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Current I just force Bork or Shiva to RP when I need a GM.
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4 yrs ago
I think the main thing with any IC is a good pitch, I've joined plenty of RPs because the pitch was good (but rarely do I care about how pretty the thread is).
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4 yrs ago
Some questions are just curve balls though. Traditionally the answer to "Do you support white supremacy?" is an easy no, unless you're either an idiot or racist or probably both.
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Hopefully Val didn't just assault someone from law enforcement or a three letter agency over Clive's underwear...
Val stumbled off the plane with grace and composure. At least that was story she sticking with. She hoped she hadn't said too much to Eleanor. She couldn't remember much after the third glass of champagne. Her vision had mostly returned by the time she reached the baggage claim. Not that she had any luggage to claim. Travel light and travel fast, her dad had always said. He'd also told her not to come back until she had a real job. So what did he know?

Collapsing against convenient column, Val heard her phone buzzing angrily and saw Clive getting friendly with some locals. She didn't bother to check her phone. The Czech piece she had tossed into her bag, suddenly made it feel heavy. Far too heavy. Pulling a gun in an airport seemed like a singularly bad idea. Not that she had any intention of starting a gun fight. Guns were loud. And killing people was decidedly not cool. Even if they wanted the cowboy's kit. Val felt like crying. She didn't need more drama in her life. She needed coffee. She needed a doughnut. One of those fancy ones. With creme filling and sprinkles in cute shapes.

She didn't feel like dancing. Not with anyone present.

She figured cowboy could square dance his way out of trouble. The tall angry guy was lanky enough to step on so toes and she supposed Eleanor could lecture the enemy into surrendering. Val watched poser-Gandalf with some amusement, of course the party grandpa had brought a cane. She wasn't going to help him if he fell over she decided. His coffee jab still stung. She wasn't going to let it slide. He'd have to ask her before she helped him. She'd relish the moment.

The totally discreet wannabe spook that crossed in front of her and headed towards the brewing fight with a hand in his bargain bin blazer ruined Val's smug musing about the geriatric wizard.

"No," Val muttered, looking desperately around her. "No, please no. I don't want to work this early."

The universe, diverse gods, or spirits chose not to answer her desperate pleas and Val felt a rising surge of panic with each confident step the man took towards the others. There was something vaguely military about his walk. Something familiar. Something she disliked already. She didn't smell a three letter agency. No one was wearing cool suits. And cops usually loved to yell out loud that they were cops. At least before they started blasting.

Resolved to do something, Val lurched to her feet. She grabbed an unguarded cup of coffee that had been left on a seat next to her and stumbled towards the stranger. She opened the lid of the cup of coffee and tossed an al chemical ingredient inside as she power-walked after him. The coffee began to boil again. Arcane heat began to burn her hand through the paper cup. It was compost friendly Val noted with great pleasure. Not that it mattered. The poor cup would have to die for them. For Clive, the biggest and only cowboy Val had ever seen. It was a worthy sacrifice and Val knew that Sun Tzu would have been proud. She just hoped the disposable coffee cup could forgive her.

Val managed a perfectly timed stumble, tripping over an untied shoelace as she barreled into the man and sent hot coffee pouring all over his back. The cheap spook grunted in surprise as Val knocked him to the floor with her entire body. The grunt turned into a loud scream as the magically heated coffee began to burn through layers of synthetic fiber. Val offered a loud, panicked string of apologies, her shaky hands grabbing hold of the cut-rate spook's arm as she pretended to try to help him to his feet. Whatever he had in his pocket wasn't good and Val had no intention of letting him use it.

The unwelcome dance partners writhed on the floor, a mess of struggling limbs and muscles as a couple of heads turned their way. Val wasn't ready for the elbow of bargain-bin spook's free arm when it hit her in the side of her head.

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"Captain!" Fel shouted as she launched herself onto the upper deck from the darkness of the crew quarters. Several pixies wheeled away from her with annoyed shouts, but they knew better than to try to lecture the dryad. For every statement they were met with seven questions and the tiny creatures had quickly grown weary of her endless curiosity. Normal sized crew members presented a bigger problem, but Fel deftly avoided them as she raced forward. Stairs remained a mystery to the dryad and like life she preferred to take them in great, leaping bounds heedless of what awaited her on the other side.

"Captain!" Fel shouted again at the top of her lungs, completely oblivious to anything other than the tiefling captain. "Good news! I have good news, Captain. Great news even. I have consulted the acorns and it would seem that now would be an ideal time to depart."

With her feet firmly planted on the upper deck, Fel paused for a moment to listen to voices of the Wayward Maiden. The voices the others did not hear. The trees. The forest of magical trees that had built the ship. Normally Fel was against cutting down trees in order to build any thing, much less a pirate ship, but the planks seemed happy as they were. The ship buzzed with amendable arcane vibrations that left Fel humming happily as she practically danced across the deck. She felt happy. She felt at peace. She could feel the starlight touching her across the darkness of the stellar seas. She could see adventure on the horizon.

"The ship is pleased as well," Fel continued in an excited voice as she gestured towards the star. The azure robe that she had wrapped herself in danced with every exaggerated movement of her lithe limbs. Her summer's smile was contagious and full of mirth. "The Council of Planks have wisely decreed that it is high time for the ship to sail. The forest stands with you."

It was only after she had delivered her message that Fel realized the Captain was not alone. She struggled to remember the names of the other crew members. She had not had time to invent new names for them. Appropriate names. Better names. Not silly mortal names that said nothing about the person. Fae names. Names that meant something. She was excited already. The Captain had managed to hire an excellent crew. They were all very interesting which was the most important criteria for the dryad.

The voices of the ship whispered and Fel's face fell with growing panic. She had only recently learned what meetings were, but they seemed important. She wasn't sure exactly what the ship meant, the magical trees were always fond of ambiguous poetry.

"Oh no, I'm not late, am I? Was there another meeting?" Fel as she grabbed a hold of the Captain's hands. "Was there wine? I love wine. We should have some wine! Right now!"
Challenge accepted, most honorable GM.
The real question is giant rats, giant rabbits, or GIANT BADGERS!!!???

Obviously I have no particular biases.
Perhaps the greatest setting ever devised.

I've got a Path of the Insect following Cerai on the ready.

Translation: I'm working on a post-apocalyptic knight who views Buzz Bee, of Honey Nut Cheerio fame, as her patron saint and guide on her adventures to defend the week of the wall.
Clive, the ultimate diplomat?
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