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7 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
7 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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7 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.

Bio

Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.

A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.

What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.

I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.

As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.

I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.

So there it is, I guess.

Most Recent Posts

LeeRoy said
Well, if I don't get a response from Khan by the end of this movie I'll make a decision on what to do next.


And then he can just "interrupt" it, like anyone and everyone apparently does in these fights.

So how about instead you show a little god-damn patience.
By the way, MH. You and Asuras could probably hear (if not see) the shit going down between the other three on Necropoli.

I mean... Green basically just devastated an area about a mile and a half across with pure explosion damage, plus the blast radius outside that, plus the fire. That kind of hell could be seen for MANY miles. Just letting you know you have stuff you could make secondary reactions to.

LeeRoy said
So, Khan.

What's your response, dude?

I'm waiting with bated breath.


Calm down, man. Bitching about it isn't going to speed up his reaction. In fact, in my experience, people tend to respond slower when nagged to the point of annoyance. How about you just go grab a beer/bowl/smoke/sandwich/etc and let Khan answer without being pestered with every other post you make? I get that you're frustrated, but I would guess that Khan is equally frustrated due to being called out on whatever BS he has been called out on. Wouldn't YOU be a bit annoyed if you were in his shoes? I thought so. So please... do yourself, Khan, and everyone a favor by calming down a bit.
Posted in Necropoli.

I will join the fray in my next post, and hopefully not die before enacting my master plan.
The intense golden light continued to shine brightly as the essence-machine continued to take shape. The Elemental rushed out from beneath her and into combat with the unknown foe while Ysolda finished the spell. Not a minute later, the spell took final form. The mighty Solar Exalt was encased in a glorious and golden construct capable of withstanding immense punishment and dealing out even more damage than it could withstand. The spell's completion was just in the nick of time, too. A rain of unknown armaments came down from the heavens and created an eruption of flame, debris, and air pressure less than two kilometers from where Ysolda stood. She heard hundreds of voices cry out in terror just before the explosions snuffed them out and overcame the wails with thunder and fire.

"This is... why would someone... I can't let this go on." She was in shock. Sure, she had seen death and war back in her homeland... but this was destruction on a new scale. Comparable to the mightiest of Solar-Circle spells, even. Frankly, she was lucky to be outside the blast radius. Moving at an intense pace ( 10x normal, as per the spell description ) thanks to the extended stride of her essence-armor, Ysolda rushed through the inferno and powered through the ruined area in the hope that she could assist in combating the threat. Coming to a bombed-out shell of a building, she fired the armor's shoulder-mounted Medium Essence Cannon. The blast ripped a huge hole through the front of the building and tore right through to the back, allowing Ysolda nearly unhindered passage through it.

Unfortunately, she was still about 1500m from the foe that unleashed this destruction. Worse, she still could not see the enemy... this time due to the smoke, fire, and settling debris. By her math, she was still about twenty seconds out. Good enough, she figured. Twenty seconds to think of how best to deal with a foe that was likely on par with Creation's Deathlords. There was always one option... but she didn't want to resort to that unless there was no choice. Problem was that this entity had unleashed such mayhem in such a short time... that she may have no choice in the matter. Only time would tell... and that time was growing shorter with every stride she took toward this very dangerous enemy.
I should really get to work on a post, I think.

Yeah, I'll do that now.
Skallagrim said
And you good sir are a smug pompous ass.


I thought that was common knowledge.

Skallagrim said
Peel that armor like a tin can and kill the weak ass driver...


Does that mean I have permission to go full-on ham?
Skallagrim said
Hmmm. Let me think. You, Beta, sat next to me when I posted. Realized the site was acting up and moved on to another site. Oh wait no you weren't.


I get the feeling, good sir, that you are mad. There is no need to be upset. However, I must point out that the fact there is a triplicate post signifies that, in fact, you tried to post the same thing more than once. One would assume from that fact, that you did not "move on to another site". So please forgive my assumed insolence. It was not my intent to rustle your jimmies, old bean.
Beta said
It does it to everyone, not just you. When it does that, don't refresh and re-submit. Let the site calm the fuck down. Did it to me, but I didn't triple-duplicate. I submitted, saw that it was lagging, left the site for a bit, came back, made a second response, etc. Don't be so impatient.


Skall. Everyone. Refer to the above message, please. This triple duplication stuff is getting out of hand, imho.
LeeRoy said
Holy shit dude, why do you hate me forum?


It does it to everyone, not just you. When it does that, don't refresh and re-submit. Let the site calm the fuck down. Did it to me, but I didn't triple-duplicate. I submitted, saw that it was lagging, left the site for a bit, came back, made a second response, etc. Don't be so impatient.
LeeRoy said
The small area ABOVE ground is only around 3-4 miles wide


If that's the case, and by the size of the carpet-bombing area that Green stated, and with the fact that Ysolda and Erde were fairly close to the center, then that would mean that Ysolda would be a short distance outside the blast radius. Granted, the heat of the explosions would still be intense, and the shockwave would pepper her Essence Mech-thingy with dirt, rocks, and small debris... but nothing powerful enough to just fuck her day over.

I can work with this. Basically her realizing that what she's up against is like nothing she's ever seen before, etc, etc. Seem good?
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