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  • Old Guild Username: Beta
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
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2 yrs ago
Current Floop
7 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
7 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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7 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.

Bio

Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.

A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.

What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.

I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.

As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.

I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.

So there it is, I guess.

Most Recent Posts

GreivousKhan said
No one ever reads T1 rules.


I never once attacked while charging. Made evasive maneuvers? Absolutely. Attacked? Not once.
It's 2800 feet tall... the character "Erde" was 12 feet tall, and Ysolda in her Essence Armor was 20ft tall.

Killing a mech that size... just to kill two people that are LITERALLY insignificant by comparison... makes ZERO sense whatsoever. As for killing a planet with it? It had like 6,000 fucking doom-missiles, a laser cannon that could carve MILES into the ground, and god-fucking-knows what else. Even without the missiles, it could STOMP its way through a city, mash skyscrapers up to 1km tall under its hands or feet, ram anything taller than that, laser-murder anything that got in its way, drill-hand shit to death, etc...

Nuking it to take out two people... makes as much sense as me drowning an ant-mound in my own blood.

Literally... if he was sent there to wipe out that planet, he could have done it with relative ease (minus Skall's GM character who is MIA due to Skall being gone). So the course of action he took after >I< was called on shit and explained what I was doing... SCREAMS of "yeahfuckthatshithavefunbeingnukedbye." metagaming.

Schradinger said
the actions taken were taken based on OOC knowledge


^ yep
ImportantNobody said
Blowing up the expensive robot could be seen as the joker burning the huge stack of cash in the Dark Night.


If one was playing the Joker, absolutely. However, a douchebag that works for a universe-conquering regime that sent him there with the express purpose of purging that planet of life? Yeah... makes no sense to explode the planet-murdering nuclear doomtank.
Green said
..Right. Grow up.


Green said
Take a chill pill, Beta. We´re done with it, remember?


LeeRoy said Magical wizard woman seeing a giant robot blowing herself up for the greater good? That would make sense, if it weren't for the titan fighting said giant robot who didn't regard her as a high enough form of life to even converse with. She knew Erde was fighting him and still decided that killing herself was the only way to win.

Neither is logical. You're both wrong.


Yes, because EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE would see a twelve-foot tall rock-man... charging a HALF MILE TALL DOOMTANK... and think "He's totally got this one." That makes such perfect sense, that I think I just realized the final digit of pi!

Not really. That analogy makes as much sense as Green blowing up his mech in the scenario that he blew up his mech.

Green said
Beta started repeatedly throwing out suppression techniques. That kind of shit should never be used in a conversation.


PRETTY sure I was right.

You were saying the same shit, albiet less loudly. So...
MelonHead said
I wish I was here about ten hours ago to shout ironically

"YOU SHOULD ALL JUST CALM DOWN LOLZOLZOLZOZLO

"Now you all know, hahahahhahahaha.


Just so long as we all agree that I was right.
Oh for the love of Raptor Jesus... I still have to write that second character for your RP, ImpNo...

FUCK...
ImportantNobody said
The next topic could be Beta's hilarious roleplay idea. At least one good thing must come of this.


^fix'd
I'd be down for it. But I'm not going to do all the work writing it up. I've made four character sheets in as many days for other RPs, each over 6000 characters long. So really, I can't be fucked with doing a lot of writing at this point in time.
LeeRoy said
This isn't even an argument anymore, it's devolved to the level of blowing farts in eachother's general direction.


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