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Current "You don't get be surprised then" -Eso, 2016
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Don't forget the golden rule of comedy, everyone. Random =/= Funny.
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Instant demonic didgeridoo -SH4DOW 2K16

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Heyo! So I'm R31GN, a nickname I picked up when a director fucked up the pronunciation of my name big-time, in cringelord L337 speak so I can use it as a username wherever I go. I originally started RPing on the PlanetMinecraft Forums because... I was a cringey weeb piece of shit? Stopped that after a dickload of drama (Fuck you, BlackFTW/SilentAero. You're a prick.), started RPing again here awhile ago, but stopped for some reason that honestly escapes me. Came back here again just recently to improve my writing skills in my free time.

As such, I exclusively deal in Advanced nowadays, though I might be tempted into High-Casual. I'm into about any homegrown setting, but those taking place in an existing universe (Star Wars, Warcraft, Warhammer 4K, etc.) are a turn off for me. Not to say I'm instantly opposed, I'm just far more likely to be critical.

I am an avid stalker of Polyphemus ever since my last account here, mostly because we shar(ed?) a lot of common interest and ended up being in quite a few RP's together. Also he's a sexy hunk of man meat, mmm mmm.

I dig gritty shit, I dig superheroes, and I dig fantasy shit.

I have an irrational hatred of all things anime/mango/whatever. Not jokingly.

I don't do 1X1 shit, not since the Dark Island incident tm.

I sexually identify as Tucker from Red vs Blue, my pronouns are Bow/Chicka/Wowwowself

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Baron smiled, happiness a symptom of their success in the battle. Defeating the golem and securing the mage behind it -no better result could be expected. Of course, he doubted the golem had been of the young mages own design -something like that was far out of the league of a mere child. Though he had his suspicions, better to leave the exact details to the investigation team who had hopefully found something worthwhile of their own in their search. Though the mood was grim, Baron smirked slightly as he heard Jaklo speaking from his highly injured state "Gottem, coach..." Baron turned to Drake, who had inquired about the hunters consciousness.

"On a hunch, I'm going to say yes." He said, voice edged with scorn. In a more serious tone, he continued. "Though I suppose the more pressing matter would be if he's going to survive." He said, gesturing to the ever growing pool of blood beneath him. Losing more blood in fifteen minutes than most do in a year couldn't be good for the man. Before he could suggest any action be taken to save Jaklo's life, Mithias made his way back. Though his status as a vampire hadn't concerned Baron in the least, the reassurance that he wasn't going to eat Jaklo didn't hurt either.

"I'm sorry about your fox and weasel." The vampire said, a cookie cutter statement of grief.

"Don't be. They'll survive." Baron responded with a wave of the hand. "They'll lick their wounds and pout for awhile, but they'll survive." He said derisively. With that, he seemed to remember the presence of his wolf, and waved a hand to it. The arcane beast howled, before disappearing in a wave of blue light and smoke. Baron cocked his head as Mithias continued.

"The young man is no longer a threat. We should take him back to the office. Speaking of which, does anyone have a portal out of this cold, damp place?"

Baron considered for a moment, trying to come up with a suitable transport back, before he was interrupted by the calm falling over the area. As the snowfall ceased, he turned to the young mage, and spat out a string of curses, some in English, some in his native language. He threw his cane to the ground, before straightening up to acknowledge the arrival of Kelvin and Seph. Seph's words were as lackluster as Baron had come to expect of the man -no words of encouragement, no pat on the back. Just mundane words. Baron looked back to the rest of the team, eying Jaklo especially. Though he cringed when Mithias picked up the hunter bodily -for the possible internal damage from such antics could be catastrophic, he didn't say anything, for it was likely the fastest way to move him through the portal to somewhere he could get treatment.

Baron bent down to pick up his cane, feeling a deep ache in his bones as he straightened up. He sighed, limping through the portal back to the offices. "Good work, team, really. I don't know about you guys but I could definitely use a little warmth in my belly." Said Max upon his arrival back into the offices, offering glasses of some foul smelling drink. Foul smelling, but Baron gladly accepted -he needed a drink after that ordeal. He raised his glass to the almost fake sounding toast from the ever-cheesy Max, agreeing with the sincere sentiment behind the movement nonetheless.

As Baron threw the plum brandy down his throat, he took note of Atlas' hasty retreat from the office. He almost reached out to the vampire with an inquiry, but thought better of it. Very likely that he had something far more important to be doing than answering endless questions. So he turned back to the odious drink clutched precariously in his clumsy metallic arm.

When Coal spoke up, Baron turned, surprised -he had almost forgot their next-to-newest recruit.

“Where are my juice and crackers?”

The comment was amusing enough, and almost made Baron smile. But, the witch-kid's next comment dashed any hope of a smirk from Baron's visage. "Pretty fun mission, right?"

"Jaklo being critically injured, a powerful demon escaping before we can get any real information, and an innocent mage being killed. Remind me again which part of that was 'pretty fun'?" Baron asked, voice straining to hide any emotion. His good hand gripped the table on which he leaned with white knuckles.
Baron watched as the vampire rather elegantly evaded the giants punch. Apparently no help had been necessary. Surprising agility from someone who had, previously, shown nothing of the sort, though. Then again, one doesn't live through over seven centuries without something up their sleeves. Baron smiled approvingly as Mithias again resorted to peace, attempting to get the boy to surrender. Obviously the attempt wouldn't work, as shown by the previous ploys of parley. When the golem flexed and bristled with hundreds of icy spikes that gleamed like a bad lens flare, Baron cringed for Mithias' sake, in a manner similar to that of a sports fan when their favorite team misses a shot horribly.

Baron paced around, staying well within Cassandra's protective ward as he watched Jaklo mount another assault on the golem. After a long hard fight, it appeared that the icy monolith had been worn down enough to fall to this final onslaught. Jaklo's blood spilling across the ground marked that the golem's fall was not a minute too soon. Continuing the fight with a wounded comrade would've ended in almost certain death for the poor hunter.

With slow, calculated movements, Baron strolled forward alongside Cassandra and The Pit as they moved closer to the fallen hunter. As the witch knelt to pull some form of healing-voodoo-somethingorother on Jaklo, Baron glanced around with a casual expression on his face, but a stern glare in his eyes. His pet weasel and fox, having sacrificed themselves to the golem's fist, were gone -nothing but a static cloud of energy left from the explosion. The wolf, however, survived. It limped through the air as though injured, and arcane energy was pouring out from empty wounds like steam from a broken pipe. Baron gave it a whistle, before vaguely gesturing to the now inactive golem. The wolf whined, but plodded over nonetheless.

When Drake chose to manhandle the boy from his suit of armor, Baron intervened. The wolf's spectral fur bristled as it growled up at Drake, teeth bared. "Put him down, Drake. Mon dieu, what are you thinking?" Though Baron strutted closer to Drake as he commanded the massive lizard-man, he never strayed far from the Pit. He raised his good arm, and chanted a short incantation as he pointed to the unmoving mage. Runes of blue energy encircled the near-corpse of a boy as Baron's warming charm was transferred to his body.

"Look at him, for Gods sake. He's done. We don't need to kill him, you brutish bastard." Baron said, body racked with shivering. He hugged his right arm tight to his body as he felt the cold sting of the air penetrate his clothes. He looked down on Drake as best he could, considering the size difference, hoping that his tone of voice would be enough to impose his will on the dragon-like creature.
So combat team is done with posting order, yeah? I'm good to go loco?
Weak post today, posting this from my phone. Forgot until today that I'm busy for the next week-ish and I'll have very limited time for this RP whatnots. All else fails and you really need me, just assume Baron sits on the back line, makes snide comments, and judges people
After his surprisingly ineffective attack on the golem, Baron hit the ground with an inelegant roll, displacing his bionic arm. Moved away from the joint, the piece of robotic equipment hung limp at his side, still clutching the cane tightly. When the golem began spawning smaller minions, Baron found the presence of mind to retreat towards the brunt of his group.

He gave a grim look to Mithias as he jogged by the vampire who apparently found it more prudent to make a phone call than actually assist in the fight. Shrugging as he made his way back to the Pit, a rather nice sanctuary. Even nicer a sanctuary after Cassandra cast her spell and erected wards around the area. He frowned as she recited her incantation. "That's right, stop them with the power of rhymes." He said, chuckling slightly. His eyes danced with glee as he watched the miniature golems bounce uselessly off of the flaming wards.

His eyes shifted across the battlefield, from Drake's all too happy onslaught to Mithias'... what was it that vampire was up to? At some point, it was hard to tell when, the vampire had made his way to the protective wards as well, still conversing on the phone. Baron didn't listen too carefully to the man, as he himself was busy formulating a plan. The plotting was interrupted as Mithias described their enemy as 'a kid in a suit', then proceeded to decide the best plan was to 'seduce' it. Perhaps the words had taken on new meaning since Baron's time?

Baron shifted his bionic arm back into place as he watched Mithias be faced with a brutal attack from all ends. Death by a thousand cuts to one end, death by train wreck to another. "I can't believe he thought that would work..." Baron chided, taking action nonetheless. His tentacles flared out from behind him, sporting orange and blue glow from the interior. Though they shone far more brightly than the beginning of the day, they moved more erratically and flickered in and out of existence with much more frequency.

As soon as the golem pulled back his arm for a monster of a hook, Baron raised his sword and let loose a loud whistle. His tentacles exploded with light -in their place stood a trio of ghostly figures that glowed with arcane energy. A wolf, fox, and weasel, each pulsing with blue, purple, and orange light respectively. Not hesitating, the ethereal animals leapt into action, charging down the golem. The wolf plowed through as many of the miniature golems as it could before taking too much damage and exlopding in a burst of uncontrolled energy within their midst. The fox and weasel charged on, weaving just around Mithias to leap directly at the fist of the golem to take the blow in his place.
Shame Baron doesn't know Icelandic, and is terrible at speaking backwards. That'd make this post quite a bit easier for everyone except the weeb.
Edit: or Hebrew, but at least that one isn't backwards


@Polyphemus@fdeviant@Wraithblade6@shinigami94@dragonmancer@HeirloomRoses@Austronaut@Witch Cat@AdobeFlash@R31GN

Quick survey: As some of you might have read Jaklo has a Rage Function of some sort, but I never really cleared up what it could do.

Basically he gets a fair bit more powerful when he is pissed off, and I want to hear people's thoughts on balancing it as I'm likely going to use it by the end of the golem fight. The upfront obvious balance points are he's entirely unstable at that point going more off adrenaline and rage than logic. In a sense you could say at the highest end he's going feral. I don't really have a cap on his current increase in abilities (something I'd like to hear from you guys), so I really can't say for certain just how much better he might be. In my head he's outpacing most world renowned athletes. He's probably far more durable at this point too making up for his normal squishiness.

I jsut really feel like I need input for balancing as Jaklo is not meant to be a really op character like Seph or Markiel who are masters of the craft trained since they were kids etc. etc.


Well in terms of balancing, that sounds okay, considering you were okay with Baron outpacing the highest level athletes by default when he's orange-d up.
Mighty interested, myself
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