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Heyo! So I'm R31GN, a nickname I picked up when a director fucked up the pronunciation of my name big-time, in cringelord L337 speak so I can use it as a username wherever I go. I originally started RPing on the PlanetMinecraft Forums because... I was a cringey weeb piece of shit? Stopped that after a dickload of drama (Fuck you, BlackFTW/SilentAero. You're a prick.), started RPing again here awhile ago, but stopped for some reason that honestly escapes me. Came back here again just recently to improve my writing skills in my free time.
As such, I exclusively deal in Advanced nowadays, though I might be tempted into High-Casual. I'm into about any homegrown setting, but those taking place in an existing universe (Star Wars, Warcraft, Warhammer 4K, etc.) are a turn off for me. Not to say I'm instantly opposed, I'm just far more likely to be critical.
I am an avid stalker of Polyphemus ever since my last account here, mostly because we shar(ed?) a lot of common interest and ended up being in quite a few RP's together. Also he's a sexy hunk of man meat, mmm mmm.
I dig gritty shit, I dig superheroes, and I dig fantasy shit.
I have an irrational hatred of all things anime/mango/whatever. Not jokingly.
I don't do 1X1 shit, not since the Dark Island incident tm.
I sexually identify as Tucker from Red vs Blue, my pronouns are Bow/Chicka/Wowwowself
HOW COULD YOU KILL JACKIE NOOOOOO WHY GOD WHY I THOUGHT YOU WERE A JUST AND RIGHTEOUS DEITY BUT I CAN SEE NOW THAT THE MINX KNOWN AS R31GN MUST HAVE SWEET TALKED YOU AND POISONED YOU NNOOOOOOO NOT JACKIE POR QUE!?!? AFTER ALL THE SACRIFICES I'VE MADE TO YOU AND THE GREAT GODDESS BEYONCÉ THIS IS HOW I AM REPAID? DOES YOUR TREACHERY AND TOMFOOLERY KNOW NO BOUNDS!?
*Cough* What I meant to say is good job guys! XD I think I still have to wait for Howler though, right, since Cassidy addressed him in my last post? I don't know how post orders work, this is my first game that isn't a 1x1.
R31GN and God co-wrote this post since their characters were going to have so much back-and-forth interaction for this little scene. It’s split into sections, authorship (almost always) denoted.
-≡╫≡- R31GN:
Ramsay breathed a sigh of relief when he reached the van and saw that it was still there, just about as intact as it had been when he had left it. He grunted as he lowered himself down to a knee, gently resting Jackie’s body down on the concrete, head propped against the chipped white paint job of the van, red-brown stains of rust splattering the side. He carelessly flung open the back doors of the van, just to check that it was indeed still filled with fuel. He smiled on seeing the stacks of red gas canisters still in place. Ramsay took in a deep whiff, the heavy scent of gas calming his nerves. He slammed the doors shut again, a satisfying clap of metal slamming against metal accompanying the gesture.
He moved around to the front of the van, opening the passenger door and tossing in his MAC-10 onto the seat carelessly. It dropped heavily from the battered leather seat onto the cluttered floor of the van, resting among varied nuts, bolts, and tools that lay scattered across the stained metal. Ramsay swept a newspaper off of the seat hurriedly, and picked the gun up once again, this time more carefully depositing the weapon in the cupholder of the vehicle. The interior of the van looked like a strange mix of ‘abandoned for years in a scrap heap’ and ‘has a questionable number of homeless guys living in it’ -an aesthetic that Ramsay was quite used to at this point in his life.
”You know how to use this thing, kiddo? I’m gonna need you to cover me when we roll this in there.” Ramsay said as he gestured to Lana, holding the door open. His voice had a strangely grim and serious tone to it, something that surprised even him. When Lana scrambled in, slamming the door after her hurriedly, Ramsay opened his mouth as if to say something -he quickly thought better of it, and walked around to the driver side of the van, flinging the door open a bit harder than he wanted to. As he moved to slide into the driver’s seat, he couldn’t fight a slight tingling in the back of his mind -the feeling one might get if they leave the sink running perhaps. He was certain that there was something important he was forgetting, but what could it be?
Ramsay looked from side to side, eyes dully scanning around as if hoping to find the answer before they came to rest on Jackie, still leaning against the van. ”Shit. Shit. Shiiiiiit.” Ramsay muttered as the realization hit him. He looked around rather frantically, hoping that there would be another H10 member nearby to watch over Jackie while he dropped a flaming bag of shit on the Breakers doorstep, but the area was ghost-town empty. He wouldn’t have been surprised if a tumbleweed floated across the cracked pavement of the parking lot. He cocked his head to the side, grunting in frustration. He leaned down and picked up Jackie, straining to keep her still as he moved her.
He peeked into the back, trying to find somewhere to lie her down, but was unable to find enough empty space to safely put an unconscious body. ”Okay, this is fine. This is okay.” Ramsay said, his voice betraying the opposite. A stroke of genius, a solution to all of his problems, a straight miracle of human ingenuity. All words that one would never use to describe the plan that jumped to Ramsay’s mind in that moment. But goddamn if that was going to stop him.
Shaking in the driver's seat of the van, Ramsay carefully took one of the slick silvery pills from around his neck, tossing it down his throat quickly. Almost instantly this time, Ramsay felt hands spring out from him, brushing against every surface within his powers radius. White knuckled grip around Jackie, Ramsay gripped his surroundings even more tightly through the Neon. As if carried by an invisible Michael J. Fox, a set of keys floated shakily to the ignition, clattering through the air. Shifting his attention, Ramsay looked to his gun lying dormant in the cupholder. Snapping to attention with frightening speed, the MAC-10 moved from the cupholder to the window -smashing through the glass as the barrel moved from side to side excitedly like a dog sticking it’s head out of the window.
At the same time, Ramsay’s cracked phone floated in front of his face, dim white glow blazing like a spotlight in his eyes. An aux cord reaching with serpentine curves up through the empty space found it’s way to the headphone port of the phone with a light click. The van sprung to life under his power, engine revving while the lights blinked on and off. The roaring of the engine was accompanied by music blaring through the speakers.
“Shake it off, I shake it off-”
”Nope!” Ramsay shouted, quickly switching the track. Color rose to his cheeks as he telekinetically fumbled with the phone to find a more appropriate song.
Falling Towards The Sky by Jeff Williams, Feat. Lamar Hall and Casey Lee Williams
”There we go.” Ramsay said with an ever increasingly confident tone in his voice. He glanced down to Jackie, still held tight in his arms, before looking over to Lana. He gave her a reassuring nod, before snapping the gear shift into drive.
-≡╫≡- God:
This van had been a lifeboat. An ironic feeling for Lana to have, really, considering that it was loaded with fuel and was meant to deliver the final deathblow to the Breakers. But that future wasn’t what bothered her. No, it was when shit started telekinetically soaring about that Lana’s unease increased and she started to re-think her choice to go with Trigger.
She did not know how to use ‘this thing’ (the MAC-10) but hadn’t said so, because she wanted in that van, dammit. It became quickly clear that he didn’t need her, though. He could use it without his hands. Ramsay was being watched with wide dark eyes and an open mouth. Okay, so a machine gun that looked as if it was being operated by a ghost was covering them. The three of them were crammed into the front of a blaringly-loud van, and Lana was starting to come so undone that her sense of panic detached from her. No, it didn’t detach, it manifested.
She didn’t notice it at first, with all the rest of the chaos flying around.
Half-huddled against the door behind her, one arm raised to curve above her head, she might as well have been watching Trigger from underneath a rock. What she thought was her heartbeat - or the havoc the bass wreaked on it - was slamming behind her seat. The spastic electronica thumped like a physical thing. Wait, no, it was a physical thing. Claws scraped over Lana’s wrist and she felt the rasp of feathers against her cheek.
Lana screamed and flinched the other way, this time closer to the driver. What looked like a large ball of gray feathers was fluttering against the passenger side window and windshield. While it beat its wings, it stirred Lana’s dark hair and added to the impression that a small circus might be residing in the cab. The bird’s claws rasped against the dashboard, finally managing to catch on the soft plastic at the base of the windshield.
It was nothing but a small cockatiel. Long tail feathers, washed in dull yellow. Sunshine-bright crest, raised like an eyebrow. Fireball explosions on each cheek, dove-gray feathers and wings edged in white, held slightly away from its anxiety-slimmed body. The heart in its breast was pounding, the whole creature shuddering with each rapid breath. Lana could feel her thoughts scatter, the overwhelming sense of too much hyper-awareness of...everything. The only answer was to get out of this van and fly as far and as high as she could to get a better vantage point on the situation. But no, that was the bird. Just as Lana was starting to get a grip on that, it began flapping around again. She huddled down, fingers laced behind her head.
The bird swung a loop around the van - shat on Trigger - and somehow managed to avoid escaping out the smashed window with the machine gun bobbing in it. It landed on the head of Lana’s unused seat belt buckle, wings splayed to either side, helping to hold it there. The bird let out an eeping squawk.
-≡╫≡- R31GN:
The cacophony of feathers and wailing went largely unnoticed by Ramsay, who was having a hard enough time keeping track of his gun, phone, the van, and Jackie. His concentration was interrupted -to say the least- by the sudden bid shit all over his flannel. He looked down at the green and white mess running down from his shoulder, eyes wide. When he saw the cockatiel resting on his dashboard, Ramsay lashed out with his power reflexively. An invisible fist smashed through the front windshield, spraying glass out from the front of the vehicle where the bird was. The bird was lucky that Ramsay couldn’t affect organics with his power, else it might look like a breaker after Alex was finished with him.
At the same time, he slammed down on the brakes, his telekinetic power almost reflexively grabbing the seatbelts on all of the seats and forcefully clicking them shut. Taking heavy breaths, eyebrows raised high as if they were trying to become at one with his hairline, Ramsay looked back and forth between the bird, Lana, and the shattered windshield of the van.
”Why the fuck is there a bird in my van.” Ramsay said, trying very hard to remain calm. Though the phrasing was that of a question, his tone of voice sounded far more like a statement as he looked to Lana, eyes still wide due to shock. And drugs, but mostly shock.
-≡╫≡- God:
When Trigger hit the brakes, Lana’s little body went flying. Huddled down as it was, she hit her head and right shoulder against the dashboard, popping the glove box open. Even as this happened, the seatbelt snaked down across her newly aching shoulder. At the touch (which she thought was the bird) she sat straight upright, spine against the seat. It was not more reassuring to see the seatbelt reaching diagonally across her torso and locking her in. Lana made a sound, not a word: “Ah...h…” (Nor was it a laugh.)
Ramsay’s serious voice pulled her eyes around to him. “Uhm,” she squeaked, vocal chords feeling strangled. “I think that’s my fault.” She turned her head to look at the bird beside her face, silky wing on her cheek. She looked into its dilated pupil. The irises of its eyes were so dull and dark a blue as to appear black at anything but so close a distance, but she could see its slate-gray distinction contracting and expanding. Its hooked bill was slightly parted. It had a grayish pink tongue that reminded Lana of a pencil’s eraser. She could hear the breath hissing out of it.
-≡╫≡- R31GN:
Ramsay’s face softened when Lana spoke up, ‘taking responsibility’, so-to-speak, for the bird. He took a deep breath, before letting out a hearty chuckle that brought back once again the stinging pain in his ribs that cut off his merriment almost immediately.
”Hell, as long as it doesn’t shit on me again, why not.” He said in a mock-stern tone of voice, before letting out another wheezing laugh. The objects around the van once again snapped to attention, all moving into their previous positions. The vehicle sprung to life once more, driving in a wide loop around the AutoMach where the firefight was dying down. Ramsay wove between those of the H-10 slowly trickling out from the fight. A stray bullet or two ripped through the air after them, but many of the Breakers were retreating themselves as their Neon ran down and their glow faded.
Between the roaring engine, blaring music through the speakers, a din of screeching from Lana’s bird, and Ramsay himself shouting for blood, it was hard to not notice the van’s entrance into the AutoMach through an unfortunately open garage-style door. The vehicle stampeded through the building, glancing off of the side of an old jalopy of a Crown Victoria in it’s reckless abandon. When the van came skidding to a halt towards the center of the automach, a pair of Breakers came up to contest the new entrance -guns blazing as they walked.
As the Breakers approached, their progress was quickly halted by a hail of bullets from the seemingly alive MAC-10. The smoking barrel stayed trained on the two thugs long after they died, and long after the magazine of the gun was empty -largely because Ramsay was putting his focus elsewhere. Though he hadn’t popped the pill too long ago, the mass amount of multitasking Ramsay was attempting taxed his Neon reserve heavily, and he could feel his grasp over his surroundings weakening. Angrily, he clenched even tighter with his power at the surroundings, maintaining as much control as he could while walking around to the back of the van. While the immediate threat was gone, there were plenty of reasons to get gone ASAP.
-≡╫≡- God:
Lana was white-knuckling the unwanted seatbelt with both hands. A bird flying around their heads was the least of their worries. In fact she hoped it might catch a stray bullet and save their asses. It had no such heroic swandive. Instead, it merely faded out at a moment unnoticed amidst the dangerous mayhem. Lana re-absorbed the panic, which unfortunately lived to be a totally useless hindrance another day. The bird didn’t go away because Lana was calming down. Far from it. The Neon was just phasing out and weakening in her system, adrenaline burning through it like a match.
Despite having seen everything, with her own eyes, Lana could not quite believe it. Most of all, more than all the unbelievable things she had seen today, she could not quite believe that she was still alive. Literally, she could not have told you for sure whether she was or was not. But it looked like most of them were going to make it out of this thing alright. Revenge: exacted, losses: mitigated.
-≡╫≡- R31GN:
As Ramsay slid out of the driver’s seat, clutching Jackie tightly, he saw her eyes flutter. Almost as soon as he hit the floor, Jackie began struggling against his hold. Surprised, Ramsay leaned down and let Jackie’s feet swing to the floor, still holding tight to her arm for support. ”Woah, Jackie, you okay? Can you walk?” Ramsay said with a voice dripping in concern.
“Yeah, I think I’m okay, thanks Trig. That bitch with the blue light just knocked me out is all. Don’t give me that look, I’m allowed to say bitch. Men aren’t. --Hey, I saw the kid...Svetlana? You get her out, alright? You gotta get everybody out.”
BANG
The gunshot cracked the white noise that filled the AutoMach, leaving a ringing silence in it’s wake. As Jackie fell limp, Ramsay’s vision blurred, eyes suddenly wet. He looked down, kneeling down to ease her descent. Past a maze of vehicles he could see the Breaker that shot her, already walking away without a second thought. Blood tore from the bullet wound in her neck, spilling across Ramsay’s shirt as he tightly clutched to her body. Even as he pressed a hand tight against the wound, he felt her breath growing more shallow and her heartbeat slowing -there was nothing he could do.
Uprising by Muse
His eyes raised from the floor, narrowed with a new determination. Though he could feel his grip on the Neon weakening, he still had enough left in him. Fire burned in his eyes as he stood, Jackie’s body held tight against his blood soaked chest. As he walked by, the back door of the van flung itself open, and a canister of gas came floating out. Under a fist of telekinetic influence, the canister was crushed, sending a spray of gasoline out in a long line from the back of the van, painting a dark line of the liquid that pointed to the exit hole smashed by Dante.
Ramsay followed the line of gasoline, a sobbing, hyperventilating Lana close behind him as they went towards the exit. Rather luckily, they met little resistance on their way to the exit. H-10 and Breakers alike had seen enough bloodshed for the day, it seemed, and people were far more occupied with getting the hell out of there rather than killing off anyone else. When the grim trio reached the end of the trail, a lighter shakily made its way out of Ramsay’s pocket with the last of his power -his glow was running on fumes at this point. It flicked on, hovering just above the darkened pool of fuel for just a second before Ramsay was truly out of power and it fell to the floor. Light flared up, following the trail back to the van before punctuating the exit of the last of the H-10 crew.
I already gave you the whole talk about cybernetics I believe, so I'll skip that part. Conrad's personality is the sort of snarky, sarcastic sound that I like a lot- almost representative of a certain Japanese woman in another Falling Skies RP Cough@Reaper. I'm gonna assume the UEE gave Conrad a pardon for his 'crimes' when he enlisted with their military.
Urk, this is gonna take some fact checking of my own- because I'm terrible with dates, and I've probably retconned this like half a dozen times, but I'm pretty sure the date of the siege of Cerol is 2899, towards the very end of the 29th century. - and while I had originally written the war as starting at the start of the 29th century... 100 years of war with very little military development sounds a bit... far fetched... so I'll say the war's been going on for at least 20-30 years, long enough that an entire generation has been born into an era of war, and the UEE have had enough time to start developing and mass producing MAS of their own.
Thats a very long round-about way of me saying, Conrad has probably been born into the galaxy in a state of war. That might mess around with your first paragraph in your history.
Other then that, maybe give Conrad a PDW or sidearm besides the flaregun.
Timelines and me don't get along too well, but I'll take another look at that backstory and see what I can do about it. Honestly, I was thinking of making it a running gag with Conrad that his cybernetic fingers were just a bit too big to fit in trigger grips, especially since he's got the whole 6 million dollar man thing going for him already, but I'll toss a Bullhamer in with him.
Baron smiled when the Pit started to levitate at Cassandra's will. "By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." He said in a sing-song voice, rather amused, as he turned his attention once again to their goal. The fingers of Baron's good hand flexed as their adversary emerged from the blizzard -a massive golem of ice and snow wading through the buffet of airborne snow. In the center of the creature was a dark mass that instantly caught his eye. Though his first instinct was to strike hard at this center, he was a bit distracted in watching his teammates onslaught against the monolithic beast.
"Lock and load. Hunt's on." Was the battle cry of Jaklo as he sprinted at the beast, opening a barrage of quite literal fire on it. Baron was almost impressed with the results of his attack, until he saw that the golem almost instantly regenerated the damage. Barons thoughts wandered to something he had been reading about in years past -mountain trolls living in the Alps known for their regenerative capabilities and brute force. He dismissed the thought as he further remembered the passage he had read -regenerative properties nullified by fire and acid. He remembered, disproving the hypothesis. His eyes narrowed, searching the battlefield. His limbs screamed at him, urging him to take action rather than wait.
Baron turned to watch Drake's assault, eyebrow raising as he stared. "Perhaps not entirely useless." He thought to himself as he watched a ten foot tall lizard-man replace the man. Still, Drake was dwarfed by the golem -it was truly doubtful that the wannabe dragon would do any lasting damage even with the massive ax. But hey, goddamn if it wouldn't be funny to watch midget godzilla get punted into next week by the icy monstrosity. He turned to comment on the rather hilarious image to Mithias, only to notice he was gone. His eyes narrowed as he searched for the vampire -had he abandoned them? He finally found the vampire, on a vantage point staring intensely at the black center of the golem. "Well, great minds..." Baron thought, as his legs bent ever so slightly, and he got into a fighting stance.
He glanced back at Cassandra, hearing a bit of commotion, rather eager to see what it is that her little pot could do. He almost ducked instinctively when he saw the massive sphere of flame emerge from the cauldron -he instead settled for taking a couple tentative steps away from the cauldron. He tracked the ball intently as it soared at the icy golem, resulting in exactly what he expected -nothing lasting. He chuckled at the meager attack before he stopped rather suddenly. The swirling column of black haze seemed to be working against the swirling blizzard that raged around them and Baron's stood confused for a moment before he realized the ingenuity. No real way to tell if it was actually going to work, but it certainly made sense. He admired the quick thinking, though he personally believed it was far more likely that they would have to target the black center of the giant.
Baron was proved wrong rather quickly by the ice giants fight with Jaklo and Drake. When he saw the arm fail to regrow, he smirked, surprised at how effective the Pit really had been for such an inelegantly named artifact. The smirk faded when he saw the ice giant begin to charge at Cassandra and her cauldron -and by extension Baron himself. "Ah, for the love of... Somebody hit the black thing already!" He shouted as he and his tentacles braced themselves as if for impact. Of course, though lazy, he was no hypocrite. His tentacles moved rigidly behind him, spreading out like wings. The mass of writhing appendages was a matte black metal, orange light peeking out through cracks.
Baron began walking at the ice giant to intercept his charge, slowly breaking into a run. With a flourish, he pulled out his sword and pointed the tip directly at the giant. Orange light sprung from the tip in a narrow beam, enveloping the ice golem in a pulsing glow. "Oh, you're not gonna like this part." Baron said confidently as he sprung from the ground. Magically strengthened, his muscles propelled him skyward up to the core of the giants chest. With a force rivalling that of a gunshot, he stabbed the blade at the black core of the ice golem. The blade of his sword shone with orange energy as it struck, a second attack of the same power springing from the air at the same target. At the same time, the pulsing energy that surrounded the golem detonated, amplifying his attacks again twofold so the simple stab with his sword hit with force more akin to being rammed by a truck. A truck with a sword attached to the front, of course.
I count 6 interested players so far (one in PM) and this has been up less then a day. I will not be able to make a main thread for this RP until next Wednesday due to real life stuff, but I will continue to add more info here.
Added the list of magical classes available. If you think a type of magic is missing or not correctly represented then please feel free to bring it up. The more verity variety the better.
Note: There may be a reason a type of magic is missing, Demonology and healing for instance. Healing is a result, not classification, and several types of magic can heal in different ways. Demons on the other hand don't exist, or at the very least can't be summoned. Many Magic users create what they want to believe are demons, but no one has any kind of magic that can connect to any other realms or dimensions, whether they exist or not. Bringing the dead back to life is also impossible. No one really knows why.
Next, Some answers:
For those who wish to help Co-GM, Please PM me and @Pikmin Eye. He has (finally) officially agreed to help co-host this with me. He has already put in some effort on this. We are friends in real life and have spent some time discussing this RP, and he knows most of the source material I'll be pulling many of the spells themselves from as well as, or better, then I do.
As a Co-GM you will be responsible for a couple of teachers, each of which is in charge of multiple classes. Due to the size of the school (no more then ~300 students at a time, 200 or so of which are newcomers,) teachers don't always have things to do, some of your teachers won't be doing anything other then an occasional appearance.
Only I and the Co-host will control teachers or senior students. All player characters will start the RP ten minutes before the letter teleports you. Of course you can back-story in your first post, or lead up to the moment, but they will be a new student.
If any of you have more questions, feel free to ask.
Speaking of questions... @R31GN Are you interested in playing as well?
Nah, just kinda wanted to see if Collage was really a typo or not. Collage of Magic -now that's interesting as hell.
It's interesting to notice that no one has gone for the kill yet on Knuckles and Pyschic Hipster. I mean they're getting attacked by wasps, Trigger punched one of them I think, and they aren't feeling good. But still. ^^
;)
Ramsay ain't got time for those murder shenanigans. He's got pills to pop and AutoMachs to nuke
Heyo! So I'm [color=gold]R31GN[/color], a nickname I picked up when a director [s]fucked[/s] up the pronunciation of my name big-time, in cringelord L337 speak so I can use it as a username wherever I go. I originally started RPing on the PlanetMinecraft Forums because... I was a cringey weeb piece of [s]shit[/s]? Stopped that after a [s]dickload[/s] of drama ([s]Fuck[/s] you, BlackFTW/SilentAero. You're a [s]prick[/s].), started RPing again here awhile ago, but stopped for some reason that honestly escapes me. Came back here again just recently to improve my writing skills in my free time.
As such, I exclusively deal in [color=red]Advanced[/color] nowadays, though I might be tempted into [color=orangered]High-Casual[/color]. I'm into about any homegrown setting, but those taking place in an existing universe (Star Wars, Warcraft, Warhammer 4K, etc.) are a turn off for me. Not to say I'm instantly opposed, I'm just far more likely to be critical.
I am an avid stalker of Polyphemus ever since my last account here, mostly because we shar(ed?) a lot of common interest and ended up being in quite a few RP's together. Also he's a sexy hunk of man meat, mmm mmm.
I dig gritty [s]shit[/s], I dig superheroes, and I dig fantasy [s]shit[/s].
I have an irrational hatred of all things anime/mango/whatever. Not jokingly.
I don't do 1X1 [s]shit[/s], not since the Dark Island incident [sup]tm[/sup].
I sexually identify as Tucker from [color=red]Red[/color] vs [color=blue]Blue[/color], my pronouns are [color=turquoise]Bow/Chicka/Wowwowself[/color]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Heyo! So I'm <font color="gold">R31GN</font>, a nickname I picked up when a director <span class="bb-s">fucked</span> up the pronunciation of my name big-time, in cringelord L337 speak so I can use it as a username wherever I go. I originally started RPing on the PlanetMinecraft Forums because... I was a cringey weeb piece of <span class="bb-s">shit</span>? Stopped that after a <span class="bb-s">dickload</span> of drama (<span class="bb-s">Fuck</span> you, BlackFTW/SilentAero. You're a <span class="bb-s">prick</span>.), started RPing again here awhile ago, but stopped for some reason that honestly escapes me. Came back here again just recently to improve my writing skills in my free time. <br><br>As such, I exclusively deal in <font color="red">Advanced</font> nowadays, though I might be tempted into <font color="orangered">High-Casual</font>. I'm into about any homegrown setting, but those taking place in an existing universe (Star Wars, Warcraft, Warhammer 4K, etc.) are a turn off for me. Not to say I'm instantly opposed, I'm just far more likely to be critical. <br><br>I am an avid stalker of Polyphemus ever since my last account here, mostly because we shar(ed?) a lot of common interest and ended up being in quite a few RP's together. Also he's a sexy hunk of man meat, mmm mmm. <br><br>I dig gritty <span class="bb-s">shit</span>, I dig superheroes, and I dig fantasy <span class="bb-s">shit</span>. <br><br>I have an irrational hatred of all things anime/mango/whatever. Not jokingly. <br><br>I don't do 1X1 <span class="bb-s">shit</span>, not since the Dark Island incident <sup>tm</sup>.<br><br>I sexually identify as Tucker from <font color="red">Red</font> vs <font color="blue">Blue</font>, my pronouns are <font color="turquoise">Bow/Chicka/Wowwowself</font></div>