When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".
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5 yrs ago
My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Central Park Zoo. Rest in peace you strange, strange man.
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5 yrs ago
My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk".
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6 yrs ago
My ex girlfriend had this really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up like herself, and act like a fucking bitch all the time.
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6 yrs ago
“I have 3 kids and no money, why I can’t I have no kids and 3 money.” -Homer Simpson
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Bio
I love writing when I have the time and motivation for it. My posting frequency is generally one or two times a week on average. Supernatural, Horror and Fantasy are usually the genres I hang around most, but I'm not afraid to experiment with something new. I've made a lot great friends here, many of whom I met when creating the Red Hood universe, and am always looking forward to making more.
I tend to be a little raunchy and crude at times but if you can handle that, you'll have a heck of an RP buddy in me!
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I love writing when I have the time and motivation for it. My posting frequency is generally one or two times a week on average. Supernatural, Horror and Fantasy are usually the genres I hang around most, but I'm not afraid to experiment with something new. I've made a lot great friends here, many of whom I met when creating the Red Hood universe, and am always looking forward to making more.
I tend to be a little raunchy and crude at times but if you can handle that, you'll have a heck of an RP buddy in me!
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/179780-the-red-hoods-rebirth/ooc]The Red Hoods: Rebirth[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/175928-the-red-hoods-initiates/ooc]The Red Hoods: Initiates[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/176059-the-red-hoods-genesis/ooc]The Red Hoods: Genesis[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/178316-red-dead-reckoning/ooc]Red Dead Reckoning[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/178687-x-men-the-new-era-issue-ii-avalon-rising/ic]X-Men: Avalon Rising[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/174454-x-men-the-new-era/ic]X-Men: The New Era[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/177788-cold-front-tacitum-mafia-party-game/ooc]Cold Front: Tacitum[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/175550-crime-devilry/ic]Crime & Devilry[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/180333-welcome-to-ashton-a-modern-town-rp/ic]Welcome to Ashton[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/180465-the-fates-school-for-gifted-monsters/ooc]The Fates' School for Gifted Monsters[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/181605-the-walking-dead-hell-on-earth/ic]TWD: Hell On Earth[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/178486-oblivion-a-linear-superhero-roleplay/ooc]Rebellion[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/184410-haven-for-the-inhuman/ic]Haven for the Inhuman[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/184409-animalia/ic]Animalia [/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/184420-for-whom-the-bell-tolls/ic]For Whom the Bell Tolls[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/184606-drake-unextinguishable/ooc]Drake: Inextinguishable[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/185629-the-energy-storm/ic]The Energy Storm[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/186007-frontier-of-the-damned/ic]Frontier of the Damned[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/186062-land-of-the-giants/ic]Land of the Giants[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/186073-the-haunted-house-18/ic]The Haunted House[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/187429-marvel-world-war-m/ic]World War M[/url]
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[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/176970-magnificent-bastards/ooc]Magnificent Bastards: The Many Faces of RedXIII[/url][/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/8MJYNJb/Alucard-ZBrush-Comp-Final.jpg" /><br><br>I love writing when I have the time and motivation for it. My posting frequency is generally one or two times a week on average. Supernatural, Horror and Fantasy are usually the genres I hang around most, but I'm not afraid to experiment with something new. I've made a lot great friends here, many of whom I met when creating the Red Hood universe, and am always looking forward to making more.<br><br>I tend to be a little raunchy and crude at times but if you can handle that, you'll have a heck of an RP buddy in me!<br><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/179780-the-red-hoods-rebirth/ooc">The Red Hoods: Rebirth</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/175928-the-red-hoods-initiates/ooc">The Red Hoods: Initiates</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/176059-the-red-hoods-genesis/ooc">The Red Hoods: Genesis</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/178316-red-dead-reckoning/ooc">Red Dead Reckoning</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/178687-x-men-the-new-era-issue-ii-avalon-rising/ic">X-Men: Avalon Rising</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/174454-x-men-the-new-era/ic">X-Men: The New Era</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/177788-cold-front-tacitum-mafia-party-game/ooc">Cold Front: Tacitum</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/175550-crime-devilry/ic">Crime & Devilry</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/180333-welcome-to-ashton-a-modern-town-rp/ic">Welcome to Ashton</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/180465-the-fates-school-for-gifted-monsters/ooc">The Fates' School for Gifted Monsters</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/181605-the-walking-dead-hell-on-earth/ic">TWD: Hell On Earth</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/178486-oblivion-a-linear-superhero-roleplay/ooc">Rebellion</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/184410-haven-for-the-inhuman/ic">Haven for the Inhuman</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/184409-animalia/ic">Animalia</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/184420-for-whom-the-bell-tolls/ic">For Whom the Bell Tolls</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/184606-drake-unextinguishable/ooc">Drake: Inextinguishable</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/185629-the-energy-storm/ic">The Energy Storm</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/186007-frontier-of-the-damned/ic">Frontier of the Damned</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/186062-land-of-the-giants/ic">Land of the Giants</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/186073-the-haunted-house-18/ic">The Haunted House</a><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/187429-marvel-world-war-m/ic">World War M</a><br><br>:+:+:+:<br><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/176970-magnificent-bastards/ooc">Magnificent Bastards: The Many Faces of RedXIII</a></div></div>