Roose Hurro

The Pillow Fort

{FALLS DOWN, DOES NOT GO BOOOOM!}

Hrrrr... was that really necessary?

{EARS GO DOWN AND BACK...}

Now you do indeed owe me a cup of coffee, if not a full breakfast...

{LIFTS LEG...}

So, what will it be? Coffee, breakfast... or pee?

Someone help me identify who is this character?

Omega said
It looks like it is from porn.

I think the "breast shot" gave that one away... though, to be honest, I have no idea what anime that character comes from.

Solving the fermi-paradox

According to what I heard, aliens don't come here because we smell bad...

The Pillow Fort

phantori said
*gets hit with another pillow and sits up, throws the pillow back at Roose[, breaking the sound barrier, and goes back to sleep*

{ROOSE CATCHES... DUNKS... SCORES!}

What? You thought... just because I'm an alien furry critter... I can't jump?

Star Trek: TNG

Indeed. Should be loads of fun, given my roster of possible alien critters to play with.

The Pillow Fort

You never said you were a bad host, either.

{THROWS PILLOW...}

The Parable of a Madman

{GRABS DARKWOLF BY THE COLLAR... LIFTS AND SHAKES}

"If the WHAT...!?"

The Pillow Fort

{PUTS CLAWED THUMB TO END OF MUZZLE, RIGHT BETWEEN BOTH NOSTRILS, AND GIVES EUCLID THE RASPBERRIES...}

Spoil sport...

{RUFFLES FUR...}

And you call yourself a host?

The Pillow Fort

{LASHES TAIL WHILE CLAWING NEAREST PILLOW, SHARP-TOOTHED GRIN ON FACE...}

But I am... and you look delicious. Point made? Heh... well, at the very least, you owe me a cup of coffee, just for waking me up. I'm a real beast if I don't have my coffee...

Star Trek: TNG

Unfortunately, I'm not able to RP yet, otherwise I'd be biting...