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Current My Pathfinder character just hooked up with a sentient beam of light, txt it
10 yrs ago
So I'm eating creamy peanut butter instead of crunchy and it's the worst decision of my goddamn life
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All this talk of being okay with how you look has managed to convince me to blow my cover as a faceless entity. Hopefully this clears up some questions (why yes, I did attach a potato to my laptop to be used as a webcam, thanks for noticing). Took this just now, the lighting is all off so I look way better than usual lmao.


This is very helpful, I appreciate it.

Kids are SO, SO MEAN AND DIRECT. I remember being 5 or 6 at the movie theater, standing in line with my mom behind a man with one leg who used crutches. I leaned over and asked her why he only had one leg--I'd never seen that before and I guess my kid self was a little freaked out?--and I will never forget when he glanced back and made eye contact, just for a second, while my mom scolded me.
My dreams in a nutshell, just add a giant head-sucking leech somewhere in there.

Have fun with that.


Wow, I have to watch Red Dwarf at some point.

And not King Kong 2005. Ever. In ten million years.
We can probably all remember weirdass dreams or nightmares or whatever we've had in the past.

I can think of one most recently where I was living in a tattoo parlor on a Hollywood set, with fake rain and trees outside. Gradually the parlor turned into an upscale townhouse, and I met a woman with tattoos everywhere who I knew to be my wife complaining about the director "kicking her ass" with all the rain. I went to a highschool under an overpass within the set, which led to a very industrial district-looking mile long ditch with open sewer tunnels and a bunch of highschool kids wandering around spraypainting. It was actually pretty pleasant, even with a "scene" in which I was chased through the empty school halls and classrooms by an unknown entity.
There's turtles in my school's courtyard, chilling in a little pond.


Infuriatingly, before Maverick could land a solid hit, she froze. Her every muscle strained against the green field, and it cracked and arced violently, but held steady. "Not lasers, particle beams. Completely different process. Not that I really need it, as you can see. Intimidation, mostly."

Oh, fuck you.

"So. Perhaps you'd like to rethink your strategy?"

Maverick worked her jaw muscles, feeling the field crack and pop. Her gleaming skin shot away into shimmering crystal, refracting light even more strongly than the metal and letting her drop down into a crouch. She sharply heard the sound of car tires shrieking away, and her heart dropped. For a moment, her opponent seemed to go silent and still, before two new suits appeared out of thin air--teleportation, maybe--and locked onto her position. Her main adversary lifted up higher, preparing to zip off.

”Oh, like hell am I getting left behind!” Maverick yelled and lunged forward, embedding diamond-tipped fingers into the ankles of his boots and somehow finding a good enough hold. She’d never in her life gone so fast down city streets, and screamed the whole ride, finally stopping and losing her grip. She switched over to rubber before the landing, and flopped down hard against the asphalt. ”Ughhhh…fuck man, I’m gonna be sick…” She found her feet again and stumbled toward the car, but before she could interfere two impossible forces cracked into her side and sent her through what had to be an entire building. She found herself embedded in a concrete wall facing a massive hole, two of those robots looming overhead, combat-ready.

She couldn’t see that tin asshole anywhere, which meant the metal was back on. ”You stupid toy fuckers. That the best you got?”
Marik, if you put up a post before me I'd like to mention that for mine Maverick will have turned to rubber, dropped out of the magnetic grip while Icarus was eyeing the getaway car and grabbed onto his leg when he took off (and promptly got thrown off when he stops). I hate to describe my post like this, but I don't want to drag the action sequence down any more than I have. :X

I realize this probably means his two robots will follow and keep her occupied, just a little closer to you two.
Very sorry for not posting when I said I would, the last bits of school is hitting me at once and it's been tough finding time.
>What's that paper?
Or: should it be rekindled?

I'm sure we could find some vanilla server in the back of the server list to flood with cats.
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