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13 days ago
Current "STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022, and again in 2024,
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3 yrs ago
"I hope no one quotes me." Roland, 2022.
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3 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022.
3 yrs ago
Exactly two weeks for law school entrance exam. :O
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3 yrs ago
Prepping for the Round Two of applying to law school. Last year, the entrance exam beat me. #TheLawWon
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Bio

Join the roleplayers, they said. It will be a blast, they said.

Now, I am here. Would you like to know more?


The name's Roland, a recent member of the forum. I've mostly played RPs in video game and tabletop form. As you might have guessed, I am a fan of both the Fantasy and the 40k versions of Warhammer, although if you come to ask did Magnus do something wrong, I please advise you to find new material for memes. I enjoy reading fantasy, history and sci-fi. I also like wandering and trekking in the woods and forests, and learning new things and trivia. I was awarded "Mister Trivial" award by my friends, and rarely do they dare to challenge for a game of Trivial Pursuit. I am also a history nerd, which might have some bearing on why I lack any Trivial Pursuit victims players.

I enjoy an ice cold, tar-like dark Lager, among other beverages. Other tastes (or lack thereof) include dark roasted and black coffee with sugar, German Scho-Ka-Kola chocolate and different pastas, especially without shellfish. I tend to torture my friends, school mates and tabletop roleplayers with lame puns and dadjokes. I write fantasy and sci fi worlds into my hard drive, maybe one day utilizing them in Dungeons & Dragons and/or other roleplays.

I probably go to Hell for those lame jokes, who knows.


Trivial knowledge about me:

a) I cried when I saw Avengers: The Endgame at the cinema. I don't think I will tell you why.
b) I occasionally attend to pub quizzes and do poorly, because I am the only one in my team. Can't blame anyone else, though.
c) One can only wonder what is my favourite Imperial Guard regiment.
d) Avery Johnson Jr. is my spirit animal.

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To be honest, I took the liberty of naming the 45 soldiers under my command just about now.
The Late Herr Leutnant


Wernher knew he was late. Well, timetable, meet reality., he thought.

Had Wernher not taken a short detour on his way, he would have arrived fifteen minutes ago. He was riding a horse from a local stable. He knew a family who ran a stable nearby, and had sent a letter to them, requesting a horse for a few days in exchange of a agreeable sum. The family's daughter Katharina had been happy to bring the horse to the train station as Wernher arrived. The young woman had been almost blushing, when she offered the chestnut horse named Hugo to Wernher. Wernher didn't wonder why; he looked quite dashing in his officer's uniform with insignia. He had civilian clothing with him, but a uniform offered a few perks and gazes, like better service in restaurants.

Wernher had come almost straight from the von Lockstedt "estate" near Berlin, as he had been on a short vacation for familial reason. His father was having heart problems, but that didn't slow him down much. Oskar had been mostly relegated to staff duties nowadays, preparing new artillery training handbooks and other paperwork. There was clearly something coming, as his father was talking much about new artillery designs and plans being drawn behind the scenes.

Wernher ushered Hugo to a steady trotting for the last few hundred metres before the manor. If he was going to be late, at least he could arrive in style. Nearing the manor, he noticed his friends, and sported a small grin. Someone had arrived with a brand new Audi, probably Hans. A man never stops playing with toys, they just get expensive and lucrative. Wernher didn't have much interest in those automobiles, but they might have a place in battlefield. If only one made enough reliable and affordable automobiles, then they'd offer greater mobility in logistics than horses and trains.

The others were already walking towards the manor. Wernher pulled near them and stopped. "Sorry for being late", Wernher apologized. "I hope you weren't taking bets on my punctuality."
Silent tension hung in the air like an unanswered question mark in the Three Ravens saloon. Dutch had two aces in his hand, and third was on the poker table. Could he pull the jackpot with this hand? Was the Sitting Hawk bluffing across the table? The stakes weren’t that high, as the game was friendly. No one’s life was on the line, but the Indian had a stone-cold poker face. He saw everything and showed nothing.

James was scribbling down a new story in the train into his notebook. He always had a couple on him, one for writing ideas down and writing short excerpts and the other for diary. He had grown tired of Dutch McAllen, the gallant sheriff of Country Galloway, Texas. Dutch had rescued ranchers’ daughters, faced bandits, Indians and cattle thieves. He also had faced cattle-thieving bandit Indians, bandits posing as Indians, and duelled at least two “fastest hands in the West”. James pondered, should he just kill Dutch McAllen in a spectacular fashion, like the writer of Sherlock Holmes had done with his hero.

The readers would be disappointed, but James could at least move on. He could write a new protagonist and new stories. He had a new protagonist in mind – an escaped Pict slave and barbarian of the ancient world, working as a mercenary, a thief and an occasional hero in the Mediterranean world, killing gorgons and harpies and other monsters and beasts. James had loaned quite a few history books and corresponded with a few other authors about his ideas.

The train was about to arrive in Arkham. James hadn’t seen Jeremy in years, but they had corresponded frequently. A month ago, Jeremy hadn’t sent any letters, and few days ago James had been mailed a letter from Jeremy’s house sitter to arrive to Arkham, as Jeremy had gone missing. James had been worried, but he also smelled an opportunity to take a slice of time off from his regular writing and journalist work.

He had heard of curious rumours and news from Arkham. He had heard from an old university acquaintance, who had majored in geology and chemistry that the Miskatonic University was interested in polar exploration, and James was intrigued to hear the University’s reports and research from the Antarctica expeditions.

As the train arrived in Arkham, James took his luggage and went out to find the 1111 South Curlew Drive. It shouldn’t take long, he thought. He had always been good at reading maps and almost instinctively navigate through an unknown terrain. He hummed a new jazz song he’d heard last week.

James neared the location and saw at least two figures by the house and a third in further distance. He had taken his jacket off and rolled his sleeves up, carrying a few days’ worth of spare clothing in a travel case. He had a black vest and tie and white shirt on him. And apparently, the two figures had their interest on the third. James slowed his pace and took a short while to examine the trio.

@Starboard Watch To put it shortly, I'd be interested.
@Jamesyco Just installed Discord again. Roland#6584 the nickname there, with the same profile picture.
@Kuro Mayhaps.
@Jamesyco Right. Got any ideas for a fantasy world?
@thegreenleafe Well, he might be based on Stephen King and Alan Wake, to be honest. I basically named Wake Springs after Alan Wake.
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