" She said. "You want him back? All you have to is say the magic words: I wish..." Wendy knelt down and pushed the girl's cheeks together and mushed them around so that her lips would move. However, all the girl can do is cry.
"Just say what would make your Soul Gem shine!" Kyubey told her.
"So, you have a name, kid?" Thomas asked the boy.
"It's Morgan. Hey, I'm looking for someone, can you help me?" He asked.
"Well, I-" That's when Thomas and Morgan could see an old man flying in the air like a ragdoll being flung from a catapult.
"HELP ME!!!" His scream went to town.
"... I can't. Our Devil lady has finally showed up." Thomas said.