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So.

Dervish said
99% of hugs tend not to involve crippling facial trauma.

Well I've been doing it wrong then.

Fml

You've had quite the week.

Mythical Adventures of Smiral and her stupid Nerd Friends

Elendra said
And Chapter 3 is up! Featuring "In medias res", and tons of bullshit for the heroes to deal with

Love you!

My Pms... :(

Wooh! 2 PMs!

Just a typical night in skype

Dervish said
I'm certainly glad I wasn't there for that.Fucking hell.

Are these the things I miss?

Jster said
I don't hate you <3You can be in my group any day. <3

He is. Both of you serve Alex as slaves crewmen.

Although I suppose I should have SOMEONE watch the engines :/ .

Just a typical night in skype

Hank said
Being nice doesn't excuse being a weirdo. Spam has very specific standards. I think we can all agree that Smiral is fucking weird, but her caustic wit and no-fucks-given attitude mean that we like her and want to gargle on dick anyway. You, however (and most unfortunately for you), do not have those redeeming qualities , and as such we enjoy making fun of you.As for kicking you: I was just bowing to the whims of my people.

Only you could phrase it in such a way that doesn't sound personal at all.

You, fascinate me.

I was going to post a picture of the Outsider from Dishonored saying that, but the majority of the pictures I found were just he and Corvo going at it.

So I just bought Fallout 3

NV has iron sites?

Welp, guess who's now buying NV.

So I just bought Fallout 3

The Nexerus said
Game developers need to realize that it's okay for there to be non-named NPC's that aren't hostile.

Yes please. I really hate when I'm visiting a 'bustling city' and there's ten named NPCs.

I have an important decision to make.

Kaga said
I don't know what the scissors are supposed to represent and I don't know what Axe Cop is. Clearly I'm not the best person to ask.Just do whatever makes you the happiest, I guess. :/

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natsumehack said
Oh shit that scissors? I just notice, i thought it was hand cuffs or something this whole time.

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Kaga said
That sounds like a brilliant premise, I admit.

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Spam Sector: The New Frontier

Goldmarble said
Fucking awesome. But I'm starting to feel like this Goldmarble character is going to be a red shirt.Also....Dervish, how does it feel to become one of the most badass, fictionalized versions of the people of spam? Twice now.

Nah, you're good. If anyone dies, it'll be after they get some good screentime. I don't like redshirt deaths for a variety of reasons, but I don't want any good member of Spam to be a redshirt.

Don't worry though, people will totally die in the future.

PrimezTime said
I feel so bad for Zed's character... :(And sweet! I'm on the hunt for the traitorous scum this time. Let's do this Dervish!

I hope you're cool with your pic, I spent a long as balls time trying to find something I liked, and just gave up and used Harrison Ford.

Cpt Toellner said
Smiral's rant to Zed was a piece of literary genius.

Thankee