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Current I just force Bork or Shiva to RP when I need a GM.
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I think the main thing with any IC is a good pitch, I've joined plenty of RPs because the pitch was good (but rarely do I care about how pretty the thread is).
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Some questions are just curve balls though. Traditionally the answer to "Do you support white supremacy?" is an easy no, unless you're either an idiot or racist or probably both.
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@Rapid Reader She looks great so far! Once I can look at the complete thing, I'll hit you with that weird relic. I've got some ideas so far.


My body/brain are ready for some weird relic (updated my sheet again).

Updated my first post, will most likely edit it tomorrow and add the requested moments.
Ada emerged into the gas station proper from the Stockrooms, where she had meticulously hidden her sword amongst the dry goods. She felt naked without her sword on her hip, but she did not wish to anger Management. They had sent out several memos explaining that employees were in fact not permitted to carry out the solemn duties of their shift while wielding fully automatic rifles or battle axes. Customers had complained. Management had been angered. Grave policies had been etched in stone and she had been temporarily disarmed by a pen wielding lawyer.

She knew the workings of the strange clock that Management had seen fit to install. The clock could only generously be described as keeping an accurate count of time and Ada had begun to suspect that through some eldritch magic the clock revolved more slowly when an employee looking at it was on the clock and more rapidly when an employee had not yet punched in. She often marveled at the strange, alien powers that Management seemed to command. Where other employees despaired at the strange machinations of the company, Ada saw them as a challenge. A perennial series of obstacles for her to complete and quests to surmount.

To preserve her honor, Ada had thus made sure to clock in five minutes early. No one would judge her tardy if she could help it. She would not stain her reputation with unholy stain of slothfulness.

The newly minted Stock Room clerk had only managed some fifteen paces before she was interrupted by a booming voice and the familiar visage of the Earl of Pembroke.

"Sir William," Ada said, offering a quick bow.

The ghostly figure offered his own polite bow, no small feat in his mail hauberk and gambeson, "Sir Ada, what fool notion has possessed you to discard your weapon?"

"I have not discarded my weapon, Sir William, merely stored it for the moment."

"It is unseemly for a knight to be unarmed, Sir Ada."

"My Lord, I am afraid Management has been most particular. I cannot honorably refuse their most reasonable request."

"There are dark things at work here, Sir Ada. I can sense a great danger. Men of ill-repute and habit surround you. Monsters lurk in the shadows. Your must steel your sword and heart."

"Sir, I remain as ever ready to do battle in the defense of the weak and innocent."

"Well said, Sir Ada, well said," the ghostly knight said with a smile as he faded out of view with a nod of his wise head.

"Farewell, Sir William," Ada replied with a soft smile of her own.

"Phone call?" A customer interjected as he appeared next to Ada in a flurry of grime and the smell of old Doritos.

"Sure," Ada replied with a beaming smile.

"Say," The potbellied trucker began with a confused expression that suggested to Ada he was either deep in thought or close to having a fatal stroke. "Do you happen to know where I can find a copy of Big Booty—"

Ada interrupted the customer with a polite raising of her hand. She had spotted the Assistant Manager and one of her red vested comrades in arms. She had no time to discuss pornographic magazines with a customer. He would have to navigate the binary sea of pornography on his own. Ada resisted the urge to judge the man for his illicit request and readings. While no prude, she did not think that people still sought out their smut in print. The idea of the most honorable Gas-Way company stocking their shelves with vile pornography also struck her as unlikely.

"Forgive me, dear customer, but I must go speak to the Assistant Manager. No doubt he has received word from Management," Ada muttered leaving the customer shaking his head in her wake.

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With the deft movements of a professional dancer, Ada ducked between departing customers, now sated in their lust for meat, and approached the counter where Rory and July.

"Gracious Assistant Manager, I am at your service," Ada said, placing a hand dramatically over her heart as she bowed low.

The knight turned her gaze thoughtfully over July. She had not met him before, but she thought he seemed like a Jenn. She smiled briefly at his hideous visage before returning her full attention to the angelic Assistant-Manager who's divinity she felt certain stemmed from his close relationship with Management, "Respectfully, my Lord, I ask permission to address the pest problem plaguing the parking lot. I would not wish to see our customers injured or inconvenienced by the vile creatures that hide from the light."
Here's a character of middling quality with writing appearing as I add it.

Updated: June 15th, Midday

Reading awesome posts.
Also, I really appreciate that the druggie had the most normal reaction to a disemboweled corpse out of everyone.


Lol.

I'm glad people seem to have liked Val's reaction, I didn't want to make it seem too over the top, but disemboweled corpses as you're coming down off a trip seem like a terrible way to start your Monday morning. Even more so when you're just a DIY alchemist trying to make a buck or two without dying.

Which is to say that clearly Val is the moral compass of the group.


I'd place my vote with going airborne sooner rather than later.
Val's notes:


Val had listened to the recording with a growing sense of dread. She had looked around at the others hoping to see some similar emotions, but all she had seen was professional interest. They didn't seem bothered by the bodies. They didn't seem to taste the blood pooling at the back of their throats like she did. They didn't even seem to flinch after having to listen to the phone call a second time. Val felt the sweat prickle through her pores. She felt sick. She felt afraid. She hadn't seen bodies before. Not like that. Not projected in high definition onto a wall. The desperation in the Tailor's voice was familiar, it was her own voice. His fear overwhelmed her. The terror she remembered wrapped its tendrils around her neck and began to choke her.

She straightened in her chair, her hands reaching protectively to cover her own neck, and she halfheartedly listened to the conversation that followed. While the others talked, Val engaged in a battle with her breakfast, desperately trying to remain still. She didn't want to throw up in front of the others. It seemed like poor form. Val didn't have time to think, she was busy fighting off her own nightmares. Sharp teeth leered at her from the shadows. A sweet flowery smell of doom surrounded her. Cruel promises full of love whispered out to her through her fear.

Caught in her own dark thoughts, Val only reluctantly recognized the pause in the investigative musing of her colleagues. Unwilling to be called on by Ellie, she surmised it was her turn to earn participation points. The young alchemist nodded thoughtfully as she sensed that all the eyes in the room had turned to watch her. In a feat of great dexterity, Val took off her freshly stolen sunglasses and placed them lightly on the table without so much as a tremor. She tried her best to appear as if she had been paying attention. She pretended that she had some deep insight into the murders gruesomely painted onto the wall.

"He has committed the crime who profits by it," Val began, channeling what little she remembered from Philosophy 101 and Seneca. The Stoics were cool. It was too bad they only wrote sad stories. She had no idea who or what had killed the two men. Not with any confidence at least.

Frost giants? Inuit ice demons? Murderers wielding magically frozen swords? It all sounded like a bad joke. Had she been unaffected by the drugs coursing through her system, Val was sure she would have laughed. Instead she just felt numb, any positive vibes having long since been dispelled by the gruesome scenes. She did not regret her evening of Bacchian debauchery, but she regretted the morning. Without Joanna's pleasant company, she was reminded of the dreadfulness of the world. The bodies stuck with her. Jumbles of intestine floating on the water were hard to forget.

"What's the point? Why kill some randos like this? Boredom? To send a message? An ice blade seems like an oddly distinct way to kill someone unless you just really hate using a gun. And killing people thousands of miles apart? What did the killer do, take a plane? Drive cross-country? Take the bus? Or is this some group thing? Maybe a doomsday cult trying to start a magical war? Some fucked up evokers lost to the thrill?

Val shrugged her shoulders,"Maybe Mr. Tailor and Mr. Talbot were running some energy scam and ran afoul of the Frost Giant Mafia? Has anyone looked at their bank statements?"

Satisfied that she had accomplished at least the bare minimum expected of her, Val turned to eye the elderly wizard with a carefully curated smile that sparkled with glitter that fell from her hair,"And as for the coffee, I'm afraid I can't help you there, but do let me know if you need me to make you some little blue pills for your after work activities. Old age shouldn't hold you back..."


Should have a post up tomorrow and then we'll have another round done. :)

Posted and onwards we go. :D
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