Roose Hurro

The Pillow Fort

Euclid said
*was noogied* My cranium!

{LICKS SCALED FORELIMB...}

Hey, it's not like I scrambled your brain...

{SNORTS, THEN TENDS TO SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BACON WHILE EUCLID PUTZES AROUND}

Most deplorable characters/things you've RPed

Sounds like fun...

Overpowered really is a matter of perspective, in that case. In my own roster, I have everything from a "normal" winged squirrel a housecat could make a meal of (if you caught him unawares) to a bio-technical adaptomorph who could wipe all "normal" lifeforms off a planet in a matter of days, single-handed (not that "he" would).

Then of course, I have Pog. Who would. And so qualifies as "deplorable"... even though I've never played him.

Not that I don't have characters who, from a human perspective, couldn't be considered "immoral." I have Sev Ornil, a young male Kah'Saun wanderer... a romantic who has no problem "dating" outside his species. Then I have Pico. Only 2.5 feet tall, nasty claws and teeth, has no problem feeding on the entrails (and other choice organ meats) of anyone who crosses him. Though he prefers deep-fried rat nads dipped in wasabi. And yes, Thoee and Deen, who are so much in love, they don't mind being quite... ummm... public expressing their "adult" proclivities. Not that they go out of their way to do so, but "accidents" happen. Though they are more moderated at present, ever since they became parents. Still, when you run around without shirt, shoes... or pants... you can't help but get noticed, depending on the culture of whatever world you're visiting.

Heh...

The Pillow Fort

{ALSO NOTICES THE DINOSAUR...}

Yeah... I don't think entering through a window works well for someone your size.

{TURNS BACK TO EUCLID, RUFFLES MANE WHILE GIVING HIM A NOOGIE...

Yes way!

Most deplorable characters/things you've RPed

Ellri said The only reason such an OP character worked at all was that all the other characters in that RP were equally overpowered, and when everyone's super, no one is.

True. In other words, when "super" is normal, normal becomes "abnormal." Or something to that effect...

The Pillow Fort

Euclid said
But I like having pillow hair.

Trust me...

{LOOKS AROUND TO SEE IF ANY LADIES ARE PRESENT,,, DISPLAYS STUBBY (yet flashy) WINGS}

Without a pair of these, all you have to attract females is your head fur... you do want a girlfriend, don't you?

{TURNS A CRITICAL EYE ON THE EGGS, TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOT OVERDONE...}

The Pillow Fort

Euclid said
*scrambles up some eggs with some green onions*Might as well be hospitable. Don't take it for granted.

{TOOTHY GRIN...}

I'll leave you something in my will... perhaps my grooming kit. You have a serious case of pillow hair...

The Pillow Fort

Euclid said
And bacon comes before eggs. *goes to cook some bacon*

{SNEEKS UP ON EUCLID, DROOLS ON SHOULDER...}

About time you fixed me breakfast!

{DANGLES SOME GREEN ONIONS IN EUCLID'S FACE...}

I like my eggs scrambled...

The Pillow Fort

Euclid said
*remains triumphant, as expected*

Remember: "Pride cometh before the fall."

Most deplorable characters/things you've RPed

I never got the chance to play the character in an RP, but I created a being I called Pog, a cute, adorable baby hedgehog... who'd eaten his littermates while still in the womb, then eaten his way out of his mother. Why? Because "Pog" was the Spirit of Extinction, a being whose very existence destroyed entire species. Ever wonder how the dinosaurs died out? Not because a giant rock fell from the sky and caused a "nuclear" winter, oh no. Because mother dinosaurs had their babies eaten out of their eggs, without the shells being so much as scratched. Even worse, Pog assumed not only the form of something innocent, but as HE continued to "grow"... to Mature... he would assure Extinction by becoming a "father" in place of ALL "normal" males within the doomed species. And eating his own offspring.

Unfortunately, I never got a chance to develop him far enough to figure out how to put him back to sleep. Keep him dormant, until the next Extinction Awakening.

The Pillow Fort

{LOWERS LEG, SULKS...}

Be grateful I'm not a bed wetter...

{GOES IN SEARCH OF BREAKFAST, WITH COFFEE...}