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Location: 3 Graze Street




Class was cancelled.

It was eleven-thirty in the morning. At the top of a set of porch steps, stood a man dressed in a formal attire; a two-piece suit. The man, the professor - Richard Lester - was smoking a cigarette. Lester was riddled with a distinct level of procrastination and hesitation as to whether or not attend this 'mandatory' community meeting. He was the equivocal urban hermit of Silver Falls; he kept predominantly to himself, he essentially had no immediate friends - other than his children and divorced wife, which were an hour and a half drive's distance away. But, since no one would expect him to show up, that made him the perfect candidate for city's hall little list of people that didn't show up to some stupid town hall meeting. Which would line him up just perfectly for an annoying little fee, courtesy of his friends at city hall.

He sighed.

He had thirty minutes. Putting out his cigarette, he casually flicked it out onto his front yard, before heading down the staircase and further subsequent sidewalk. He unlocked his 1984 BMW 733i Sedan. Plugging his key into the ignition; the sedan revved to life as an unpleasant, nasally voice overtook Richard's ears."Law enforcement officials are advising for all hikers and campers in the Silver Falls rural area to be careful when out in the wilderness, after several reports of-"

Richard interrupted the radio broadcast by furiously slamming the radio with the side of his hand. The next station played at least music.


His theme.


"Much better.", gruffly whispered Richard to himself. He looked over his shoulder, and began to methodically back out of his driveway in reverse with the sedan. Switching gears, drove off through the daylight. Richard pulled up on a turn and was given the opportunity to think as the song reeled on, the obsessive professor couldn't help but compare the song to himself and his family in a subtle sense. Somehow, through his own inability and asociality, he had sold the world, his world. It was really just nonsense talk in his head, and he knew that, but it was something to idly think over as he was about to make a turn - onto an obviously empty road.

He shook his head. Quick to get back to his senses, he turned out onto the road, and began driving further into the town of Silver Falls in his BMW.

As am I, he'll be done shortly. He'll be a professor that works at the university.


Segment 1
Featuring Dr. Lazarus Monroe




Wayne “The Pain” Brown, studiously and methodically maneuvered back and forth. “The Pain”, was a recognizable sort of backstage interviewer. Hard-nosed, good-natured; he could be called the equivocal Mean Gene of Global Pro Wrestling – or at least one of the more easily recognizable backstage interviewers. From his appearance, he was in his early-forties. He was short, shaven, with a short brown hair with a receding hairline. Naturally, he was well-dressed, as should be expected of any backstage interviewer; it was a well-made three-piece suit. Wayne took a single from the mug of his coffee, as Wayne rose his eyes towards the camera; the camera man suddenly began to count down. Wayne quickly placed down the mug, and adjusted both his tie and posture—

“Showtime, in three—“

“Two—“

“One.”


Eighties new wave production music played on queue with the equally punctual cameraman, “The Pain” held an old fashion microphone in his hand. The Backstage Interviewer spoke with his signature, velveteen voice—

“Ladies and Gentlemen, good evening! My name is none other than Wayne “The Pain” Brown, and what a match we just witnessed! Davies vs. Eagle, will no doubt be a match to be remembered. Both competitors placed up a hell of a fight – but Davies takes the win. He will go one-to-one to face the reigning GPW American Champion, Dr. Lazarus Lazarus, later tonight – for none other than the championship.”

Wayne adjusted his tie, coughing once to clear his throat-

“Now – it is with great pleasure, to introduce to all of you, the GPW American Champion – Dr. Lazarus Monroe!”

The Doctorate, The GPW American Heavyweight Champion – Lazarus Monroe – nearly interrupted the veteran backstage interviewer, Wayne, as the Surgeon of Professional Wrestling spoke with a loud and proud tone of voice, animate, and lively as ever—

“Oh – It’s great to be here. Great to be here, once again, in Long Island… New York. It’s great to be here, once again, in the Nassau… Colosseum- “THE PAIN”— HOW ARE YOU DOING, SIR!?”

The well-kept, tamer backstage interviewer promptly and professional responded—

“Well, I’m doing just fine, Doc’! Thanks for asking! I wanted to get your opinion on what just happened out there. I wanted to get your take on how you’ll face Rocky Davies later tonight, with your Global Pro Wrestling American Championship belt on the line! I know that belt means to you, to represent this sport-”

The Champion didn’t even need to ponder, he already knew what to say, as he interrupted the interviewer-

“You know something, Pain. I don’t really like Chad Eagle. I don’t like his attitude. You’re not entitled to anything in this life, but he still believes himself to be the best in GPW. But, I respect him. I respect any man that has the guts to step between those ropes, look another man in the eye – and tell them – that I’ll tie you into knots, and furthermore, beat the piss out of you if I have to; I respect that man!”

He paused—

“But, I also respect another man, and I can’t think of a single name I respect more than who I’m about to name. That man, was your winner. That man, has the guts of a bull. That, was Rocky Davies. He pulled through with the win, Pain. He’s got the guts. He’s got the heart. HE’S GOT THE DETERMINATION! But, I’ll tell you what he doesn’t have, Pain, and that’s my wrestling ability, BABY!”

The Doctorate chuckled mildly like a madman, he lets the air sizzle for a moment, before speaking a bit more coldly—

“You see, Davies – although I respect you – you ‘ought to respect that, I, am just the better wrestler. And, you… WILL RESPECT THAT, after I make, you, TAP, with Open Heart Surgery, BABY! And, unlike some folks, I’ll do it all within the rules, because that’s what the doctor’s all about! I am the surgeon, at what I do – and that’s tying people into knots! I will bend your bones in ways you never thought imaginable! I am the master of this game – and you will hear the fans in this arena chant my name – LAZZZ’ARUS! MONROEEE’!

The Doctor struts off, as Wayne “The Pain” Brown frantically wipes his forehead with a readily-handy handkerchief. He raises his frontal view back up to the lens of the camera—

“Well, Folks. The man said it himself. The Surgeon of Professional Wrestling, Dr. Lazarus Monroe, will defend his GPW American Championship against none other than the tenacious, the unyielding, the undeterrable: Rocky Davies. Let’s take it back to the ring—”

The camera feed cuts back to the center of the ring. The former interviewing platform combusts into a crowd, as personnel shuffle equipment in and out of the scene. Wayne "The Pain" Brown took another sip of his coffee mug that he had placed down earlier, sighing, as he heads on his way further backstage. All the while, Saturday Night Showdown rolls on.

I would be interested.




Hope you don't mind me using Owen. I take inspirations from Karl Gotch, and this weird idea in my head of comparing a wrestling technician to a surgeon; I don't know where that came from, but I went with it.
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The Commonwealth of Ostružnica, 1916-Spring of 1920




Ostruznican Soldiers standing alongside Ostruznican Citizens, near the border of The Đakovician Line.

The Đakovician Line was one of the most prominent theaters for Trench Warfare, in The Great Terrible War. This was primarily attributed due to the 'stuck' position of Ostruznica, because they were quite literally surrounded. However, with fate held close to their chests, they managed to effectively cover their borders with men, with their large populace-per-geographical kilometer. Industry shared a similar fortune, as they were able to mass produce SVP-17 Gas Masks, to save their livestock of a populace from gas-filled artillery shells, or others like it. SVP-16 Gas Masks were made out of rubber, and were easily identifiable from a distance with their large, snout-like gas filters. However, they were made for mass produce, and comfortability was not of importance to the contractors. This also implies that SVP-16 Gas Masks did not come in very many sizes neither while they were in mass produce, as this occasionally raised problems for those with slighty-deformed craniums. Despite these flaws, it was a revolutionary work of engineering, and it has saved an unestimateable amount of lives.



A Ceremonial Blessing and Baptization held by Ostružnican Relgious Leaders, for returning heroes of The Commonwealth.

As we're sped up to more modern times, Ostružnica is left now with a fragile populace, and are subsequently worshiping 'Heroes' of The Commonwealth, who's actions defy moral explanation. However, in some recent advancements, the public ear has caught a hold of the possible likelyhood of the return of a sprawling automotive industry. With the industrial improvements catching speed, rumors are afloat with a possible overhaul for The Commonwealth's standard-issue rifle, The Dvořáková M1915. Economists estimate a change in administration is unlikely in the coming future, as it would most certainly be burdensome to The Ostružnican Economy. With rising concerns to their populace, it is in the likelyhood that The Commonwealth will attempt to emit neutrality, whilst attempting to cling to a select-number of alliances from The Great Terrible War.



Two Ostružnican Officer Cadets wield two Dvořáková M1915 Variant Rifles, in their hands.
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