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Current "You don't get be surprised then" -Eso, 2016
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Don't forget the golden rule of comedy, everyone. Random =/= Funny.
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Instant demonic didgeridoo -SH4DOW 2K16

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Heyo! So I'm R31GN, a nickname I picked up when a director fucked up the pronunciation of my name big-time, in cringelord L337 speak so I can use it as a username wherever I go. I originally started RPing on the PlanetMinecraft Forums because... I was a cringey weeb piece of shit? Stopped that after a dickload of drama (Fuck you, BlackFTW/SilentAero. You're a prick.), started RPing again here awhile ago, but stopped for some reason that honestly escapes me. Came back here again just recently to improve my writing skills in my free time.

As such, I exclusively deal in Advanced nowadays, though I might be tempted into High-Casual. I'm into about any homegrown setting, but those taking place in an existing universe (Star Wars, Warcraft, Warhammer 4K, etc.) are a turn off for me. Not to say I'm instantly opposed, I'm just far more likely to be critical.

I am an avid stalker of Polyphemus ever since my last account here, mostly because we shar(ed?) a lot of common interest and ended up being in quite a few RP's together. Also he's a sexy hunk of man meat, mmm mmm.

I dig gritty shit, I dig superheroes, and I dig fantasy shit.

I have an irrational hatred of all things anime/mango/whatever. Not jokingly.

I don't do 1X1 shit, not since the Dark Island incident tm.

I sexually identify as Tucker from Red vs Blue, my pronouns are Bow/Chicka/Wowwowself

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Oh hey, just an fyi/update. I'm back, but I've taken to ignoring the OoC because it's really spammy. Every now and then I'll try to sift through to see if anything important is actually posted, but other than that, if you have something relevant directly to me in the OoC, do me a favor and ping me so I don't miss it.
Though on a better day, Baron would find the antics that so quickly surrounded him amusing, today was not one such day. Between a pain surfacing behind his eyes and the very swiftly worsening weather (which he still found to be far too mundane of a topic on which to focus), he was quite frankly pissed, for lack of better wording. While teetering on the edge of snapping and putting the children in their place, Baron found some far off reserve of self control, and gripped tightly to it, his good hand mimicking the motion as it clenched tight, knuckles turning white. "Oh how satisfying, to dispose of these trifling whelps." He thought to himself, his face betraying no emotion but a polite smile.

Watching Max's struggle to get out with amusement, Baron found himself glad he hadn't strayed too deep into conversation before it had been too late. On the outer fringe of the meeting that filled the kitchenette so quickly like tumors in a cancer patient, Baron took a few careful steps backwards, cane moving in tandem with his feet. He nodded to Max as he made his exit, a move likely to be followed soon by Baron.

Between Atlas' utter lack of social skills, the new arrival ("Kale was it? Like the vegetable?") being a pain in the ass, Jaklo sporting an attitude of arrogance, and Drake doing... whatever it was he was doing, Baron thought he would find far better company in his books, and rightly so. Still, he stayed firm, body language not betraying any of these thoughts. He looked down at the doughnut in his hand, unfortunately a bit unrecognizable under his iron clad grip. He cocked his head to the side, frowning at the loss of the baked good. That was to be his breakfast, and he certainly wasn't about to go back in the cluster fuck for another.

As Baron turned to make his exit, he noticed Glory Grey, and felt a twinge of guilt for having missed her entrance earlier. He smiled at his discovery, nonetheless, and turned to address her. "Bonjour, madame. Divine to see you." He couldn't remember the last time the two had actually conversed -likely because he had been rather engrossed in his studies for the last heaven knows how long. He reached out and embraced her in traditional French sense, kissing the air to either side of her face. Admittedly, as one who lived in France many years ago, even Baron knew this wasn't real tradition, only a bastardization of real tradition. Right? He was almost certain, but he had missed quite a bit during his many magical hibernations.

"Ah, muffins? They smell divine, cher ami, merci." He said with a wide grin, grabbing one in the same motion as he tossed the mangled mass of doughnut he held into the trash. He waved the baked good beneath his nose for a moment, savoring the smell as he stepped carefully around Glory Grey with a wink. As he moved, he made a beeline to his own desk, where he resumed his previous position almost to the t -leaning back in his chair as tentacles sprouted from his back to help him sort through his books. Hardly posturing or display of power, this was simply where he felt most comfortable. Anyone who had been at the office at the same time as Baron knew it was far more normal to see him with tentacles waving around than not, hopefully something they could accept.

As he finished his muffin, licking the crumbs from his fingers, Baron was interrupted from his book by Jaklo's announcement. "Meeting in 5? And here I was hoping I could have a moment to read." He pouted mentally, as he struggled up from his chair. A tentacle tossed his book onto the desk lazily as he moved, but a thud caught his attention. The arc of the book sent it at a rose on his desk in a small vase, which he just barely caught as he desperately lunged with a tentacle. He grimaced slightly as he replaced the flower in it's position, and more carefully put the book down. A copy of the Tanakh, which he lined up quite purposefully parallel to the edge of his desk. He gave the book a quick pat to assure it's safety, before leaving his desk to walk to Seph's office. His exit was punctuated by a petal falling from his rose to the floor, lightly drifting through motes of dust.

Baron entered Seph's office with the telltale click, clack, click, clack of his cane that so commonly went hand in hand with his gait. He almost limped as he moved to take a seat, eyes straying across the room. He took a seat two to the right of Max, giving the man a warm nod as he sat down rather heavily in the chair. Baron sat surprisingly tall considering how he had just limped in, and looked briefly around the room before looking down again to a book, this one a leather bound journal detailing his case notes. Baron smiled at Lenya's comment, but otherwise didn't speak up as he awaited a briefing.
Made some minor edits to Ramsay, just formatting and a couple additions to the Psychological Profile, hope you don't mind.
Hey all, sorry for this being so short but something important just came up for me IRL, so I won't be able to post for the next 4-5 days.
Hey all, sorry for this being so short but something important just came up for me IRL, so I won't be able to post for the next 4-5 days.
If by base you mean a shitty box fort of books in his apartment, then yeah Baron has it covered. Your authority isn't recognized in Fort Kickass.
Recap time, Day 2: Max, Lenya, and Jaklo talked at the water cooler donut stash. Baron judged. Coal survived the treacherous morning commute. Atlas complained.


Hey! Baron would never judge. Well okay, but he'd never judge out loud. Wait yes he would. But at least he won't judge you to your face. Well okay he totally would, but that's not the point.
The tentacles wove around Jacques haphazardly, each seeming to move of their own volition. They traced lazy lines in the air around him, followed by a telltale ethereal blue glow. Two stood unnervingly rigid in the air, one supporting a book just inches from his face, the other holding a book next to his hand that he lazily flipped through as he leaned back in his chair. His foot impatiently tapped as he read, before he looked away from his books to his desk, covered in books in a similar fashion to his home. No cases. No new material to study. A low rumble erupted from the frenchmans stomach. "No food either, it seems." Jacques thought to himself, realizing he would need more to get him through the day than the half-apple from earlier.

With a groan of protest from his knees, Jacques stood, a tentacle moving to maneuver his cane to his hand for support. He moved his way to the kitchenette beneath the stairs, having seen Jaklo with doughnut boxes earlier. His cane tapped a steady beat across the floor in his movement, moving in a one-two-one pattern. He hovered behind Jaklo for a moment, listening to the butt end of the conversation onto which he had walked on. Lenya, Max, and Jaklo, it seemed had the same idea as him, and a smirk fell on his face as he joined them, moving to the doughnut boxes. When he passed by Jaklo to reach for a doughnut -taking whichever his hands fell upon first -his tentacles faded from existence, blurring away into a mist of arcane energies. His tattoos faded to black, and he suddenly was standing straighter, no longer feeling his muscles strain.

The French morphologist glanced briefly at the book in Lenya's hands, before giving a brief grunt of approval. His eyes drank in detail from the pages, a reflex of sorts by that point. He hadn't caught much of the conversation, and frankly hadn't cared enough to listen too deeply. "Something something, Lenya was showing something to Max, something something boring hunters, something something weather." Jacques mentally reviewed what he had heard, before a smirk fell across his face. "Ah, small talk. How adorably mundane." He thought as he leaned back against a wall, good hand propped between his head and the wall, robotic hand pointing straight at the ground with cane still in hand.

"Interesting read. Any chance I could borrow it sometime?" Baron inquired in his vaguely accented voice. Though the difference in speech pattern was quite distinctive, it fell on a blurred line. Not quite French, but not quite anything else either. The effect of time travelling throughout two centuries had an interesting effect on speech patterns, as it would happen. He himself was still adjusting to the change in accent -well, change in everything. Even his body had changed with the times, as evidenced by the sleek metallic protrusion from his shoulder. Everything about the new time he had been shunted into was not easy to acclimate to, and even after more than a year he was still caught off guard by the most mundane of experiences to those used to the modern day. "Still, not all of the new world is bad." He mused internally, flexing the robotic arm. He had to admit, even this rudimentary tool was better than the utter lack of function he had in years past.

@Howler I think I fucked up my mention in the last post. Maybe? IDK. Mieux que gardir que prevenir, I guess
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