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The Hollow Tap


Marco closed the door and pressed his head against it. “Shit,” he thought to himself. His princess powers were on full display, and he had to debrief the civilian, and then walk home in this outfit through the South Side. There was a new season of his favorite game coming out in an hour or so as well so the longer this took the less time he would have today to game. He would have to be quick. Vin would help with this. They could good cop, bad cop this civilian. He looked towards Vin and gave them a wink.

Marco turned around and placed his hands on his hip, and accidentally flexed his pec muscles right towards Paloma causing them to dance. “We’re not going to be long, we just want to know what you know. Listen, we’re all friends here after that messed up situation, right?”

Friends? Paloma thought the two of them being friends was a great starting point just as long as they didn’t get stuck there. It was a bit difficult to respond with her being unable to close her mouth , so she just nodded. Yes, they were all friends here. Well, Vin was technically now her minion, but she was an amiable overlord.

”Speak for yourself, sparkly asshole,” Vin rolled their eyes at him. Friends? As if. They didn’t get the hint from the wink… but thankfully for Marco, they were naturally a bad cop. ”Getting my leg torn off didn’t make me feel any fucking friendlier.”

They tilted their head back to look down at Paloma, eyes narrowing. The heels actually made it easier, seeing as they were barely an inch taller than her… didn’t make the outfit any better. It did fit their body well. The short skirt was flattering, showing off curves they normally kept hidden- aside from the days they felt feminine and wore skirts of similar lengths. But then it was a choice. They folded their arms across their chest. The lithe but well defined muscles of their forearms flexed as their fists clenched.

”What the fuck did you want with David Smith that was so important you shoved yourself into a dangerous situation? I think I deserve a fucking explanation after I risked my ass holding back on that thing.”

Paloma was finally able to close her mouth as Vin’s insistence for an explanation made her grimace, her head retreating back into her body like a turtle into its shell as Vin stared down at her. Vin was right, they totally did deserve an explanation–in private. Not that Marco would rat her out or anything, after all they were now friends, but who knew if the room was bugged or if that wall overthere was secretly a very high-tech, very well-hidden one-way mirror. Once they were out of here she would totally dish, and hopefully in return Vin would tell Paloma their arm routine.

“But I already told you earlier, Vin,” said Paloma. She paused, at first seemingly for dramatic effect, and then because she had forgotten what lame excuse she’d given Vin and the others earlier when they’d asked what she was doing getting involved in their business. Stupid, sexy arms. Stupid, jealousy inducing pecs. Paloma blinked rapidly. No, wait, something got flipped around there. Whatev–oh, right, that’s what she had said!

“I’m his neighbor?” she said, unintentionally making it sound like a question as she raised an eyebrow and gave a smarmy smile. Yeah, nobody would buy that. Paloma quickly waved her hands in front of her, trying to erase the shit lie. “What I meant is, I was his neighbor. Before. In the past. Just happened to be in the area and decided to drop off some leftover cupcakes from work.”

Paloma snapped her head towards Marco with such speed it was a surprise she didn’t break her neck on the spot, “I work at the hospital. GSN. Is that the one you’re at?”

“I work at the….” Marco sighed as he knew what would follow this revelation, “at the children’s hospital. Cloverfield Children’s,” he paused as he smiled, “I do a week straight at the hospital and then I work down in the clinic over on broad street.”

Fuck those kids! Paloma twisted the narrowing of her eyes into the batting of her eyelashes.

“I have so much respect for pediatricians. I actually work with children myself sometimes,” she said. Technically true. She sometimes cleaned their rooms. “ But wow, it sounds like you’re so busy. I’ve never done a week straight. Do you have to work today? When do you have time off?”

”Oy,” Vin cut through her questioning, eyes narrowing. They didn't believe that she'd been his neighbour for one moment- who was so insistent on giving a neighbour a cupcake they'd push through gang members? And offer said cupcake to them to talk to him? But… for once, they thought about it. They'd offered to help, she'd accepted. So she'd have to tell them. It'd be easier for them to intimidate her when Mr. Sexy Chest wasn't around. ”You ain't here to ask him on a date. Or ask the questions at all.”

They decided to change tactic slightly. ”You talked as if you knew what that thing was? How?”

”I'm a dungeon master. Do you play?’ asked Paloma.

A… dungeon master? Like, BDSM kind of shit? She had a sex dungeon she was the master of? Her. Vin tilted their head. ”No. Y'think just cause I'm in a gang I'm into that kinda kinky shit?”

“Oh Vin, no,” Marco mustered the courage to say despite his desire to laugh, “she means dungeons and dragons. How did that help you know what that thing was?”

Dungeons and dragons? Vin wasn’t any less confused. So she enjoyed domination dragons?

”I mean, they're a pretty common monster in most of the modules I run. Everything else I’d read from the monster manual. I have the book in my room. I can show it to you later,” said Paloma with a wink. She didn't mean the book. She gestured at Marco’s sailor scout uniform. “Obviously you're into cosplay. Do you also like to roleplay?”

“Cosplay? Roleplay,” Marco stammered out as he looked down at his princess fit, “I do like larping so yes. That’s what you were asking when talking about roleplay, right Paloma?”

No, that wasn’t what Paloma was talking about at all. Paloma had shifted her eyes away from Marco the moment he mentioned LARPing and locked gazes with Vin, passing on an icy look of condescension. Strike one.

“Not exactly, but I supposed it counts. I never LARPed before. I’m strictly tabletop. What do you like about it?” asked Paloma. As long as Marco wasn’t just into it so he could beat the shit out of someone with a fake sword then perhaps she could restrain her judgment.

“Oh, what’s not to like? The costumes, the socialization, the drinking at the bars afterward,” he paused as he chuckled, “it also counts as a paid volunteer event with the clinic, something about having a doctor on the playing field when people beat the crap out of each other making the event safer,” he paused as he leaned forward. He knew this girl caught his pec dance earlier, and she seemed to respond well to it, maybe if he did it again she would tell him everything she knew without further deflection. “Hey,” he paused as he flexed the muscles, “tell us more about why you were there. What drove you into the building with the monster? How did it avoid killing you?” He made his pecs dance again.

Paloma tugged at her collar as the mental umpire retracted its previous call. Jesus, this room was hot, but the line of questioning made it uncomfortably so. There were some things best kept secret. The Samaritan was one of them.

“Look at me,” said Paloma, countering the muscle exhibition with a little play of her own. She turned up her chin, widened her eyes, and batted her lashes. Was that a tear lingering near the precipice of her lid or just a trick of the light? She clasped her hands together behind her back and swayed softly. “Who would want to kill little old me?”

*bounce*

“I’m sure not one person would want to kill you on purpose,” Marco started, “but that wasn’t a person. Far from it.”

”I kind of want to kill you both right now,” Vin intoned, having been forced to watch whatever this was for far too long. Their dark eyes moved to Paloma. ”Your Apparition protected you, didn’t it?”

“No, you protected me. Remember?” said Paloma, meeting Vin’s eyes and not looking away.

Vin stared right back unflinchingly. ”Not when I was thrown against the wall and it tried its best to kill you.”

Though, it was pretty clear from what little they knew of her that she’d just double down and insist that it was all Vin, and not her Apparition. Which, fine. That wasn’t what was important. They’d rather move on from it so they could spend less time dealing with her annoying ass. ”Marco’s right. It wasn’t a person. It was an Apparition- maybe a doppelganger’s the specific type. It was a lot more interested in you than me… Why?”

“Sounds like a question we should ask the doppelganger,” said Paloma with an unintentional bit of bite in her tone. “Too bad it’s dead.”

”You wanna experience gettin’ your leg ripped in half?” Vin’s lips pulled back into a sharp toothed sneer. It was an empty threat- the boss would have their head if they laid a hand on a civilian. ”It ain’t fun. Try keepin’ whatever did that to you alive.”

“Well I just don’t know why you two keep asking me questions I can’t answer. I’m happy to help out, but it’s starting to feel like I’m being interrogated,” said Paloma. “Am I in trouble? I didn’t tell that guy to jump in front of me.”

”If you had, you’d already be dead. We ain’t stupid, we know Caleb tried to protect you,” Vin frowned, looking over at Marco. This was an interrogation- and they weren’t good enough with words to make some shit up to pretend it wasn’t. That was his job.

“That’s why we figured we’d ask a few questions. We lost one of our own, brutally might I add. It’s only natural that we see what you know which is apparently nothing,” Marcos tone was slightly coarse, “I don’t have much more to ask. Vin?”

Vin narrowed their eyes suspiciously at Paloma. There was definitely some shit she wasn’t telling them… but they didn’t know how to get it out of her without violence. Was why she was there that important? Probably not, they were more interested in the thing they’d fought… the doppelganger. But if her information came from some kind of cosplay roleplay game? It was useless.

”No. If she ain’t gonna talk, she ain’t gonna talk.” They narrowed their eyes at Paloma. ”You’re lucky the boss don’t like us hurtin’ normal people.”

“You were just at the wrong place, at the wrong time,” Marco sighed, “anyway for your trouble we’ll cover your lunch and any fare to get back home. As well,” Marco paused as he wrote down the number for the Hollow on a piece of paper, “if anything like that pops up on your radar you give us a call. Understand?”

”Oh, you don't have to do that,” said Paloma about the offer for money, lying through her teeth. She'd happily pocket any extra cash they threw her way, but she definitely wouldn't use it on a ride share. She was pretty certain Uber didn't pick up around here anyway. Her eyes lit up as Marco handed her a phone number, the hope (or perhaps hopelessness) evident in her voice as it squeaked to new heights. ”Is this your number?”

“It is,” he paused, “a number that I can be reached at, yes.”

”Okay! Lemme text you so you can have mine,” said Paloma, pounding out the digits she had already memorized with quick efficiency while failing to consider what he had actually said. She stared dejectedly as the message failed to send, then glanced up at Marco. She pointed at the piece of paper. “That is a four, right?”

Doctor’s handwriting. That must've been it.

Vin let out a short laugh, answering for Marco. Their lips pulled up into an evil smile as they side eyed the man who’d taken convincing to save their fucking life. ”It ain’t his number, it’s the Hollow’s. He’s too much of a pussy to give you his personal one!”

“Well. That explains the stupid skirt,” said Paloma with a bit of bite in her voice, lowering her brow and passing along her own wicked smirk to Vin. Then her face brightened. “Just kidding! Oh, speaking of pussies–Vin.”

There was a deliberately longer-than-needed pause before Paloma wagged a pen at her and started writing some numbers on the back of the note Marco had passed her. She held the piece of paper out for Vin and cooed out in a grating, nails-on-chalkboard baby voice, “Here’s my number for my favo-wite widdle pussycat.” She dropped the accent and sprung the trap that Vin had accidentally set for themself. “Can I have yours?”

”Ugh.” Vin didn't bother to hide their annoyance, but they still snatched the paper from Paloma's fingers. They had technically offered to help her… as much as it'd been an offer to look good in front of the boss. But as much as she got on their nerves, Vin had to give her some credit for the way she didn't back down at all… ”Fine, just don't use that fuckin’ voice, I got sensitive cat ears… and don't call me that.”

Instead of going for the written method, because their handwriting was garbage, Vin pulled out their phone. An old, battered flip phone that looked like it'd seen way better days. They swiftly typed in Paloma's number before sending a text… Very short and to the point, they literally texted her Vin.

”There. Don't expect fast responses, unless it's an emergency.”

“Mhm, mhm. Smile!” Paloma’s phone flashed before the word was even fully out of her mouth. “Oh, that’s gonna be such a cute contact photo. Lemme send it to you.”

Vin’s phone vibrated, but instead of the photo is was just a text: meet me outside

“So, I’m free to go?” asked Paloma.



Moments Later...



Ideally, Vin would’ve had a couple of drinks at the bar and left when Paloma was long gone. They could’ve just ran while she collected her compensation. It would’ve been easier… but they had to know what the fuck is was she wanted to say that required that kinda secrecy.

So they waited outside for Paloma to get their promised travel fare (ridiculous considering taxi services didn’t run in most of the South). They moved a bit around from the entrance, pulling a cigarette and their lighter out of their coat. It was a habit they’d mostly broken since Loni moved back in- not wanting even a whiff of smoke around Luciana- but sometimes they needed it.

Like right now, to deal with this annoying woman for any longer.

Paloma left the bar with a fistful of dollars tucked inside the breast pocket of an oversized peacoat left behind and likely forgotten by a former patron that the Hollow had so graciously let her borrow. Her face lit up when she saw that Vin had actually waited for her, giving her new cohort an unnecessarily energetic wave that quickly morphed into her swatting away a cloud of smoke as she jaunted over. Paloma swallowed the reactive cough and held back her disparaging comments about smoking. Paloma didn’t want to chastise her new minion, partially because she was an understanding overlord and partially because she had an ulterior motive–after what had happened to the last batch of friends, Paloma was in desperate need of some replacements.

“Come here often? Y’know, it’s dangerous for such a cutie to be alone out here, even in broad daylight,” said Paloma, indicating with her eyes that she was trying to move away from the Hollow. “Walk you home?”

Paloma began to move in the direction of Jungleland and stopped at the crosswalk. She turned around and looked to make sure that one, Vin was actually following her, and two, that nobody else from the Hollow was coming outside for a casual smoke and a naughty attempt at eavesdropping. Paloma turned to Vin when she verified both conditions, the red stop hand on the crosswalk signal turning into a little green person as she gave her new confidant a cheeky little smile.

“Can you keep a secret?” asked Paloma, lifting her hand to her corner of her mouth to whisper. “I never was Mr. Smith’s neighbor. Can you believe that hot idiot bought it?”

Vin let out a short, mocking laugh. They tilted their head away from Paloma to blow smoke into the air, before dropping the mostly done cigarette onto the ground and crushing it into the ground with the ball of their magical girl heels. ”Course, Marco's all book smart, he ain't street smart. He'd believe anythin'.”

Of course, Marco probably hadn't believed it, but Vin was happy to throw their fellow gang member under the bus for the moment. He had pissed them off a little. Thankfully Paloma seemed to live in the same initial direction as them. Not that they'd let her ‘walk them home', but it'd be annoying to have to go too far out of their way to find out what she had to say. The real reason she went to talk to Mr Smith.

”If I couldn't keep a secret I'd be dead,” Vin confirmed bluntly. It was true. Gideon didn't take well to members who spread Hollow secrets, and they'd seen what happened to those that did. It hadn't been pretty. At the time they had wished they were the one to torture them for it, though… ”And I ain't. So spit it out. What's the real reason you were there? I ain't buying the wrong place wrong time bullshit. I risked my life tryna subdue that thing rather than just fuckin' killing it.”

“I’m trying to find out some information about a kid. You know how I said I work in a hospital? I do actually, it’s just that I clean them,” said Paloma, her nose wrinkling. It wasn’t as if she found no satisfaction in her job, but there was still a small part of her that was ashamed of being nothing more than a cleaning lady. There were only so many times Paloma could hear someone else “oh” in disappointment when they found out the truth after assuming she was a nurse before becoming disappointed herself.

“It’s not hard work once you get used to the 3 B’s–that’s blood, bile, bowel movements, but it’s that secret fourth B, boredom, that’ll get ya. Same goes for the patients. Even the ones who have people come to visit are still pretty lonely most of the time, and most people rarely have visitors. Since I was usually done with my cleaning early, I got in the habit of chatting with the patients. I wasn’t supposed to–cleaning staff should be invisible–but they never told the admins. I’m good company,” bragged Paloma, spinning around and walking backwards as they crossed the street to look at Vin face to face. She held up one finger. “Plus, I told them that if anybody ratted me out that I had the keys and I’d sneak into their room and smother them with a pillow when they were asleep.”

“Just kidding! I didn’t have the keys…” muttered Paloma, spinning back around. “So one of the patients I was friendly with was this little girl. I felt really bad for her. She never had any visitors, and the floor I cleaned…um…it wasn’t a fun floor for a kid to be on. She, uh, she, um…”

Paloma stopped as she felt a crushing weight on her chest. She rubbed her forearms, winced, and then looked back at Vin with a forced smile.

“Anyway, she actually had one visitor. Somebody named David Smith. Turns out there’s, like, a million David Smith’s living in Cloverfield, and he might not even be from here. Might not even be his real name. Might not even be a guy. But I’m going to find him, because I–” Promised? Paloma grimaced. “Because I need to. May I have a cigarette?”

”Sure.” Vin pulled out another cigarette and handed it over surprisingly easily, lighting it on the way over. Their expression was one of muted disbelief. Was that really the reason? She'd pushed her way past Gideon's men- people everyone in the South knew were dangerous- to find a man some little girl had known.

Seemed ridiculous.

”Y’should consider a career change. We work with the three B’s too- but that fourth one's never a problem.” Vin's lips pulled back into a sharp toothed smile, before laughing. Of course there was no way someone like her could work for the Hollow. Too nice, not enough muscle. But they certainly didn't react badly to her just being a cleaner. Quite frankly, they didn't care and couldn't judge. They'd barely finished highschool. Their whole ‘career’ was beating people up.

They shoved one hand in their pocket as they considered the ‘revelation’ a bit more, staring at Paloma as they waited for her to keep walking. After all, they were basically walking her home at this point… until they had to go in different directions. ”So… you're telling me you got friendly with some little girl and you gotta find her one visitor. So what, I help you by going and beating up every David Smith in the city? I can do that real easy… but…”

Vin's eyes narrowed. ”Hate to break it to you, that was probably the right David. Who'd visit a girl like that? A relative, or a teacher- which he was. Unless this is some kinda revenge thing and the guy you're lookin' for is a pedophile… which’d explain the secrecy. Cause I ain't sure I believe you'd put yourself in danger like that hunting for some sick girl’s visitor.”

“It’s not some revenge thing, and I didn’t put myself in danger,” said Paloma briskly, blowing out a sigh of smoke. The cigarette was the most dangerous thing she’d done all day. A coma had been a good way to go cold turkey. She turned to continue on, hiding the look of concern on her face that Vin was right. Maybe she would have to go about learning Room 513’s identity another way. Hopefully, Vin's offer to beat people up extended beyond those named David Smith.

“Why’d you put yourself in danger? Does Gideon pay that well?” asked Paloma, tilting her head towards Vin. “Or is what people say about him true? Blink twice if you need me to rescue you.”

Vin snorted, managing to stare unblinkingly at Paloma for longer than should be possible. ”Everything they say is true… And he pays that well. Far better than most would pay a violent highschool dropout.”

They weren't too bothered about sharing that. It wasn't exactly an uncommon story in the South Side. They were just lucky to have enough magical talent that Gideon saw something in them a few years ago. Otherwise, they'd be as dead as everyone else who committed crimes on his territory. Now they made far more money than they had stealing people's wallets after beating them into the ground. More than enough they could live in a nicer area… if they didn't have a young niece and a compulsive spender sister.

”I enjoy it. Nothin' feels better than getting rid of somethin' that could kill you,” Vin shrugged, very casually saying that they got a thrill from the near death fights. Though today had been a little too close. ”But this ain't about me. What're you gonna do when find the right fuckin' David- if it wasn't the one that's already dead? Whatever questions you got you're gonna have to ask in front of me, so may as well spit ‘em out now.”

“I’ll ask him if he knows the girl’s name, and where she lived, and if she had family. Maybe he’ll know where they buried her if he’s a relative. I’ll ask him if the Grove was just some silly thing made up by a sick child,” said Paloma. “My turn, tiger. You ever get rid of something other than those Apparition things?”

The look in Paloma’s eyes wasn’t of judgment but curiosity. “You know what I mean. What’s it like?”

The Grove? That seemed vaguely familiar? Was it a coven? No, if Paloma said it was something made up by a child… that must be it! It was in one of those picture books they'd read to Luciana. It was a shame Paloma wanted to know other things about the kid, otherwise Vin could've just found it and shown her that it was something made up. But it was fine, so long as they got some fights out of the deal.

”Why, wanna try your hand at it?” Vin taunted, raising their hand. Though they'd been magically healed, the Doppelgangers blood was still stubbornly underneath their nails. ”I’ve gotten rid of plenty… The boss says kill, I kill. It's work. The fight is thrilling, you get over the death after the first few times. It's different when it's not work.”

They tilted their head, trying to remember the first person they killed without an order. Ah, yes. The piece of shit that abandoned their pregnant sister. Their lips curved into a menacing smile. ”Now that's fun. Especially when they beg for mercy. You're in complete control.”

Perhaps it was dangerous to be so open with a stranger. But Vin knew they were safe. The police couldn't touch the Hollow, and it was her word versus there's. ”I’ve never killed someone that wasn't a piece of shit.”

“Is that what you tell yourself?” asked Paloma. It might've been an accusation that implied she believed Vin was secretly guilt ridden, but Paloma looked almost as amused.

”No, it’s what I tell others to make ‘em feel a lil less terrified around me,” Vin laughed. While they’d never chosen to kill someone who hadn’t already hurt someone- namely Loni- it didn’t mean they hadn’t killed ‘innocent’ people for Gideon. They didn’t care. Anyone who wasn’t their family- Loni, Luciana and the Hollow- didn’t matter. Their lives were worthless. ”It ain’t fun if they get all nervous… I’ll give you that. You’re annoyin’ as fuck, but you ain’t a coward.”

“Thank you?” said Paloma.

She was uncertain if it was actually a compliment and definitely certain that Vin was incorrect. Paloma was actually a coward. She just had other things to be afraid of these days then thugs and monsters. Paloma crushed the cigarette under her shoe and gave Vin a discerning look. It was rare for an actual killer to admit to it, or at least Paloma assumed it was. What wasn't so rare was a young gangster trying to act more dangerous than they actually were.

“It must be nice not having to deal with the guilt. I still lose sleep over small little things I've done years ago to total strangers. It's part of the reason I started working nights. If I'm not gonna sleep then I might as well make some money,” said Paloma.

”Just care less,” Vin responded bluntly, as if that would easily solve all of Paloma’s problems. Of course, they didn’t know what those problems were. Didn’t care either. What was so bad she was losing sleep? There had been her scars. That would be kind of reasonable. Not that they cared. ”Fuck anyone you ain’t close to. It’s freeing.”

They frowned, looking to the left. They were getting to a crossroads… and he didn’t imagine she’d be turning into the rougher areas. ”Anythin’ else I gotta know, besides beating up every David Smith in the city?”

The unlikely duo paused at the edge of the sidewalk, clearly about to go their separate ways. Someone who was on Gideon’s payroll definitely wouldn’t live on some shithole block. Was there anything else Paloma needed to tell Vin? The responsible thing might be to mention that if they ever ran into a weird doppelganger again that Vin wouldn’t have to worry about protecting Paloma so that they could avoid another Caleb situation. Vin could’ve died, too. Paloma would feel horrible if something happened to her shiny new toy before she got to play with it. Then again, she could always just follow Vin’s advice: just care less. She was just scared of what that person would be like. She already cared so little.

Paloma made a face as if she was in deep contemplation, and then gestured at Vin from top to bottom.

“Only that maybe y’should consider a career change if you ever get tired of whacking people. This is a great look for you already, but I mean, this outfit on a big, buff catgirl? Me~ow. You’d make a killing in the niche fetish market,” teased Paloma as she stuck out her tongue. “See you around, tiger.”

The red hand turned into a green man and Paloma stepped off the curb. It was the last crossing signal that worked before one descended into Jungleland, not that anybody would have respected them if they had been fixed inside that particular neck of the South Side. Assumptions were made quickly about those who stood still on a corner and accusations were thrown fast about encroaching on someone else’s territory. Streets over here were scurried across with hardly a glance out for traffic, because roadkill had better opportunities in life then those stuck in Jungleland and most cars drove through the pot-holed ridden streets so recklessly in their rush to get out the jaywalker wouldn’t even see them coming.

“Oh, awk-warrrrd,” said Paloma with a light laugh as she noticed that Vin was still heading in the same direction as her. “Isn’t it just the worst when this happens?”

”It is.” Vin narrowed their eyes at Paloma, looking a bit irritated. So she lived in Jungleland too… annoying for her to be so close, but the destitute area had plenty of apartment blocks. It needed to when it fit most of the city's poorest. Living in this shithole was the only reason Vin could afford an apartment big enough for three on their paycheck… because they couldn't depend on Loni to remember to contribute. It was just easier to cover shit themselves and ask her for bill money after…

Not wanting to spend any more time with Paloma than necessary, or risk more talking- especially after that fetish comment- Vin pushed forward onto the ‘main’ road in Jungleland. It was only the main road because it cut through the middle of the area, and occasionally people not from there had to drive through it. It wasn't like it had any less potholes. They had to turn off it quite early, into the more winding, narrow streets that made up the majority of the district.

But only a few steps down they got the creeping feeling of someone's eyes on their back. Not any of the junkies lying in various side alleys or right on the sidewalk. They looked at them in a way that Vin barely felt. Not a threat.

They stopped, turning around to see Paloma following them. No… Going in the same direction. What a fucking pain. Surely it wouldn't be for much longer. Hopefully she lived not far into this street… and not near them. ”Wow. You go down here and haven't been stabbed yet?”

“Oh, please,” said Paloma, rushing to catch back up. “Who would want to stab me? Everybody knows that nobody around here has anything worth taking. It’s the guys in white vans you gotta worry about.” The heads of the junkies turned as she passed. One lifted their hand up as if to beg, but gave her a friendly, toothless wave instead. Paloma turned sharply on her heels as she overtook Vin.

“I lived here just about my whole life. Trouble can’t catch you if you don’t slow down for it.” Paloma turned sharply around the corner, her head popping out from behind the brownstone. “Okay, later for real!”

Vin would have a moment of peace to walk alone until they rounded the block as an unimposing figure leapt out of an alleyway. “Are you stalking me?”

Vin's immediate reaction at getting jumped was to swing. Their clenched fist shot right for Paloma's face. But as it got near it was like an invisible force pushed them, shifting their body and fist so it slammed into the wall beside her. Bang! A dent was left behind where Vin had punched. They pulled their fist back, knuckles scraped and lightly bleeding, without even a grimace.

”I see… That's why you weren't scared.” They stared down at Paloma with dark eyes, swirling depths of Apathy. A fizzle of Black Lux, before it was gone. ”I ain't stalkin' you, you ain't worth the effort. Your lil ghost almost is… Maybe in a few years.”

Paloma had flinched despite knowing that the punch wouldn’t connect, throwing up her arms to cover herself. She lowered her hands, unable to hold back a little smirk as she said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about. Sorry for scaring you. Are you hurt? Want me to kiss your boo-boo?”

”Do I look hurt,” Vin rolled their eyes. Their scraped hand moved up towards Paloma in a sharp movement, as if they were about to slap her. Instead it got redirected again and hit into their own leg. Satisfied with the test, they shoved their hands into their pockets. ”Keep your lips away from me… I know you’ve been strugglin’ to hold back since you saw me.”

They pushed past Paloma, avoiding actually touching her and thus getting redirected. The sooner they got home the sooner they got away from her… But as they continued, they could sense they were being followed. The whole time. Closer and closer to Evergreen Apartment Complex.

Vin stopped again, spinning around and pointing a finger at Paloma. ”Now you’re the one followin’ me. Quit it. I know you’ve been tryna flirt with me, but I ain’t leadin’ you back to my home.”

“In spite of all of my swagger and charm? I see, you’re one of those take-me-out-to-dinner-first types. I can respect that,” said Paloma, pretending to look disappointed. “But I’m not following you, I’m trying to keep up with you but you're just walking too fast. It’s like you’re running away from me. I think it’s nice to have the company, don’t you?”

Paloma didn’t give Vin a chance to answer. She had only known them for a few hours but she was pretty sure she could guess what Vin would’ve said. “Besides you’re nearly done with me. I live there.”

She pointed to a large apartment building at the end of the block, trash piling up outside of a courtyard below basketball shoes chucked over telephone lines. Bars blocked the windows all around the first floor of the building and an old man in a bathrobe was having some kind of philosophical debate with a graffitied rocking horse attached to a rusty spring, the last usable part of what had once been a pretty sick playground. Its bones still littered the courtyard: broken chains hanging from what had once been a swing set that clacked together noisily like a ghetto wind chime whenever it was breezy, the jungle gym burnt down in some kind of fire leaving behind nothing but a crisp steel frame, a pole that had once supported the basketball hop now fallen over and caught up a chain link fence.

Someone had finally broken off that round spinning thing designed to make children throw up from its base and had flipped it over, converting the playground equipment into a rusty table. That was good. It’d be nice to have somewhere to picnic when the weather was warmer. Paloma drifted past Vin with her hands held behind her back, humming a little melody to herself. She was happy to be home. Her feet were absolutely killing her. She should’ve asked Vin to carry her piggyback style–or maybe have actually used Marco’s money and cut down some of the walking with a cab ride. She turned slowly back towards Vin, unable to resist the temptation to provoke her one more time.

“You know, I’m actually pretty handy in the kitchen. I could maybe make us a din–what? What’s wrong?” asked Paloma as she caught Vin’s troubled expression. “Are you actually hurt? I have painkillers inside. Good ones, too.”

Vin wished it was that they were actually hurt. Maybe they should just say they were, go into Paloma's apartment and then pretend they lived in a different building. Would that work? It'd be easier to just pretend that right now. But what if they bumped into her in the future. Or she bumped into Loni?!

”I live here.” They went with the blunt truth. Lying had never been their strong suit. They relied on intimidation and brute strength to get rid of people… neither of which worked on her. It was like they'd met their match- their sickly sweet, irritating match. They had a sinking feeling they were going to be seeing an awful lot more of her.

As if to prove their point, they pulled out their keys - not that it was necessary for the exterior door. The lock had been broken for almost ten years. They remembered exactly when it happened, cause they'd been the one to break it. Of course, no adults had known at the time. They'd threatened all the other kids in their group at the time. It wasn't their fault it couldn't take more than a few kicks…

”I ain't comin' round for food. I ain't comin' round at all. We’re gonna pretend we don't live in the same fuckin' block.” Vin grunted, while holding open the door for Paloma like they were an absolute gentleman rather than just trying to make sure she went up the stairs first and didn't follow them all the way to their apartment. ”We ain't becomin' friendly neighbours or some shit. Not that you're findin' out what floor I'm on.”

“Okay, okay. I think I can take the hint,” said Paloma, her shoulders sinking as she sulked up the steps. Clearly all of this was a sign from fate that they were meant to be friends, but Vin didn’t seem to feel the same way. Not yet anyway, and there was nothing Paloma could do to change that. At least, nothing she was willing to do. “Sheesh, I was just playing around anyway. Later, tiger.”

Paloma climbed the six flights of steps up to the top floor, glaring at the elevator that had been out-of-order for three years and counting. She let out a little groan as she noticed the metal door leading into her apartment hall was closed, the wedge that kept the door from closing kicked to the side. Like the front door and the elevator, this door was broken too, making it impossible to open up from the stairwell when it was closed. She tested it anyway. Maybe they’d finally fixed it? Nope. She didn’t even try banging on it. Nobody ever responded despite how annoying of a sound it made. She’d just have to wait until someone left. Paloma sat down on the top of the landing, rested her elbows on her knees, and propped up her chin.

“Well, well, well. Look, it’s not what you think, so don’t even start,” said Paloma as Vin appeared on the flight below her. She popped her thumb out towards the door and then patted the spot on the step next to her. “We’re locked out. Might as well get cozy.”

Vin just stared at her for a moment with a hint of exhaustion. Of course she lived on the same floor as them. They were only thankful they hadn't bumped into each other before now… or perhaps they had, and Vin had ignored her. Didn't matter.

Either way, they weren't getting stuck out here until one of the lazy assholes still in their apartment decided to drag their sorry ass outside. ”Ugh. No thanks.”

They walked up the last few steps, boots stamping right past where Paloma had patted. Then their jacket was discarded on the ground next to them. Thankfully it had been long enough they could feel the Lux pumping through their veins again. Cracks echoed through the dim stairwell as their legs grew and transformed. Striped fur once again covered their more overtly muscular arms. The magical girl outfit grew enough to not rip, but ended up looking more like a crop top and miniskirt combination. Their tail awkwardly flicked around underneath the bright pink skirt.

CRASH.

A single foot kicked through the door. It had swung wide open, a large dent in the metal causing it to crumple into itself. There was no risk of it locking closed anymore… because there was no way it could properly shut. Vin lowered their leg, quickly returning to their normal form. They turned, still sharp teeth grinning at Paloma.

”No need to thank me.” They gestured towards the crumpled door with their head. They were incredibly pleased with their work… and finally having an excuse to destroy the door their sister had been locked outside multiple times. ”Looks better like this, don't it? Y'know they fixed it four years back, then it broke again within the month.”

“All I know is that we found it like this if anyone asks,” said Paloma with a wink, handing Vin their jacket. Paloma put her hand on the ruined door and mimed as if she were holding it open for Vin, gesturing broadly with a slight bow. “After you, sir. It doesn’t matter if I know where you live now because at this rate I’m fairly certain that we’ve secretly been roommates without realizing it for years. At least I finally now know who keeps nibbling on all the things in my pantry. I was worried there was a mouse.”

Vin actually laughed at that, pulling their jacket back on to cover up the awful magical girl outfit. Paloma was strange. Incredibly irritating when acting sickly sweet, but not so awful when talking like this. ”Unless you're aboutta peel off your skin and reveal you've been my sister all along, we ain't. Mice might've been ours tho- I scared a bunch've em outta our place a while back. I s'pose I can give you some of my fur if you want rid of 'em too.”

They sauntered down the corridor all the way to the other end. The apartments down there were slightly bigger - two bedrooms, that was. A ‘luxury’ they'd been able to afford thanks to the Hollow money, going from the smaller one they'd grown up in to this one when Loni moved back in. As they pulled out their keys, they turned to look back at Paloma.

”I’ll see ya when you next need someone beat up, neighbour.

“Well, the people in 603 can be a bit noisy sometimes, so…” Paloma chuckled as she leaned out of her doorway. “Later, Vin.”

There would be a rapid knock on Vin’s door only a few minutes later, but there was nobody in the hall. Instead there was a cheap piece of tupperware sitting on the floor outside the door. Crammed inside of it were five of the half-dozen pink cupcakes Paloma had leftover for herself, each topped individually with strawberries freshly carved to look like little hearts that bleed into the icing. A single index card rested on top of the tupperware was folded in half and addressed to Vin in swirling handwriting, a heart dotting the I in their name. On the inside of the handmade card were just two words: Thank You.



13 Mourningdove Lane



There were questions, so, so many questions, so many questions in need of real answers, answers which suddenly became so very unimportant the moment a young Scot brought a little more light into the room. Cailean found the exact right lever to flip just in time to stop Pom’s nuclear meltdown. Pom straightened up as the either very short elf or extremely tall halfing bounded over, a confused smile on her face as she tried to parse out what pie sounded like. Or was Pom fucking sound? Some new lingo all the hip young cats were using? Yes, yes, yes, that must be it. She was confirmed to be hella sound.

“Oh yeah, man. So sound, absolutely rock and roll,” said Pom, her face lighting up as Cailen pointed out Burnie Cinders. I know, it’s so weird! Nobody else is acting like it’s a big deal.”

Pom nearly floated away to join Azure above the others and would’ve trailed behind Cailen like a kite but she was pulled back down by the whiff of something off. There was the disappointing, cheap candle smell of Norm’s abysmal apple pie, an absolute travesty of a dessert that even a double scoop of vanilla ice cream and a piping hot cup of joe couldn’t remedy, but that wasn’t it. It smelled even more familiar than that god awful pastry pastiche which almost always guaranteed that Pom was going to get tipped less than eighteen percent. It was that mix of mud, fish toilet, sad nostalgia, and polluted backwash from those fucking rustbelt bastards in Ohio which now clung to Cailean’s wet hair that dragged Pom back down. She’d bitched about that smell quite often come laundry day. She’d loved that smell. She missed it.

Not here, thought Pom, pretending like she was only adjusting her sunglasses as she sniffed and shuffled away to find either a wall or a hole, whichever presented itself first.

Her body stiffened as the tapping of a cane drew her attention away from pretending she was examining a tapestry to an older, English elf who probably still referred to the American Revolution as the War of Colonial Tomfoolery. It was clear to Pom, between the pompous elf’s disdain of those gathered in the hall to his rudeness of not participating in their name game to his downright criminal inability to understand that a pulverized cherry pie still tasted like cherry pie, that this man was definitely, certainly, and, most of all, obviously was not just the Archivist, but also a no good fucking lich. After all, he had the wealth to afford a mansion and was dressed like he was from last century so he had to be ancient.

What other proof do I need? thought Pom as she was about to push up the sleeves of her jacket which was also from the last century, gearing up to go. If she was gonna get her soul sucked she was at least going to go out swinging. She stopped about mid forearm, in part because she realized her hands were still covered with pie viscera and it was difficult to do without dropping the pie box again, and in part because she thought that perhaps he was just a Shakespearean actor hired by Azure, the actual Archivist, to throw her off the scent.

“Can I use your sink? Some of the crust got mashed in with the filling so I can’t really lick it off. Well, I mean, I could, it’s not like I’m incapable of licking, it’s just that given the option between wash or lick, I would prefer wash. Actually, it’s really the only option, unless someone else wanted to lick, but I don’t think I’m there quite yet. I don’t know. How about a garden hose? I’m a mess,” mumbled Pom to herself, her words getting drowned out by the actual pertinent questions.

The only clearly audible sound she made was when she punctuated her statement with a loud gasp and nearly broke her dietary restrictions when her hand went to cover her mouth. It was around this moment that Pom, between Azure’s levitating, the blasé reaction to Burnie Cinders, Matt smoking in the corner like a real animal, and the “Archivist” and Mason both talking about magic, realized that maybe magic was actually real and she wasn’t an absolute total wastoid. However, the joy of that revelation was struck down as Pom overheard Bea make a biting remark, yet again obviously talking about her.

Pom shot the young lady, who had pulled out her own cigarette to join Matt, a horrified glance that only intensified as she realized what was happening. Bea and Matt were clearly too cool for school, signified by their choice to smoke inside of somebody’s house without asking or considering the health risk they were putting everyone else at, and here Pom was asking for permission to use a bathroom like some kind of fucking square! Bea had every right to bully her for being such a loser. Pom had to prove herself to the hipster that wasn’t even paying attention to her otherwise she would lose all sense of self-worth.

Slowly, obviously, Pom reached behind her back towards the tapestry, positioning herself to cut off the Archivist from seeing what she was doing. If being a rebel and a vandal meant that the smokers would think she was fucking sound too then she would rubbed her filthy, stupid hands over every goddamn inch of what was hopefully an easily machine washable tapestry, as tapestries were known to be. An immediate feeling of guilt came over her as she wrapped her grubby fingers around the tapestry and readied herself to use it like a towel. Her face took on the look of pathetic shame that dog’s made when they made a mess on the carpet. Her hands trembled.

She couldn’t do it! This was why nobody liked old elves like her. She might as well start cutting her hair like Nancy Reagan.

Pom let go of the tapestry, her offense hidden on the side that faced the wall, her hands no less red than her face, the incriminating streak of cherry on her cheek blending in with the rest of it as she burned red in shame for what she had just done. Slowly, painfully, she raised her red right hand up: first to her waist, then to her shoulder, then high above her head, before finally adding in some tippy-toes. Instead of just blurting her question out amongst the chorus of accusations and outrage that made it difficult to hear what was being said (a good thing too or else Pom would’ve been panicking about this supposed murder ritual), Pom waited until the Archivist turned his head towards her. She began bouncing up and down on her feet when he didn’t notice her right away.

When the Archivist finally flinched in a way that looked close enough to a nod of go ahead, Pom let out a loud pwah of breath that she’d been holding to dissuade herself from making ooh-ooh noises.

“Bathroom?”
Heads up for the gang, I will gone for pretty much the first two weeks of March to travel around Japan. I'm unsure if I'll have the time to write up proper posts, but I should be able to give quick lines of dialogue if anything is needed. Otherwise, just feel free to assume that Pom is mumbling conspiracy theories to herself in a corner.

Also, I'm open for recommendations if anybody has been to Tokyo.



13 Mourningdove Lane




Pom was mistaken to think that the door slamming shut behind her would be her biggest scare of the night as she joined the group in the parlor room and was immediately crushed by a wave of terror when she realized that they all were young. Some of them were kinda of familiar, like Mason whose question she replied to by putting a finger to her lip because he was supposed to act like he didn’t know her in case anybody in here was a cop, man, while some weren’t. Pom might look as young if not younger than most of them, but the youths had scarily sharp senses that time and poor choices had yet to dull. They could smell the old on her, a sharp blend of Werther’s Original candies and decaying corpse.

She didn’t know if it was better to stay beside Bella, who was obviously cool and therefore they all might be tricked and assume Pom was cool too, or to give the young lady some distance lest she be mistaken for her chaperone. She ended up picking the worst option, which was doing a bit of both. She ended up getting distracted by the kitschy little knick knacks on the shelves for long enough that the invisible tether wrapped around Bella’s waist snapped and the elf started drifting away. It became her sole purpose to look at all the neat stuff, unaware that typically when someone “looked at” something they didn’t also pick it up, twist it around, and set it back down in the wrong spot and absolutely fuck up the feng shui of the room.

Lena, the Archivist, revealed herself before Jackson, the actual Archivist, chided his assistant and started off a round of introductions. Pom turned her head and stared blankly at the little ball of fire, pointing one finger at Burnie as she clutched the pie box from Norm’s with her other hand. Her eyes darted around the room as her mouth hung open, checking out if anybody else was actually seeing this shit, feeling a bit of relief when she noted that she wasn’t the only person wearing sunglasses at night but the relief soon vanishing when nobody else appeared to be freaking out about the little fire guy.

“Hey, man, does anybody else see that shit…” muttered Pom. She was always a bit of a mushmouth, but between freaking out about the flame familiar and being worried about making a bad first impression to the kiddos her words were even more mumbled and nigh impossible to hear over the other introductions. “...like is nobody else is freaked out by that thing or…” Emmeline, who might’ve secretly been the Archivist, was seemingly distracted by Happy, the true Archivist, while Matt, who definitely had to be the Archivist, was pointing to something in the shadows. “...like I get it's kind of groovy and all, but there’s a lot of flammable shit in this room. Shouldn't we, I dunno…” It was only Ethan who said anything about the weird little ball of fire. Possibly. He could’ve been talking about something else. Or maybe it was because he was just trying to play it off like he wasn’t the Archivist.

Which he was.

At least that’s what she thought until Azure called out from up above, posed precariously on the railing to make his entrance, and then must’ve slipped. A yelp escaped from Pom’s mouth, the first true bit of obviously audible noise she had made, as she dropped the pie box and covered her eyes. She waited for the much louder splat to accompany the softer one that happened when the box hit the floor. Instead, Pom lowered her hands and opened one eye as she heard Azure speak again. Her heart stopped briefly as she caught the graphic image of thick, red goop splattered at her feet, with cracked bits of crust flaked all around it. Some of the pie was still in the box, but some of it had hopped over the edge when she’d dropped it and was now on the floor.

Azure, on the other hand, was totally fine. He was floating, which really should’ve been a bigger deal, but Pom was too distracted with trying to save as much of the pie as she could to focus on anything else at the moment. She dropped to her hands and knees, scooping whatever guts she could back into the box, muttering something under her breath about the five second rule and how being exposed to germs was actually beneficial since it bolstered the immune system, quietly raving about how food safety and standards were something created by the Man to soften people up and help out Big Pharma. Pom scrambled back up to her feet with the Frankenpie, her hands a guilty red, her muted rant now turning inward to how stupid she was.

“Will you fucking shut up for one minute?”

“I’m sorry,” said Pom, thinking that she had been rudely talking over everybody introducing themselves and that the others just hadn’t said anything because they were trying to be nice, having mistakenly listened when someone they told them that they should respect the elderly. “I’m Pom.”

It had been two separate statements, but really it sounded more like the woman was apologizing for being herself. Bea was clearly snapping at Pom, after all. The young girl was probably upset that some old lady was copying her style. Now Pom had fucking done it. Talk about making a terrible first impression. They probably all thought she had arthritis and tremors and that her weak, brittle wrists couldn’t support the weight of an average sized cherry pie. Pom reached a hand up to remove the offending accessory from her face but then left them on, fearful of the others seeing her looking upset. Her thumb left a smudge of cherry filling on her cheek. She was clearly distressed even with the sunglasses blocking her eyes. Her lips tightened to stop her quivering chin as she hung her head.

“Ah. Was that meant for me?” said Azure.

He must’ve been talking about the pie. He was, after all, the REAL Archivist, and the letter had stated for her to bring one of those pies. He must’ve been upset, too, because he wasn’t even looking at her. Pom shuffled towards Azure with her head lowered before she pulled back the lid of the pie container and revealed the gooey massacre inside of it. Pom turned her head towards the window, unable to look at the carnage, and considered how painful it would be to jump through it.

“It was...I’m sorry, but when you think about it a wrecked pie is really just a cobbler. Basically the same thing. Crust. Fruit Filling. Loads of sugar. Maybe a bit of dirt,” said Pom, letting out a nervous laugh to cover up that last ingredient. “What am I saying? Cobbler’s wack. Norm’s is still open. I’ll just go get another cherry pie. Maybe somebody could give me a ride…no, no, I’ll just go. I’ll just go.”

Pom turned to leave and go hide beneath a rock for the rest of her life, only to sharply turn back as Mason shined his light past the little fireball creature and asked, ”What the hell is that thing?”

“Right? It’s so fucking weird! Why isn’t everybody freaking out about it!?” shouted Pom. She pointed a pie covered finger at the flame. “What the hell is a Burnie Cinders, man!?” Then she jerked her thumb towards Azure, nearly hitting him. "How's this Archivist dude floating!?" She threw her hands out in front of her in utter defeat. "How'd that door work!?




The Morning After…



5.5.9

6.0.0

click!

“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, CONEHEADS!"

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO BILLY WILSON AND THE BULL!”

“The Bulllllllll.”
"TIME TO GRAB THE DAY BY THE HORNS!”
HONK HONK!
“Now Bull, I know you’re dying to finish telling us that story about who tried to ride the Bull last weekend, but first, tragedy struck yesterday as…”


The thing in her bed was still there. It was coalesced darkness, about the size of a man if that man had been sawn off at the waist, with a few wisps of black strands on its head that might've been long hair. Pom had watched the shadow all night, watched its shoulder rise and fall like it was breathing, watched the moonlight carve through its back and fall on the wall beyond it. Her eyes stung like she had gotten smoke in them; her chest was tight and constricted. Had she blinked? Had she breathed? If she had screwed herself up on some freaky psychedelics she couldn’t be certain that what had felt like a few hours had really only been a couple of moments. Why the fuck wasn’t it gone? And why had she tried to flush her system by drinking so much damned water last night? Pom squirmed and tightened her legs. The first movement she had made all night.

She braced herself for what was to come, but the shade didn’t move.

She knew that back. Of course she did, she had looked at it for half a century. The first time she had seen it in a bed like this was the last time she’d ever thought about slipping away from it. Since then the back was ever present. Pom had watched the hairs on the head above the back thin out after the first kid and go gray after the second. She had watched the broad shoulders wither away over the years at a pace that had started gradual and had become frightfully rapid. She had cried into it more times than she would ever admit and once she had punched it so hard in her sleep that there was a fist sized bruise on it for the better part of two weeks. But mostly she’d just talked to it. Told it stupid shit that nobody else would listen to or that she didn’t feel comfortable sharing with anyone else.

Shit like this.

“Hey Bo,” said Pom, the words escaping out of her throat like grave dust from an exhumed coffin. “I know I traumatized you endlessly over these years, so if you’ve come back to haunt me as revenge then I accept. But you’ve been waiting all night, so if you could wait just a few minutes I’d really appreciate it. You know I can’t handle that jump scare shit, man, and I really gotta pee right now. I can’t be pissing the bed at my age, man. The racketeers running the retirement hellholes around here can hear those drips from miles away. Sounds like the cha-ching of a cash register to them. There’ll be orderlies dragging me outta the house, dosing me with a buncha opioids disguised as vitamins in a cute little Dixie cup, and forcing me to watch reruns of Matlock while they bleed our bank accounts dry with “assisted living” fees in minutes, Bo, in minutes.”

Pom shifted her legs again and winced, “And if you think that sounds funny to you, Bo, lemme remind you of how much the Catholic church loves trolling around those places. Eight year olds and eighty year olds, man, that’s their bag. They got a chapel in every retirement home and a cross in every room. The Kennedys did that shit. You try and haunt me there and they’ll call in a whole crack squad of exorcists to get your ghost ass. They’ll bust you faster than a teen on prom night, Bo. So do we gotta deal?”

There was no response from the shade. Instead, the radio replied.

“Now Bull, normally when there’s a gas leak I just assume it’s you.”
HONK HONK!
“HEY BILLY I’VE DROPPED SOME BOMBS IN MY LIFE THAT CLEARED OUT A ROOM, BUT NEVER A WHOLE CITY!”


“Deal,” said Pom to herself.

She quickly shot out of the bed and darted to the toilet. As promised, Bo didn’t move. As the flushing subsided and she washed her hands she could hear the radio reporting on the destruction in cities across the world. Pom shook her head and huffed. The Man was already changing the story from the early reports yesterday. Give it a week's time and gas leaks would become a coordinated terrorist attack from some country that had refused to a trade agreement some years ago and was just begging for its natural resources to have their destiny manifested. Pom lowered her head and splashed her face, looking up at the mirror. She furrowed her brow and pulled at the strands of her hair that had been dyed blonde yet were now back to their original inky black. What kind of cheap, knockoff product?

Pom grabbed the hand towel, dried her face, and screamed as a black shadow darted behind her in the mirror and out into the hall. She swung around, heart racing out of her chest, hands up like a boxer that immediately dropped to her knee as she banged it hard against the sink’s cabinet. Pom doubled over, eyes watering, and looked out the door to see that there was nothing. Her panicked breathing soon gave way to a nervous laugh. The corner of her mouth twisted up into the kind of smile she hadn’t had in years. The radio played an ad reminding the listener to tune in to tonight’s episode of Two and a Halfling. Pom stomped into her bedroom, shaking her head, unable to even pretend like she was angry.

“You son of a bitch, you got me!” She sounded angry, but she was beaming. The smile quickly faded as she looked at the empty bed. “Bo?”

“YOU KNOW CONEHEADS, IT’S TIMES LIKE THESE THAT YOU REALIZE HOW PRECIOUS LIFE IS.
ANY OF THESE MOMENTS CAN BE YOUR LAST.
WHICH MAKES EACH MOMENT TRULY SPECIAL AND MEANINGFUL.”

“Now Bull, that’s surprisingly deep keeping from a man like you.”
“FUNNY, YOUR MOTHER SAID THAT SAME THING TO ME LAST NIGHT!"
"HEY-OOOOOOOO!”

HONK HONK!


“Bo?”



A week later, maybe. Who knows? Who cares?

13 Mourningdove Lane. Time is a weapon wielded by the Man to kill the moment. Let’s just call it late.




Pom had made a few discoveries in a week's time.

The first discovery was Bo’s routine. He appeared in her bed between eleven fifteen in the evening and twelve after six in the morning, but only when she laid in it. Otherwise he was gone, doing who knows what. He hadn’t tried to scare her since the first time. He didn’t have a front. Wherever she viewed him from it was always just his back, and not the fun part of it either: head to just above the waist. He wasn’t solid and he was ice cold, an observation she had made when she’d tried to hug him the next time he had shown up.

The second discovery was that she was younger. It was impossible, but that was what happened–well, that or the Man had cloned her back in the forties or the fifties back when they were running Project Artichoke and had just decided to cut her brain out of her old body and put it in its new shell. It wasn’t only the hair dye that had gone away. The wrinkle on her brow, the gray in her hair, the stains on her teeth, the scar on her abdomen, the embarrassing tattoo on her lower back that would never be talked about ever again, the decades of gravity’s pull and time’s turmoil, the ache in her knees, the pain in her wrist from the sprain that hadn’t healed right, the cut on her finger from last week, all gone. It was like seventy-something years of questionable maintenance had just been undone. Pom had redyed her hair. She liked the blonde.

The third discovery was that Jim Fletcher was dead. He’d been found by a neighbor in his La-Z-Boy recliner, wrist slashed by broken glass from a beer bottle. A gnarly way to go. His death was ruled a suicide, although some people whispered that Missy finally stood up for herself. If anyone had seen Pom go inside then they hadn’t said anything to the cops. She still didn’t know what had happened after she picked up the bottle. She had an inkling, she could draw a clear conclusion, but it was something she would never do, something she thought she was incapable of doing. The mere thought of it made her sick. Usually, anyway. She didn’t feel anything when she thought about Jim except that Missy had deserved better and that she felt bad for the kids.

The fourth discovery was that she was definitely, absolutely, positively, totally, wholly, and completely fucked in the head. Pom was seeing ghosts, the whole world had become schizophrenic painting, and everyone looked like they had been swallowed up by the little globules in a lava lamp. She had heard about this kind of shit happening from a man in a Volkswagen van in the seventies. Acid back then was the actual real shit, the kind the Man experimented with in his attempt to mind control the masses. The trip seems like it ends but really it just retreats, lingering in the spinal cord until decades later you turn sharply the wrong way and it shoots straight up into your brain, only it's been compounding over the years and you spend the rest of your life in space until your brain leaks out your nose. Only she wasn’t sweating constantly like when she had tried LSD, but then again Jam Lemon wasn’t currently eating the soul of a flower child in front of her.

The letter did nothing to help calm these paranoias. If anything, it only convinced Pom more that the Man was the one pulling the levers behind the curtain and she was one sequence of numbers away from carrying out an assassination mission. Maybe she already had gone through with her first hit. Jim could’ve been an enemy of the state. Magic is real is just the thing the Man would say if magic wasn’t real. Besides, she wasn’t doing or seeing magic. She was just hallucinating. Thank god Shelly was kind and had told Pom to take a few days off after what had happened at the diner, even if they were starting to get their yearly uptick in business. She couldn’t imagine pouring coffee when the trees outside looked tangerine orange and everyone was lemon yellow sun.

The final proof that she had officially burned out before fading away was that for some damn stupid reason she had acquiesced to the wishes of the letter. A white carryout box from Norm’s Diner hid the requested cherry pie, carefully cradled by Pom’s arms against her brown fringed jacket as she rushed out of the store. Did she think to ask for some paper plates and plastic utensils? Absolutely not. She was eager to get out of Norm’s as quickly as possible after the younger, orange and yellow part-timers made to work the late shift started shooting her judgmental looks aimed at the pair of floral-trimmed sunglasses. She wore them for their actual intended purpose–nighttime was much brighter than before now that grass actually shined green as well as every other color of the rainbow–but they were probably thinking that she was trying to hide that she was stoned.

Which she was. Stoned, that is. Just a little. She wasn’t trying to hide it. It was just after a whole week of freaking out and going full cold turkey there had been no break in the hallucinations, but with the added bonus of her anxiety peaking through the roof. Whatever she was about to walk into, she didn’t want to be a nervous fucking wreck for it. Whomever was waiting for her–this Archivist, the Man, a blackmailer, a bunch of kids playing a fucking mean prank–she wanted to be loose and cool for them. She just hoped it wouldn’t be like that time she’d tagged along with Dolores to Edith’s weird little club under the false pretenses that it was, quote-unquote, like a book club of sorts. Should’ve realized something was up when Pom hadn’t even been told to read anything beforehand.

Mourningdove Lane wasn’t a long walk from the diner but it had still taken Pom a long time and the pie was getting heavy in her hands. During the day the colors were noticeable, but at night they were so much more vibrant. Several times she had stopped, lowered her glasses, and stared absentmindedly at someone’s landscaped lawn and freshly blooming flower bed, the psychedelic lights blending together like a work of abstract art or a magic eye image. Occasionally she’d catch the shine of a raccoon hiding underneath a porch or a bat flying through the air. Earlier on all of the lights had been distracting and kind of scary, but now that Pom was a bit more relaxed she found them kind of groovy. Not that she should be relaxed, she reminded herself. Twin Pines was a small, safe town during the off-season, but they still got the occasional stranger. Not that Pom typically minded strangers. She just minded them when she was walking around alone at midnight armed with nothing other than a pie.

At that moment a car’s headlights appeared as it turned onto the street. Pom felt her feet take over as she immediately beelined it up a driveway, making it look to the driver like it was her house by ducking behind the SUV parked in the drive like a totally normal person. Okay, maybe she wasn’t so fucking relaxed after all. Was this the third or fourth time she’d dodge up a driveway when a car approached her? The car didn’t notice her, or if it did it didn’t care, as it continued down the road and turned on Mourningdove Lane. Pom shook her head. She probably knew the people in the car and could’ve gotten a lift. Better than walking the rest of the way, and much safer than her driving. She was dangerous behind the wheel before her vision had become permafucked. Pom crept down the drive, praying that nobody in the house had seen her, and walked in the direction of the car.

The mansion loomed eerily on the hill. All it was missing was the pipe organ music and bolt of lightning. Has that house always been that creepy or was it only due to the hour? Pom racked her brain, trying to remember who owned it. She saw an orange glow enter the house. If other people were going into the house then it made it much less likely to be some kind of trap set by the Man because any form of unity was his biggest fear. With her own fears pacified for the time being she approached the door, which promptly swung open for her like it had the others. She jumped back and nearly lost the pie as she let out a pitiful eep.

“Come the fuck on, like really man?” said Pom, looking around for a camera or a sensor or something. She poked her head inside of the door frame to look for a magnetic strip or some kind of doohickey, and then stepped back outside as she closed the door. She reached for it again and let out a little laugh as the door opened on its own once again. She looked around yet again. “You watching me or some shit?” Pom didn’t go inside. She closed the door yet again and jumped to the side before walking by the door from the right to the left and then the left to the right in an attempt to fake out the poor security guard paid to push a button to slip up and accidentally open the door too soon, but they were on point. It only opened again as Pom jumped out in front of the door with a “Wah!” and struck a palm out at it. Another amused little chuckle, but enough was enough. It was time to go inside.

She closed the door instead.

Pom backed away, giving herself enough distance to really build up some speed as she prepared to charge the door, uncertain of what, if anything, the experiment would prove, but certain that it was of the utmost importance to find out. What most likely would end in a tragedy, at the very least for the pie she was now holding out in front of her like a battering ram, was abruptly put to a halt as Pom noticed, originally blocked from her view by a hedge, an orange glow around the silhouette of a young woman who was staring at her. At first Pom assumed it was in rightful judgment of her fucking around with the door. She felt a wave of embarrassment wash over her followed by a riptide of indignation. She was almost a hundred years old. She could play with magic doors if she wanted to.

“You good man?” said Pom, challenging the sentinel to call her out. There was no response. Pom sucked in her lip, trying to remember the golden rule of don’t start no shit won’t be no shit, when she realized she knew the buzzkill. It was the new girl from the diner. The one she had shown how to cut lemons and roll silverware before one of the other waitresses butted in and showed her how to do it “the correct way”. Bella, right? Or was it Becca? Shit. She slipped into her waitress diner mode, complete with the fake plastic smile as she started to approach the young lady. “You get a letter too, hon? Sweetie? It’s me, Pom. Pomegranate. Y’know, like the fruit...we work together? I’m the one that got some lemon juice in your eye? You’re not mad about that, are you? Look, I already said I was sorry. Hey, what the fuck is your deal, man? You’re starting to really creep me…”

Her eyes, her eyes, what the hell was going on with her eyes!

“...out. Um, are you okay? You didn’t eat the whole brownie I gave you, right? Oh, shit, man. Oh shit. I’m sorry, I figured you were cool and would know not to do it all at once. I totally should have said something. Look, you’ll be okay, it’ll run its course in a few hours. Probably. Hopefully. How about I just take you inside?” said Pom, grabbing at Bella’s shoulder to start guiding her to the house with one hand while balancing the pie with the other. “Let’s just take you inside. It’s got a radical magic door. You’ll love it. ”

Bella sucked in a breath of air as she returned to the present day. She felt dizzy. That didn't happen, right? Or will it? She looked around, eyes clocking Pom. She recognized her, the girl from the diner who trained her first before some pompous know-it-all stepped in.

"Umm yeah, yeah I'm okay. Just spaced out for a bit. Must have been the brownie mixed with other shit. I'm good." How to explain what happened? She'd rather not. The letter was weird enough.

“Oh, yeah, definitely don’t mix it with anything. I’ll bring you another one the next time I’m at work,” said Pom, slowly her pace so that Bella would be the one to approach the door first. A mischievous grin flashed across her face. “After you…”

The door opened up automatically for Bella who walked through completely unphased. Pom’s shoulders dropped as the smirk fell off of her face and followed after the woman who Pom had now determined was decidedly way cooler than her by the way she’d just no sold the door. She stifled a “fuck off!” under her breath as the door swung closed behind her, pausing to study the inside of the door before realizing that she was definitely already late. She ran down the hall to catch up with Bella, unaware that she was the only one whose letter had said to arrive at a quarter ‘til midnight.


Interactions: Vin@Fernstone Gideon & the Gang @NoriWasHere
South Side, The Circle, David Smith’s House



It was unfair for Paloma to be upset at Vin for killing the doppelganger in self-defense. Paloma knew that. Obviously it had been necessary. It was stupid to be upset. She didn't have a chance to backpedal on her reaction before Vin snapped at her with a snarl, teeth bared and hands balled, ready to throw down. Knowing that Vin couldn't hurt her didn't stop Paloma from flinching as Vin cussed her out.

The look on Paloma’s upset face must've been a sorry sight, because Vin started to change their tune. The offer to help was surprising–not as surprising as Vin’s new change of clothes, but surprising nonetheless. Paloma had mistakenly started to worry that she might have struck a nerve and annoyed her new feline friend, but that clearly was not the case. Her lip stopped quivering and the heat in her cheeks began to fade, countered by the nip of the cold November air. She gave Vin a confirming nod and a grateful smile, accepting their terms to calm the fuck down in favor of helping her out.

Her smile took on a mischievous twist as Paloma considered Vin’s offer in depth. Surely it was just information seeking that was on the table, but she couldn't help but fantasize about how nice it would be to have Vin beat some people up for her. She had a list. Surely, everyone had a list, the world was full of people who needed a good thrashing, and it wasn't like Paloma wanted anything really terrible to happen to them. Just something to make them reconsider how they acted. Nothing major: a ruined afternoon, a temporary limp, maybe a lifetime spent drinking food processed meals through a straw. Just something to remind those pricks to treat everyone a little bit nicer.

”...Just fuckin’ calm down. I ain’t the kinda person to do this normally, alright?”

“Okay. Sorry, you’re right. It’s just–” It’s just smarter to keep hush hush about certain things, decided Paloma. She’d cash in on Vin’s offering to help when there weren’t so many ears around. Regardless, it would be fine now. She waved away her justification dismissively, a little frantically even, and wrinkled her nose. “No, you’re right. Thank you.”

As Vin caught Gideon up to speed, Paloma corroborated their account by nodding her head along rhythmically. Yes, yes, she had come to talk to Mr. Smith, yes, yes, she had butted her way in, yes, yes, they couldn’t stop her because who could resist helping such a distressed damsel? Yes, they had to protect…well, actually, the nodding slowed as Paloma lips parted to protest before quickly clamping shut, her nodding resuming with such haste when Vin pointed out that Paloma had save her life that Paloma felt herself become a little dizzy. What else could she say that Vin hadn’t already pointed out? Like it said on the motivational posters hung up all over the break room and supply closets at her work, not all heroes wear capes.

“Oh, it wasn’t a ghost, it was a doppelganger,” said Paloma with a raise of her index finger, sounding just a bit too chipper as she mistook an Apparition for a lowercase apparition. “They’re these creepy grey guys that kind of look like the love child of an alien and a nosferatu, and they can shapechange and read minds and stuff. Typically they’d keep their victim alive for longer locked up somewhere so they can learn more of their secrets and usually,” Paloma cupped her mouth as if she was sharing a secret with Vin and Gideon, despite not lowering her voice as she continued, “when you have one doppelganger you can bet there’s a handful of other ones lurking nearby ready to swoop in and replace someone to help sell the lie of the original.”

“Except they usually don’t consume their victims,” said Paloma, frowning a bit as she tried to recall if any of the campaigns she had played in had a doppelganger like that. Typically the swap had already happened before the events of the adventure. “And don’t even ask how they have children. Trust me, you don’t want to know. Regardless, they’re pretty cool.”

“Ooh, ah, uh, except for when they kill actual people,” quickly added Paloma, her eyebrows leaping in panic. “It’s absolutely horrible what happened to Caleb and Mr. Smith. Absolutely horrible.”

Almost as horrible as it was realizing she was now not only in the presence of Gideon Cross, but blabbering at him. She felt herself start to sweat despite having just been freezing her ass off in her bloodsoaked clothes. Plus, now that Vin had sworn to be Paloma’s loyal minion for all of eternity, she had to suddenly worry about her lackey being given an early, irreversible retirement by their original boss. Who knew that sharing goons would be so stressful. Paloma gestured to Vin like she was revealing a brand new car on a gameshow as she began speaking to Gideon.

“Also, I just feel like I need to–” Shut the fuck up!! “–clarify to you that when I said ‘You killed it’ earlier to Vin that what I actually meant was ’You killed it!’, you know, because she did such a great job here doing…doing whatever it was that you were all doing. Plus, she was absolutely born to wear that sailor suit, I mean, wow!” Paloma fanned herself. “Even the snow is melting. So, like, if you feel like you need to be upset at somebody, you shouldn’t take it out on Vin. Or Malik…or me…


Interactions: Vin@Fernstone Gideon & the Gang @NoriWasHere
South Side, The Circle, David Smith’s House



Paloma quietly scoffed at her own cowardice as Vin was seized by the Bystander Effect. The blood that had flowed heavily from Vin’s wounds was caught in suspension as was the peculiar look upon her face. Paloma couldn’t quite pin down what the look meant, but it lacked a clear expression of gratitude that Paloma had perhaps secretly been anticipating. Just because she was surprisingly hot without the fur didn’t mean Vin was justified in acting like such a tough guy, right? Now that they were trapped, sorry, saved by the Bystander Effect, a bit of Good Influence could be sprinkled in to improve Vin’s manners, perhaps get them to back Paloma up if anybody started considering blaming Paloma for Caleb’s death.

Paloma shrugged on her jacket as she shivered and her scarred arms prickled with goosebumps, more due to the chilling thought than the obvious chill in the air. Obviously, she would never do something like that. Of course not, of course not. Influencing a bad person to do the right thing or protecting a mob from becoming cannon fodder? Sure, meddle away. But for something as small as this? Paloma shook her head. If anything, the way Vin was treating her almost like she was a nuisance was a novel change of pace to the regular boring respect and adoration to which Paloma was subjected. So go ahead and stop focusing on her frown, then, thought Paloma, failing to listen to herself as she squinted and wiped her cheek.

“So. What’s your story? Who’s your apparition?” asked Malik.

“W-who? Me? My what?” said Paloma, putting her hands up as if to say she wasn’t doing anything.

Her first instinct was to play dumb and try to lie her way out of it, which the time bought by the arrival of backup allowed Paloma to reconsider what a stupid idea that would be. She could play off the doppelganger missing her as them playing with their food, or the crowd dispersing as some weird phenomenon, but the half-dead, half-naked frozen person in front of her clearly warranted a better explanation than, “I dunno, a wizard did it?” Her train of thought was fully derailed as a large slab of meat stepped out of the truck. Paloma subconsciously pulled her hands up into the sleeves of her jacket to hide them as she gave the man the sweetest, most charming smile someone could manage while blood was still drying on their face.

Paloma looped her arms behind her back and shifted her body bashfully as she quietly tried, and failed, to interject herself into the conversation between Malik and Marco, “...um, actually I should stay with…I’m Pa…actually, Vin needs…maybe a lot of stitches I mean I’m no…oh actually, I’m also in the medical field, I’m P…oh, wow, weird, do you also work on the North Side, maybe we work together, by the way I’m–hwha?”

Paloma’s eyes widened and her mouth dropped as the bleak landscape of dirty snow, junk-filled alleyways, and roach infested apartment buildings was bombarded by rainbows like a Pride carpet bomb had been dropped on the block as Marco was lifted into the air. Her arms dropped to her side as she was completely flabbergasted by the development, her eyes watering as she continued to gawk, her heart threatening to crack through her ribcage as her emotions were taken on a rollercoaster as the beefcake’s clothes disappeared only for him to be censored out by a blinding light before fading to still give Paloma a pec reveal.

The sugary music that evoked images of people running for no reason or contemplatively looking up at the moon from a windowsill was drowned out by pulsing of blood in Paloma’s ears as the skirt disappointingly weaved itself around Marco’s waist. Her head looked to be stuck in an animation loop as she bounced between looking in two directions, the devil on her shoulder who had spent the past forty days and forty nights in a desert without a single drink of water yanking on her hair to get her to look up while the angel struck her with a hard smite across the cheek to avert her gaze and shy away from temptation. Marco landed on the ground and any hope of coming up with a plan, an excuse, anything to help her navigate what would surely become an intrusive interrogation was shattered as the rusty gears in her head started to smoke due to her proximity to Sailor Daddy.

“You…you can unfreeze her now.”

“Who?” asked Paloma, staring at the pair of tree trunks that were squeezed into some thigh-highs.

Out of her periphery she caught the image of Vin, the frozen trainwreck of their wounds shattering the hold Marco’s transformation held on her. Paloma wiped her lip as she dropped the Bystander Effect on Vin to allow Marco to heal them as her mind oscillated between hoping that this didn’t awaken anything inside of her and wishing that she had been the one injured instead. She let out the breath she had been holding and realized that there were more people in the truck than she had noticed. With the Samaritan believing that her “attack” on Vin was through, Paloma’s Sweetheart aura clicked back on. An invisible wave rippled through the air and washed over Gideon’s goons. It was nearly imperceptible and inconsistent in its nature to those who felt it–a waft of cinnamon and apple, a soft squeeze on a finger, a feeling of warmth–the sensation so inoffensive that it quickly became unnoticeable.

What wasn’t unnoticeable was the look of “Oh, Shit” that crossed Paloma’s face when Gideon Cross got out of the Jaguar. She was clearly too unimportant to actually know him, but being from the South Side meant she knew of him. Hell, she was pretty certain the only reason her apartment building had a working furnace this winter was because of Mr. Cross. The problem was separating fact from fiction. For every admirable, charitable thing Mr. Cross did there was always something else that would only ever be said after a look over each shoulder and a lean-in whisper. A person can only be rumored to have caved a man’s face in with his bare hands so many times before she had to stop asking herself if she believed the story and start asking the teller if the person deserved it. Frankly, she didn’t care whether or not the rumors about Mr. Cross were true—or rather she wouldn’t mind if they were true, because obviously she would love to know if he had actually made that loan shark's face into his own personal sock puppet.

Still, she was afraid of him. What would happen if she got blamed for Caleb’s death? She wasn’t worried about him caving in her own face because he couldn’t even if he wanted to, but there were other ways to destroy a life. North Siders liked to act like the South was some lawless wasteland after the Cataclysm, but the South Siders just had a set of their own rules to follow, even sad sacks that lived out in Jungleland. The number one rule was that you don’t cross Gideon Cross. Paloma shot Vin a desperate look as Gideon told them that they would be okay, trying to silently communicate through a batting of eyelashes that Paloma was the only reason they would be. Surely, she had earned some kind of kudos. A life for a life. That was a thing, right?

A life for a life, she thought. The entire reason she had come to David Smith’s house in the first place. In all this excitement, she’d nearly forgotten her promise. Paloma’s lashes stopped batting in morse code for a bailout from Vin as her face darkened. Inside of her sleeves her hands balled up into tight fists.

“You killed it,” accused Paloma, the disappointment heavy in her voice. Her eyes broke away from Vin, glancing around the ground and blinking rapidly. “But what if, what if…” What if that was the right David Smith. What if that had been her only chance. It didn’t matter how hot the tiger was, she had told them not to kill it. Life would be so much better if everyone just fucking listened to her. She snapped her attention back to Vin, a bit of heat tagging along with her words. “You said you would make it talk. You promised!”

You promised. A look of pain crossed Paloma’s face as it felt like a knife was shoved into her belly and twisted. She winced but resisted the urge to grab her stomach, giving Vin a pleading look in hopes that the woman would speak up and correct her–not about there only being a mention of how to interrogate something instead of promising to allow an interrogation, but that Paloma’s assumption about Vin killing the doppelganger was untrue. The heat dispersed from her voice as rapidfire blinks returned as if Paloma couldn’t believe what was happening as she lied again in a defeated whimper, “You promised…”

Interactions: Team Artifact
Elysium Island (Team Artifact)



The feeling of satisfaction that came from everyone listening to and agreeing with her plan was stripped away the second Layla and Alizée rushed forward. Sloane grumbled under her breath how she had meant for them to chain up the dog after she had attempted her distraction, but they had to roll with it now. Sloane followed after Luca, quickly overtaking the sickly sprinter, flinching as her skin prickled as she ran just a bit too close to him. She resisted the instinct to pull away and take a wide berth around Luca, trying to reason with herself that a moment of discomfort was better than catching one of the now loose chains that whipped freely around as Clancy wrestled the Starving Dog. Sloane gritted her teeth as echoes of “meat” bounced around her head as she imagined the stench of her flesh rotting off yet again as she safely passed by Luca.

She was breathing as heavily as Luca when she reached the door, taking the opposite side from him to avoid the aura of the Rot, although unlike her friend it wasn’t due to physical exertion. A rare look of alarm was in Sloane’s eyes as she glanced towards Luca while he told her that he’d step in on breaking through the vault door if necessary. She grunted in confirmation as she tapped her Channeler to her knife, the blade twisting as she cursed it while a wave of dust and debris scattered across the room as Aislin buried the guardian and Clancy. Coughing as the dust settled, Sloane slid her cursed knife across the floor until it hit the wall opposite of the one Luca and her had hugged on their way across the vault room. She hoped that the burial was enough, but if the Starving Dog broke free than perhaps it would get distracted by her Object of Obsession.

Sloane turned to the vault door. She had never seen one quite like it, crafted out of parts that look like it had been repurposed from an old locomotive. The sapphire gave her a pause. There was a possibility that it was a backup magical defense system. It was also possible that it was just an ostentatious design for a biometric scanner. Either way, she decided against touching the gem. Sloane threaded her Channeler between pipes and rivets until it touched the metal door beyond it, her wrist pressed uncomfortably close against the teeth of a gear, the fear that it would start moving somehow and snap her wrist pushed to the back of her head. A light flared from behind the pipes as her opposing Lux ignited and tagged the door with her Hexmark, a blue circle crossed by an orange x.

Her Hexmark was no bigger than the eraser on a pencil and much too small for what she was hoping to accomplish, but Sloane wasn’t done channeling lux into her spell. She began to twist and turn her hand, awkwardly navigating between the web of warm iron as she continued to weave her Lux into the door. She pulled her Channeler out of the steamworks, the old tarot card rolled up in such a way that it evoked an image of a pen or a brush with an orange tip streaming faint blue smoke as Sloane continued to expand her Hexmark as the door became her easel. Scribbled phrases in archaic symbols from dead languages flowed through her hand onto the metal, quickly fading as she moved her hand to graffiti another part of the door before pulling her hand back and violently slashing lines between the invisible instructions like an upset artist trying to deface their latest piece of work.

However, with each slash the Hexmark expanded, growing in diameter until it reached the border of her invisible writing, where she would once again begin to repeat the process. Her hand was starting to cramp up but she didn’t stop channeling Lux into the door, nor did she look over her shoulder to see if the rock pile had started to move. Her Possession Hexmark was over halfway done now. While breaking the door with a Fragile or Glitched one would be quicker, the odds of requiring additional Hexmarks to get through or triggering a failsafe were too high. If she was able to finish her Hexmark then there would be nothing preventing Sloane from opening the door.

Only a handful more seconds and they would be in, able to grab the goods, and radio their supports to get teleported out.


Interactions: Lila@NoriWashere, Liz@Skai, Team Aggro
Elysium Island (Team Aggro)



Sully gave Liz a salute as she thanked him. As Liz turned to offer her assistance to the group, Sully turned his head down to try and figure out why everything was so cold all of the sudden and let out a little yelp as he ducked behind Lila’s wing for cover. “Don’t move, bro,” said Sully, crouching awkwardly behind Lila to hide his junk from the group. Of all the times to not have a blanket lying around to make a toga. Sully scanned the horizon for an evergreen shrub to jump behind that hadn’t been blasted by dragonfire, knowing that Lila wouldn’t be able to stay grounded forever. He saw one and made his move, ducking low and blocking himself with the Chalice.

"... Wasn't that your boy?" hollered James as Sully poked his head up from behind the bush. He was a bit too late in looking, and instead of catching Drake getting sucked into the dragon dimension Sully saw Liz seal up the magma monster instead.

Mildly confused, thinking that James was implying that Sully was supposed to have the sealed magma monster, Sully replied, “Nah it’s cool, she can have him. She’s with us!” Then with a thumbs up, Sully hollered at Liz, “Great job, cuz!”

There was a quick survey of the field now that the Magma Monster was sealed and the Dragon had disappeared as Sully looked for any of their crew that was in dire straits. While there were plenty of bodies scattered across the ground all of them appeared to have been previously dead from before. It was over, they had won, and with a quick little head count it appeared as if none of them had been lost. An unbelievable total victory. Sully let out a cheer as Ruby raised her fist into the air and shouted. The Chalice began to overflow with gatorade that he was ready to dump on the Coven leader when he paused, doing another quick headcount.

“Hey James, you seen Drake?” asked Sully.

However, there was no chance for an answer as the ocean began to bubble and swirl as a dark mass emerged from it, a gigantic skeleton that shook the whole island with its roar, seafoam rolling off its bones. If only Sully was truly Brosideon, then perhaps he could summon the fury of the sea to pull this party pooper down in the undertow and whisk the skeleton away from their victory celebration. Unfortunately, he was just a naked bald dude with a cup hiding behind a bush, so all he could do was shout his disapproval alongside Greenwood as the skeleton smashed its fist unto the beach and sent shockwaves throughout the island. Falling down to his knees, Sully pointed at the skeleton and screamed:
“IT’S BONEZILLA!”
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