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Current Can the mods mute this guy? Why is it every day he can just spam the status bar with drivel, isn't this like against the rules?
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5 yrs ago
Lube it up and put it back in!
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Nutsack honor code thats why.
Elron A. Prescott


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With the fight raging on in the diner things seemed pretty quiet and awesome out here in the back alley, until Odessa started getting weird-flirty with Stacey. Poor Stacey he had been bullied all night, a smokey thing wanted to eat him and now this vicious vixen wanted to sink her teeth into whatever the poor kid was packing. "Why the hell are you acting so weird?" He said to Odessa who explained Stacey's megre and future fate of being a soulless souly boy who would lose his body to the big smokey one. She was all like raaawr, pratically purring to a taste of his juicy little soul. Elron squinted at her like she was some kind of mysterious occultists, Stacey to his back he made sure the minx woulden't catch her pray.

"Let's go, your weird love games can wait woman."

They started to make their way out to the street, Elron coulden't notice that the woman wasen't exhaling in cold breathes and that her body was whisking away any snow that was below her feet. He didn't dare say anything out of risk of being smited by some kind of eldtrich horror or cultists overgod. Who was Odessa? She was just ironically 'hot' so hot that she would melt he snow, Elron has good tastes and women and besides her body defying the mysterious winter some theroies started to circulate through his head. Before he could conclude on what the most likely one Odessa was she was tossed down the street by magnifence force!

"Shit!"

He exclaimed moving back as both smoke boy and Penny and Zoey (who survived thank the stars) appeared and began to duel it out.

“If you’re going to start running, do it directly away from me. Don't fuck this up,”

Elron didn't take the hint for something cryptic as he began to take off with Stacey who later had to check on his god damn guitar, he held his right hand over his Sig incase he had to draw it and direct the smokey-ones attention away from them before he packed up his guitar and moved along. Now's not the time for this he thought, then it was all over. BOOM! The ghost of many smokey ghosts was defeated, Stacey was already ahead of him when he called out the all clear. He started to walk his sorry ass back to the group, the threat was gone and everyone was safe.

For now.
@Ghost Note Amended (while sober) please let me know if there's outstanding issues.

Welcome to the gay.
Elron A. Prescott


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Elron haden't run like this for a while, it isn't usual you are finding yourself on the turn tail to run away from horror. Well unless you're afflicted you're facing it, maybe that's why Penny stood her ground? He's glad someone did follow him, ironically it was Stacey who he had misjudgingly berated just a few minutes prior. Funny how life works like that he ran into the back where the Kitchen was the whole place looked clean and barely used like people use to work here but never showed up but the janitor was like still on call. Yea, on call. With Stacey at the back he got to the fire door as he closed the ground to the elusive exit.

"Incorporeal being, not sure of this one's function but it looks like it wants someone as a snack. Nothing my skill set can do, I'm not afflicted. Best we can do is run, maybe lose it but enough talk. He kicked open the fire door as it swung open with a woosh he stepped out quickly into the dark alleyway that connected to the side of the diner like a umbicilal cord to a baby. He held the door open so Stacey could run out and hopefully anymore college-aged women that decided to come out the back. Though in reality he'd only be waiting about 20-30 seconds then he was going to start running with Stacey.

His mind went back to Penny, that bitch. She was tough like an old man serving a life sentence, she'd survive and then they'd back to square one maybe with a dash of infighting once again.
I'm in!
Elron A. Prescott


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The music was starting to die among the group as the jukebox started to finish up The Killers song - oh well. His speech didn't seem to rouse the group at all infact it seemed to enrage Zoey who revealed herself to be the smartest one/cockiest one. He wasen't going to turn down her offer but he was hoping the rest of the bar was going to get up and follow them, he doubted that Zoey would be able to defeat Eldtrich shifters, skin walkers and other creatures of the other world as easily as she displayed herself with her flickering confidence. Just moments ago she looked like she had been on a bad acid trip or had finally realized that she was fucked. It didn't matter his speech worked in some way, people listended maybe they didn't like the kool-aid he poured which was fine he didn't like it either but the irony of the situation was the group would stand a better chance against hell's finest together than divided.

"Sure, I never said I woulden't go. I just hope everyone comes along aswell." He said blowing smoke out from his nostrils his eyes trained on Penny who was his biggest detractor at the moment. He was expecting her to say something stupid or funny & stupid but before any snark could come from those lucioous lips of her some holy-shit level stuff happended as a big black smoke ball with big appendages broke into the bar, it took a moment or too for the smoke to clear but that's what it fucking was. He didn't even hear Odessa's warning as it barged in, thankfully he wasen't right at the door but he threw himself back at the encounter.

Elron had never seen a smokey boy like this before, admittedly he didn't fight incorpeal beings that was the job of The Afflicted and Prophets. He didn't want to get nommed on, he just got here but it looked like it was going for poor Stacey. Poor girl.. or guy. Elron was conflicted but there was no time for fuckery, he jumped over the counter behind the bar quickly grabbing his badge.

Yoink

The Eye of Providence was closed, he didn't know why he had missed that when he gave it to Odessa. "We have to go, there's a exit out the back!" He said as he started moving towards the kitchen but hesistant if anyone would actually follow him.
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