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Current I just force Bork or Shiva to RP when I need a GM.
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I think the main thing with any IC is a good pitch, I've joined plenty of RPs because the pitch was good (but rarely do I care about how pretty the thread is).
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Some questions are just curve balls though. Traditionally the answer to "Do you support white supremacy?" is an easy no, unless you're either an idiot or racist or probably both.
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Anna Kerensky




"You don't fool with magic because you are very boring, Clive," Anna said with a smirk, before another wave of nausea threatened the stability of her stomach, and left her side eyeing the desecrated bucket of organs.

"Don't you know that Jesus himself was a wizard?" She added when she finally managed to stave off the urge to vomit. Teasing the Gunslinger had rapidly become a cherished hobby for the trash alchemist. Clive was the serious sort. He was serious about guns. He was serious about killing monsters. And he was serious about his beliefs, less frequently uttered as they were. Anna, frequently lost in her own arcane fueled adventures, felt his seriousness had to be challenged, lest Eleanor and Clive somehow turn the Sunday Group into the Very Serious Sunday Group.
I've been pretty slow to post, but I plan to keep my collab running with @Bork Lazer as Blade/Ragwoman NOLA combo still amuses me.

I should probably get some solo Ragwoman posts in as well! :p
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Naivara Gray
Wood Elf, Druid (Circle of the Moon), Level 3
HP: 24 / 24 Armor Class: 16 Conditions: N/A
Location: The Infamous Pear
Action: N/A
Bonus Action: N/A
Reaction: N/A

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Greatly amused by the display of magic that the newly arrived gnome had performed, Naivara cheerfully clutched her second tankard of ale and eagerly awaited the toasted rye slices with spicy smashed beans and green-marble cheese that she had excitedly requested from the illustrious Miss May. Spices were one of the things Naivara loved most about civilization, second perhaps only to her love for cinnamon buns. Uncertain of how long she would stay in civilization, Naivara was a firm believer in always expanding her pallet when given the chance.

The young druid had clapped honestly and with a broad smile when the bard, Victoria, had clapped for the gnome wizard and his display of magic. Naivara perceived there to be much hope for amusement given the composition of the party. A good show was unfortunately rare in the deep forest. Traveling bards seemed oddly reluctant to share their talents with the wild animals of the forest. A missed opportunity in Naivara's opinion. Bears were not traditionally known for their love of music, but Naivara knew from experience that with a small amount of honey and a gentle tone, even the crankiest of ursine creatures could be coxed to partake in all manner of humorous festivities. Perhaps she would discuss the matter with Victoria at some later, Naivara mused. It was a shame to deprive the forest animals of wonderful things like music.

The conversations of the party moved much too fast for her comfort and Naivara was content to simply listen, offering polite nods when she suspected it was appropriate, and soft smiles when it seemed reasonable. The party was touched by magic she concluded thoughtfully as she learned more about her new companions. She did not mind this. Magic flowed through all things. Some of it was divine, some of it was arcane, and other parts of it, the often forgotten parts, were touched by nature itself. Magic was natural, magic was good, even if magic was occasionally turned towards vile, unnatural pursuits, true magic was not tainted by such evil and base motivations.

The Sheriff, the grizzled human man that finally appeared in front of the party, looked to be the capable sort. There were signs of age in his features and composure, but Naivara did not note the slowing that she had come to expect of old humans. She watched him carefully, shifting lightly in place as she noted the grim sword and chainmail armor he wore. It was her habit to treat all strangers, especially strangers with weapons cautiously. The smell of of oiled metal and worked leather accompanied the serious looking constable. Familiar scents for those inclined to martial pursuits. However, there was another smell, something faint, something half-remembered that Naivara could not quite manage to identify.

Once more withdrawing the letter that she had mysteriously received, Naivara handed the neatly folded piece of paper to the Sheriff with a cautious smile, "Here is your letter, I am Naivara, Naivara Gray."

Content with her second exceedingly brief introduction of the day, Naivara returned to quietly studying the interesting people surrounding her.
Let's go!

Pretty much sticking to my idea from the Interest Check:

I think I shall endeavor to write a spore person, because mushrooms are cool.

A character concept I once thought about writing, but never wrote, was a collective of fungi operating as a parliamentary body in one body, so that might just be my ticket to this RP world.


Either way definitely some form of mushroom.
I think I shall endeavor to write a spore person, because mushrooms are cool.

A character concept I once thought about writing, but never wrote, was a collective of fungi operating as a parliamentary body in one body, so that might just be my ticket to this RP world.
These are all things I like, so one ticket to Urth, please.
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Naivara Gray
Race, Class (Subclass Optional), Level 3
HP: 24 / 24 Armor Class: 16 Conditions: N/A
Location: Straight out of the Forest --> Darenby -> The Infamous Pear --> Meeting Table
Action: N/A
Bonus Action: N/A
Reaction: N/A

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"Greetings, fellow travelers! Perhaps, there still remains room for another in your party? Yes? For I have come here from afar to offer my aid, as requested," Naivara interrupted, having silently approached the adventurers seated at the table. As the many eyes of the party settled on her, Naivara nervously readjusted a stray acorn that she had woven into her hair and smiled. She offered a gentle bow as she rested her right hand above her heart, "The Moon shines brightly on the hour of our meeting. Given the seriousness of our task, I am glad to see our numbers, and such promise in my new companions."

In her excitement, Naivara's speech took on an overly formal air and her words rose in the gentle way of the wood elves of the Great Eastern Forests. Naivara could feel a nervous energy within her chest. People were complicated. Conversations were difficult. She was rusty. She was so rusty. Badgers were poor conversational partners she thought with a deep pang of regret. She hoped there would be no jokes. She wasn't ready. She wasn't ready for humor. She felt out of practice. The barkeeper had not helped. He had talked much too fast. He had been far too happy. He had made many confusing jokes that Naivara had struggled to follow. She did not understand what bears had to do with hats of honey and boats of oak. Truly, she did not want to know.

The kindly proprietor of the Infamous Pear had rambled at her for the better part of a half an hour. She had tried to politely thank him for the tankard of dark ale she held between her slender hands. He had offered it to her freely, loudly shouting something about distinguished travelers and late arrivals. She had tried to escape with quick mutterings of her thanks. She had tried even harder to escape when he happily noted her elven features and launched into a long, deeply flawed retelling of the ballad Peren's Lament in Unarith, an ancient elven song telling the story of the knight-errant Ser Peren Meliamne, known as Oakenheel in the common tongue. It was an an unhappy tale, a great tragedy, concerning one of the legendary servants of the god Silvanus, the Oak Father, and his doomed quest to restore the equally ancient Forest of Imen Asari. Many elves would have thought it improper and unlucky to speak such a tragic story so readily and openly to a stranger. Naivara did not share such beliefs. She saw little to fear from innocent stories and instead much to learn. She took offense only at the many errors that littered the barkeeper's recitation and the savage butchery of every elven word or name that passed between his jovial lips.

Unwilling to wait for a reply and uncomfortable standing alone at the edge of the gathered table, Naivara moved quickly to sit down. Uncertain of the full number of the party and reluctant to deprive another of a seat, she grabbed an empty chair from a neighboring table and joined the other adventurers. She sat oddly, reposing comfortably as she draped across the chair, but clearly unused to or uninterested in the proper manner of sitting on a chair.

"I am Naivara, Naivara Gray," Naivara said with a sudden thoughtful pause, uncertain of what else to say. She preferred to say little about herself in the best of times and faced with seven fresh strangers, the young wood elf found a newfound reluctance to speak any further. Focusing on her tankard of ale, Naivara fought briefly against her natural inclinations for privacy. The people of the towns and cities were fond of conversation. They did not like silence. They did not understand slowly measured words. She did not want to appear rude, she did not want to seem uninterested, and she did not want to seem unkind. She had to say more. she had to share something. Something fitting. Something useful. Something short and simple.

"I received a letter," Naivara finally exclaimed with another soft smile, having arrived at a reasonably safe revelation. She pulled the carefully folded letter out from beneath her shirt. "A letter, a letter from Gregory Arbalest, Sheriff of Avonshire, asking for my aid in resolving matters related to... a marauding tribe of goblins."

"Although I must confess, I am not quite sure how the Sheriff's letter reached me," Naivara mused, gently waving the letter in her hand. "I am druid of the deep forest. A hermit? Yes! A hermit, as you people say. A wonderful word, it brings me much joy. Peace is a great gift when speaking to the forest. I must beg your pardon, for I have no other titles. I am a watcher of the wilderness."

Naivara took a deep breath, almost overwhelmed by the number of her own words,"Inked words on parchment. Letters. Letters generally do not travel very far beyond the roads. I do not receive many letters However, when words do reach me, by ink or raven, I do my best to help, and so here I am."

Satisfied with the extent of her conversational accomplishments, Naivara returned her chief attentions to her ale, sipping politely at the bitter liquid as she studied the other adventurers. Her features shifted with sudden dismay as she remembered the twilight that had welcomed her to the town, the number of her new companions, and the barkeeper's offhand comments about her lateness.

"Forgive me for the late hour of my arrival," she began apologetically, once more slipping into a formal rendition of the common tongue. "The unmarked paths are ever uncertain in this changing season."

In Forsaken 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Valanthe Vanatar



"You drive a hard bargain Mr. Thunder," Val said as a smile formed on her lips. Few things brought the elven woman as much pleasure as money, but money was of no value to her if it didn't make her life more comfortable or exciting.

"Three hundred is no small sum of money, however, what price can one truly put on comforts, however small they might at first seem?" Val continuing, pausing to adjust the necklace that dangled off her neck and playing idly with the brilliant sapphire affixed to the chain as she appeared to think on the matter, "Let us sweeten the deal as they say, I will pay you 500 gold for thirty days of transportation and cooking. I assure you I am a light eater, but my talents lie in another directions than cooking and a warm meal at the end of a long day does wonders for my magic."

The response of the elf caught the tabaxi by surprise. Thunder had expected her to bargain for less or even downright walk away. However she offered more in exchange for them cooking. For a moment he just stood there flabbergasted. 200 gold extra was certainly a fair reward for something that had to be done anyway.

"Cooking? As in food, right? Not methylamphetamine, I mean potions of speed or potions in general, right? 200 gold sounds reasonable for food. Just don’t expect any fancy stuff to miss. We’re on the road afterall."

"Wonderful," Val said, positively purring. "Now if you will excuse me, Mr. Thunder, I have some final business to attend to before we depart."

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A Short Time Later

Val had been losing. She had been losing for the better part of two hours. Losing was inevitable, unavoidable really, at least when one gambled for long enough, but Val still hated losing all the same. Staring at the paltry number of coins arrayed in front of her, Val frowned, blowing a stray hair out of her face with an irritated puff. She was running out of time. And worse still she was running out money. The 5,000 gold coins that Garrick had given her were now a paltry 5,00 gold coins.

The Golden Crown tavern, was anything but a royal tavern, and Val knew that if she ran out of money she was in serious trouble. Unfortunately, she was certain, quite certain that this time, Cinder was far away. Tobacco smoke surrounded her as she tried to think her way out of her latest scrap of trouble. The sounds of drunken laughter distracted her. The clink of glasses. The occasional crash of a bottle. And loud angry shouting.

Val forced a sudden smile on her face, "My friends, I am convinced that it is time for us to make this a truly interesting game."

"Ha, this game isn't interesting enough for you, elf?" the rough looking human sitting across from her asked with a sneer. The shotgun idly resting in his lap was a reminder of the sort of company that Val had found herself in.

"What do you have in mind, Miss Valanthe?" the half-elf woman sitting next to her politely interjected. Val didn't remember her name, it wasn't important, but she liked the woman's suit. It was different, very modern.

"Why, we must raise the stakes of our gambling of course," Val chirped happily.

"Beg your pardon, Miss Valanthe," the well-dressed half-elf woman said, somewhat, but not completely apologetically. Val knew a real villain when she saw one. It was a poor luck of the draw for the others that she was a far superior villain when it came to gambling.

"5,000 gold coins."

"5,000 gold coins," the final player, a young gnome dressed in the manner of a traveling salesman repeated with a low whistle.

"Generously, you have perhaps, 500 gold coins remaining," the half-elf said with another half-hearted smile.

"In coin, perhaps," Val began, placing the gold and sapphire necklace onto the table. "However, this amulet is worth far more. I couldn't bear to put a price on a family heirloom like this, but I would expect you could get close to 10,000 gold coins for it, were you to find the right buyer, of course."

"There might be other ways for you to pay off any of your debts, elf," the rough human jeered, cruelty unhidden in his dark eyes.

"Mr. Thompson," Val said, anger apparent in all of her being. "This once, just this once, I will allow your brutish, disgusting statement to go unpunished. However, speak to me like that again, and I will bury you beneath such an unholy tornado of hellfire that there won't even be enough ashes left for them to bury."

A spark of flame danced in her hand as she spoke, rising rapidly towards the ceiling as Val channeled more magic into her illusion.

Eyes wide in panic, the gnome punched the shoulder of the rough looking human, "Miss Valanthe! Please, I beg you remain calm! Earl was merely joking. In his crude fashion. He meant no harm! Did you, Earl?"

"Of course not," Earl replied, muttering a low curse, his hand resting on his shotgun. "A man can't even make a joke anymore without some upstart wizard threatening to burn him alive."

"All in," Val said, shoving her necklace and all of her gold coins into the middle of the table. The other players eyed her with a mixture of emotions. The brutish human seemed to be laughing at her. The half-elf woman had a nervous smile plastered on her features. The young gnome had a foolish, excited grin as he shuffled the cards and handed them out. All pushed the gold coins and trinkets they had left into the center of the table.

Waiting patiently, Val resisted the urge to tear her cards off the table. Her hand had already been dealt. Her fate was set. Destiny awaited and there was no way to escape it. She felt calm. She felt ready. She felt ready to win more money. She watched the other players eagerly, a smile on her face, almost seeming to suggest she knew something that they did not.

"Four of a kind!" The half-elf woman said gleefully, slapping her cards onto the table and revealing four Queens.

"U- Um...three of kind," the gnome said, choking as he showed three nines, a four, and a two. Val could tell he had never lost that much money before. Risk was unavoidable in gambling and she considered that perhaps he had learned a useful lesson.

"Straight," the brute of a human said angrily, practically throwing his hand onto the table. Val was pleased to see him lose. She hated him already.

All three pairs of eyes turned towards her as Val softly smiled. She nodded politely at each of the other players, before she placed her cards face up on the table.

Val gets lucky.

"Straight flush," Val said as the half-elf let out a loud gasp.

"The 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 of Spades, Val said gesturing dramatically over her cards.

"Fuck," the half-elf muttered and Val could finally see cracks forming in her performance.

"Well, my friends, it has been a true pleasure, but I am afraid I have a dinner to attend," Val said, breaking the silence that had overcome her fellow gamblers.

Laughing cheerfully as she rose, Val shoved the 10,000 gold coins and some change into a thick coin purse. Walking with quick strides she stepped out of the tavern and hailed a nearby carriage before the other players could notice the illusions that she had woven over the card table.

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[i]Even Later[i]

Arriving back at the Garrick estate, Val greeted Garrick's butler with a fresh smile.

"Why Haldir, how wonderful to see you again."

"You as well, Miss Valanthe. I take it your business in the township went well?"

"Oh, exceedingly so, Haldir, I cannot express my satisfaction with how matters unfolded."

"I would expect no less for a wizard as talent and...beautiful as you Miss Valanthe."

"You are too kind, Haldir," Val said with an overly theatrical laughter, sweetened beyond all reproach. Taking hold of the half-elf's arm she pointed towards the mansion. "Now Haldir, if you please, escort me to the dinning room, I am positively famished, and I suspect this will be the last meal of note that I shall enjoy for quite some time."
I had fun writing this character sheet, so hopefully it's not bad.

I think the actual character sheet should be correct, but I'm happy to make any necessary changes.



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