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Current My Pathfinder character just hooked up with a sentient beam of light, txt it
10 yrs ago
So I'm eating creamy peanut butter instead of crunchy and it's the worst decision of my goddamn life
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@VATROU My dad and I watched the Tick all the time, I love it.

Oh my god, watching Icarus get increasingly exasperated with his two opponents is hilarious. Would Icarus want to capture Maverick?
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Yup. I don't think they do it for preservation in this case, but rather for taste. They are usually hot.


Huh, learn something new every day.

Can someone post that 4chan greentext where a guy eats so many pickles that his stomach gets rekt and he shits nothing but acidic pickle juice for hours.


Doesn't he then shit out some stomach acid too? Eughhh.
@Vilageidiotx You can pickle sausages? I've never even heard of pickling meat at all.
@NeutralNexus Oh my god, I love you. I can think of a thousand ways this could be the best thing ever.
Alright, assume anything made not in the proper way is trashcan

To make Bacon good: Prime, thick as fuck cuts at a part of a big where you get a 55/45 split between meat and fats
You have to cook it so that you get it in the right spot where it has some crunch but gives way to some chewiness at the middle of the strip. Fact.

Proper Bacon Deliciousness rank: like 9/10
Can it carry a dish on itself alone: yes for Breakfast, kinda for lunch, kinda for dinner.
Difficulty: Med skill
Will it casserole?: Fuck no

How to make Sausage good: Good quality meat, doesn't require specifics between fat and meat. You only need to cook it where you don't burn it
Fact.

Proper Sausage Deliciousness rank: 7.8/10
Can it carry a dish on itself alone: Yes for Breakfast, yes for lunch, yes for dinner
Difficulty: Easy as fuck.
Will it casserole: Yeah boi.

I hope with this proper discussion of various meats you will see that it depends on how lazy the cook is.


My ideal bacon is basically that. My grandma demands the bacon to be burnt to all fuck. "Extra crispy" bacon is a monstrosity.


Maverick tensed and growled at the sight of the green haze, her muscles automatically beginning to tighten in order to strain against it. But wait--she could move, even when it seemed the robots had the magnets working full-blast. Looks like she could resist it with just a little practice!

”Hah! Nice try, assholes! Looks like Papa Bear’s the only guy with any actual power.“ She rolled her eyes when he started spouting some more bullshit about surrendering, like that was gonna happen. ”Yeah, sure, I give up! Go ahead and drag me off, I’ll go quietly. Right after I’m done SCREWIN’ YOUR MO--“THOOM. Four smaller particle beams shot from their hands, pummeling her squarely in the chest and stomach and cutting her burning retort short.

Maverick was sent tumbling end over end through the rest of the building, her inertia sending her halfway into the street behind it, leaving behind a deep trench of broken concrete and asphalt. God, these robots are assholes. Her costume was blasted up to shit now, miraculously still covering her essentials but leaving her abdomen and ribs bare and charred slightly. The robots came floating out of the hole she left, hands glowing once more. Like hell was she gonna let herself get caught by a blast like that again.

The closest of the robots was about ten feet off the ground, a distance she closed in short order. The sheer added weight sent them both cracking into the street, Maverick poised well enough to wrap her legs around its chest and shoulders, using her smaller stature to curl in and twist out of the way just as the other robot shot off two more beams. Her fingers found the plates under the current robot’s jaw and chin, attempting to wrench its head off--at the very least pull off something important.
Guys, one question: Sausage or bacon?
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Very nice!


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Holy shit, I once had a dream in which I was at a place where all the cars were sexy, and I knew this because they were all skin-colored and had nipples on their hoods.

We must have dreamed of the same world.


Or DeviantArt.

I literally just woke up and had a pleasant dream, but I can't remember any of it. :(

EDIT: Now I remember, and it wasn't nice at all. I was playing a video game like Amnesia mixed with that one Half-Life horror mod and it was horrible, there was this creepyass statue that chased you only after you passed it, and a pair of legs with a sword they could somehow hold. Shit.
I record decent dreams in a journal, but from memory, I once dreamed that I was feeling up a lady who grew numerous cucumbers on her chest instead of breasts. They were faintly flesh-coloured and of varying size.

There wasn't any context other than that it was in a very specific place in my house (alongside the television, near the drawers) and she seemed to be pretty happy about kneeling on a tile floor.


Kinky.
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